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Slow burn Monochrome. At least it might have been slow if Blake wasn't high as a kite. Rated T mostly for Yang's insinuations. (Cover art by the one, the only, Dashingicecream.)RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 167, words: 616k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/12/2022 published: 3/28/2015, [Blake B., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Yang X.L.
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Frostbite
In which Yang flirts mercilessly and Weiss is more savage than the blizzard they are taking shelter from. Oneshot, brought to you from a time we almost attempted freezerburn.RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 47, follows: 12, 12/22/2018, Weiss S., Yang X.L.
381Search and Destroy »
A hard-rock mining town deep in Vale's mountains needs help handling an unfamiliar type of Grimm. Enter Team RWBY. They signed up for a short research mission- collect some info, kill a few Grimm. What could possibly go wrong? Follows our Grimm Rats timeline, so be advised: we EARN this T rating.RWBY, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 62, words: 227k+, favs: 200, follows: 237, updated: 12/22/2018 published: 3/1/2016, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
16Milk and Cereal
Pyrrha is going to tell Ruby about this crush if it kills her. Oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day!RWBY, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 96, follows: 49, 2/14/2017
44 Tweiss as Nice »
In hindsight, walking in on Weiss in the shower was probably not the best way to get on her good side. Complete!RWBY, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 13k+, favs: 124, follows: 82, updated: 3/21/2015 published: 1/31/2015, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
21 Close Quarters »
Super-prankster Yang shoves Ruby and Weiss in a locker. Bumblebee if you squint, White Rose if you squint harder. Complete! Now in multi-chapter format.RWBY, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, favs: 102, follows: 34, updated: 3/5/2015 published: 1/24/2015, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
111 Road to Recovery »
Direct sequel to Grimm Rats, in which everyone ships White Rose except for Weiss and possibly Ruby. Genre: friendship? Humor? Suspense? Some of everything? Our favorite heiress is charged with looking after her recuperating teammates. COMPLETE. Tell us your favorite parts!RWBY, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 17, words: 109k+, favs: 233, follows: 147, updated: 1/17/2015 published: 9/27/2014, Weiss S., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L.
71 Grimm Rats »
A routine field trip to Forever Fall goes horribly, horribly wrong. FINISHED. Short epilogue is up! Thanks for the reviews!RWBY, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 16, words: 42k+, favs: 204, follows: 105, updated: 9/24/2014 published: 8/3/2014, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
19 The Exploding Cake
Oneshot. Ruby and Yang design a combustible cake for pranking purposes. Target #1: Weiss Schnee. Who will survive?RWBY, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 72, follows: 19, 7/28/2014, Ruby R., Yang X.L., Weiss S., Blake B.