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37Seer Survival Guide »
What's the number one rule for seeing the future, if you want to live a long and happy life? Never look at your own. A/U, sort of. Non-cannon. Fine. I'll just come out and see it. Weird time-travel type stuff seems to be going on.Encanto, T, English, chapters: 12, words: 29k+, favs: 47, follows: 57, updated: 9/21 published: 2/9/2022, Bruno M., Mirabel M.
Coulrophobia
or, In which Cameron confronts Phil about his dislike of clowns. Set early in the series, not too long after the episode where we first learn about Phil's fear.Modern Family, K+, English, words: 4k+, 9/21, Phil D., Cameron T., Mitchell P.
1 Tears
Or, In which Lilly won't stop crying. Claire offers Mitch and Cam a much-needed break. Parenting is hard, and sometimes babies cry.Modern Family, K, English, words: 3k+, 9/10, Phil D., Cameron T., Mitchell P.
Grapes on the Vine
Every night, for as long as she can remember, he's whispered the words in her ear. After he leaves, Isabela says them to herself, barely audible whispers so soft even Dolores would have trouble hearing them. A short drabble about Bruno's vision of Isabela's future, based on her lines from "We Don't Talk About Bruno." One-shot.Encanto, K, English, words: 383, favs: 1, follows: 1, 9/8, Isabela M.
2 One Small Misstep
or, In which Mitchell and Phil go looking for a lost baseball, and things go horribly wrong. Mitchell can't remember, looking back, whose idea it was to go looking for the ball, or why either of them thought it was a good idea.Modern Family, T, English, words: 8k+, 9/3, Phil D., Mitchell P.
3Unpredictable »
or, How to Win the Hearts of a Kingdom by not Acting like a proper Firelord. In which Zuko does his best, but will never be his father-or his sister-and doesn't want to be. The rest of the Fire Nation, however, has no idea what to think of their new Firelord, especially when he refuses to act like a proper ruler.Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 9, follows: 16, updated: 8/25 published: 8/13, Zuko
A Guy Walks into a Bar
or, In which Phil Comes to Mitchell's Rescue. Not that the guy has ever really struck Mitchell as much of a fighter. In fact, Mitchell might actually be in more trouble now that Phil's here.Modern Family, T, English, words: 3k+, 8/24, Phil D., Cameron T., Mitchell P.
8What's in a Curse? »
So this is just for fun. AU, non-canon, whatever you want to call it. Not to be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form. Katara buys a cursed trinket at the market. Not that she believes in curses, mind you, but it does all seem to go downhill from there.Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, chapters: 8, words: 13k+, favs: 7, follows: 11, updated: 8/21 published: 5/19, Sokka, Zuko, Katara, Toph
Best Laid Plans
or, In which Phil is drunk and requires babysitting. Definitely an indulgent sort of piece.Modern Family, T, English, words: 11k+, 8/19, Phil D., Mitchell P.
Change of Pace
or, In which Phil and Claire start dating. It's hard to figure out what should change, and what should stay the same, particularly when you're already living together. Set after Each in the Other's Space.Modern Family, T, English, words: 4k+, favs: 2, 8/13, Claire D., Phil D.
First Impressions Rarely Tell the Whole Story
or, In which Cameron meets the family. Dinner with Mitchell's family for the first time, what could go wrong? Will anything go right? Just a fun little piece.Modern Family, T, English, words: 8k+, favs: 1, 8/11, Claire D., Phil D., Cameron T., Mitchell P.
65Breath of the Wild: Pre-Calamity Snapshots »
One-shots of life in Hyrule before Calamity Ganon. Chapter forty-three. Stubbornness and still recovering champions.Legend of Zelda, T, English, chapters: 43, words: 69k+, favs: 33, follows: 34, updated: 8/2 published: 2/4/2021, Mipha, Urbosa, Daruk, Revali
1 Should Have Known It Would All Come Spilling Out
or, In which Claire meets the Family. Just a fluffy little piece with a smidge of angst thrown in, because being an adult is tough.Modern Family, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 8/2, Claire D., Phil D.
Loss of Control
An accident during training leads to a deeper conversation. Katara learns more about their resident firebending expert than she wanted to.
Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, 7/28, Aang, Zuko, Katara
Fact or Fiction, it's Hard to Tell
or, In which Phil meets the family. As one can imagine, it does not go particularly well. Set in the midst of Each in the Other's Space.Modern Family, T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 7/23, Claire D., Phil D., Mitchell P., Jay P.
1 Each in the Other's Space
or, in which Claire is pregnant, Phil moves in, and they have to figure out how to live together.Modern Family, T, English, words: 8k+, favs: 3, 7/16, Claire D., Phil D.
Innocence
Rated for language. Just a silly little thing I couldn't get out of my head. The rest of the gaang tries to protect Zuko's innocence. The thing is, Zuko used to be a sailor.Avatar: Last Airbender, M, English, words: 2k+, favs: 8, follows: 6, 7/11, Aang, Zuko, Katara, Toph
Stepping in (Already in too Deep)
or, In which Phil rescues the girl who hit him with her car (twice) from some creep in a bar. Follow up to my other two stories-third in a series, I guess?Modern Family, T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 7/9, Claire D., Phil D.
A Proposition of the Non-Romantic Variety
Or: In which Claire drags the guy she hit with a car along so she won't get hit on.Modern Family, K+, English, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 7/5, Claire D., Phil D.
In which Claire hits someone with her car in a KFC parking lot
or, Trying to make sense of seemingly conflicting back story reveals. A meeting, a concert, a mutual attraction. Also, maybe it's a good idea to watch where you're going.Modern Family, T, English, words: 8k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 6/27, Claire D., Phil D., Mitchell P.