1k+Chaotic Good » The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Contains smut)

241Chasing the Dream » It all began when I ate that Titan. It was an accident, I swear. There was this annoying message out of nowhere saying I Ascended, and it all went downhill from there. All it's really useful for anyway is having these really annoying voices in your head and occasionally smiting the odd mortal, neither of which is all that useful. It doesn't help that my cat seems obsessed with me.