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Biography
Joined Aug '14

Wow haven't been here in a while

Name: Call me Pickles

Gender: Female

Age: no

Birthday: no no

Country of Residence: USA

Current stories: poetry PLS DON'T LOOK AT MY PROFILE I DON'T KNOW WANT TO KNOW WHAT I TYPED DURING MY fake fan ANIME PHASE

What I'm Listening to: Lana del Rey, specifically the latest album, Ultraviolence and Once Upon a Dream from Maleficent.

Fav PJO pairings: *

  1. Preyna (Percy/Reyna), duh, just look at my profile pic. Da best ship ever!!
  2. Perzoe, pretty damn close to first place
  3. Percy/Piper (What's supposed to be this ship name? Perper?)
  4. Pertemis
  5. Liper

I hate most canon couples, as seen above

Fav pairings (other fandoms)

  1. Will/Tessa (damn, immortal/mortal couples never work out do they?)
  2. Malec (the Mortal Instruments)
  3. Asuna/Kirito (SAO!!!)
  4. Monde (Reign, even though the pairing is starting to suck)
  5. Fourtris (Theo James is so hot)
  6. Murtagh/Arya (a little odd, but still gotta love it!)

Fairy Tail Lucy pairings!!!!!!!! Once again, not canon at all.

  1. Lalu (Laxus is soooooo hotttt)
  2. Gralu (Them abs tho)
  3. Colu (I don't know why, but they seem oddly good together)
  4. Rolu/Sticy (Can't choose b/t them)

Other FT ships:

  1. GaLe (cutest thing ever)
  2. Jerza (nothing needs to be said)
  3. Mira/Freed (demon demon = love)

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. (Never!)

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper McLean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

"The plant war," Percy said, "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles?" -Percy, The Mark of Athena

"So...they want to replace all wine with cranberry juice or something?" -Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena

"We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!"

"Oh sure," Leo said. "Like...um, the Little Mermaid?" -Aphros and Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy, a PJO book

"Why do you need to gallop while you fly?"

"Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dont know boss, but it just feels right." -Percy and Blackjack, a PJO book

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

Godly Parent Quiz!

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You have hydrophobia

6/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself. (Sometimes)
All your closets are padlocked or you want them to be.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

8/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights. (Not full-on fights)
You’re a very aggressive type of person. (if I'm pissed off)
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

You're valedictorian in your class

3/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favourite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoë Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Wood shop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on make-up.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

6/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad

4/10

I'm a child of Hades! Yeah gloominess all the way!

Or else I would be a child of Aphrodite, Zeus, Ares, or a Hunter of Artemis. (A bunch of contradicting stuff eh?)

Sorry not sorry I stole this from leoslady4ever's profile. The temptation is too much...

Fairy Tail fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

1. Lucy

2. Laxus

3. Gray

4. Erza

5. Gajeel

6. Natsu

7. Jellal

8. Bickslow

9. Reedus

10. Cana

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

Gajeel and Cana? Oh god no, I doubt one even exists (but you may never know)

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Are you kidding?!? Gray is soooooooooooo hot, I can't even! He's like a 20 on a scale of 1-10!!!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Natsu got Lucy preggers, hmmmmm, not much would happen. I bet Mira saw it coming or something...

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Naw, sadly I don't remember any good fics about Reedus, if I can even recall any fics about him.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

sweat drops* Jellal and Laxus? Kill me now, I don't think either of them swing that way... Although they're both HOTTTTTTTTTT

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Erza/Bickslow vs Erza/Reedus? Not ever going to happen, aw hell to the nooooooo

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Gray and Bickslow!!!! And if Jellal found them out???? I'm pretty sure Jellal would die of mortification.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Natsu had always struggled with his love interests. They were always the unattainable ones. What happens when his latest is the Lighting Dragon Slayer? Will sparks fly or will it get snuffed out?

Haha was that any good? I know, it was terrible.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

HAHA no Erza and Cana probably aren't very compatible...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Celestial Struggles? Gah all the ones I come up with are terrible! :(

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

A bath, definitely, and underwear, lots and lots of risque underwear. ;)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Jellal and Reedus? Nopity nope nope and, noooooooooo

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Chandelier by Sia... Nothing else needs to be said.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

MAJOR DESTRUCTION AND FIGHTING AHEAD

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Bickslow? Some really pervy, like really pervy pick-up line. But that's still really hard to picture... Gajeel and Bickslow? *shudder*

Stolen from xoxmarshaxox teehee

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