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My name is Madison Johnson or Maddie. So Missmaddiej. I am a Ravencalw. I am also a huge marauders era fan girl. My OTPs are Wolfstar, Drarry, Snily, Dramione, Sirimione, Sevmione, and Fremione. My fanfiction goal is to create a fanfic with all of these ships in it. I also like merome and Hetalia but I won't write about them much if you want to see fanfics about them look at My friend Larwence for merome as D6T6 and for Hetalia my friend Emma or Unravelkiku. My fandom crushes are Fred, Remus, Sirius, and Draco. I also have a deviantart under Missmaddiej. Emma and I have a co - op page Unravelmaddie I am also a huge oncer and Captain Swan OTP R.I.P Robin Hood

I love slash and mpreg so expect a lot of that.

11/7/15 - The purge update

Today I will be deleting all of my none Harry Potter stories, Saving the world and falling in love, Girls night out, and the first chapter of Challenges. This page is mainly going to be Harry Potter so my other stories would never be updated and those three because I don't like them / no one's reading them

1/8/16 - I'm Sorry

Everyone I'm sorry but I'm deleting The beginning of ours lives. I'm doing this because I realized It's really creepy that I have a lot of my friends in it without they're knowing

7/9/16 - I'm Alive

Hey everyone I'm back and I'll be working to continue my stories, what happened was I got into OUAT and then wattpad after that I got into Merlin and got an AO3 my wattpad's going to be my main but It's only going to be OUAT and PJO my AO3 will be merlin, so stay here for HP my wattpad is also missmaddiej but my AO3 is MerwaineandArwenAlways.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them.
You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shall paste this in your profile..

The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to rememberHarry
When someonegrows up with no love

I promise to rememberRon
When someone isjealous

I promise to rememberHermione
When I meet someone withwisdom beyond their years

I promise to rememberJamesandLily
when someonedies before their time

I promise to rememberDumbledore
At the thought of thegreater good

I promise to“Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
forGred, Forge, and Padfootof course

I promise to rememberMoony
And fight forhuman rights

I promise to rememberNarcissa
When I’d do anything forfamily

I promise to rememberTonks
When someone ishyper

I Promise to haveConstant Viligance
ForMad-Eye's sake, of course

I promise to rememberHedwig,
wholived and died soaring

I promise to rememberPercy(Weasley)
ForMoody’s sake, of course

I promise to rememberHagrid
When one iswrongly blamed

I promise to rememberNeville
when Istand up for what is right

I promise to remember theMarauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”

I Promise to rememberDobby,
The house elf whodied free

I Promise to rememberLuna
WhenI don't care what people think of me

I Promise to rememberSeamus
Whenthings go wrong, but I still persevere

I Promise to remember theDursley's
When my parents stilldeny they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I Promise to rememberGilderoy Lockhart
Whenever I chance uponnarcissisticpeople.

I Promise to rememberSnape
When myheart fills with remorse

I Promise to rememberJ.K. Rowling
When I value thepower of imagination

And when they ask,"After all this time?"
I'll reply,"Always."

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Jingle bells,

Twilight smells.

Edward ran away.

Jacob cries, Bella dies.

Potter all the way, HEY!

THANK YOU JKR : for our magical childhood.

THANK YOU HARRY: for being so brave.

THANK YOU HERMIONE: for your smarts and intelligence.

THANK YOU RON: for your loyalty.

THANK YOU FRED AND GEORGE: for making us smile even in the darkest of times.

THANK YOU SEVERUS: even after all this time, you 'Always' helped Harry through it all.

THANK YOU DRACO: for setting your loyalities aside.

THANK YOU NEVILLE: for standing upto people.

THANK YOU DUMBLEDORE: for your kind words.

THANK YOU SIRIUS: for being a father to Harry.

THANK YOU POTTERHEADS: for sticking with Harry until the very end.

List Twelve of your favorite characters from HP, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.Sirius Black
3.Lily Evans

4.Luna Lovegood
6.Hermione Granger
7.Ginny Weasley
8.Fred Weasley
9. Teddy Lupin
10.Rose Weasley
11. Remus Lupin
12.Scorpius Malfoy

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Remus/Hermione sorta it was a Remus/Hermione/Sirius fic

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Luna I'm a girl but I think she's pretty

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Scorpius getting Fred pregnant is impossible

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Remus Yeah a ton

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Tonks/Hermione interesting, maybe

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Minerva/Teddy or Minevra/Rose Minerva/Teddy purely because one's male one's female

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?
Ginny walked in on Tonks and Scorpius. She would freak out and assume she's gone insane.

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff
Sirius/Fred. Maybe

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ginny/Scorpius an unexpected helper

10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Tonks/Luna/Minerva probably not

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Fred. See you again

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sirius/Hermione/Scorpius. Time Travel included

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Minerva.I don't know

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
(Sirius) and (Ginny) are in a happy relationship until (Teddy) runs off with (Ginny). (Sirius), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Remus) and a brief unhappy affair with (Scorpius), then follows the wise advice of (Minerva) and finds true love with (Lily).

That would be a really weird story

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
Lily/Luna maybe

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
Teddy, Remus He would be heart broken

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?
Lily,Hermione,Teddy, Rose. Lily

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
Tonks,Minerva,Fred,RemusI can't see any of them becoming Death Eaters

19. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?
Sirius/Hermione or Tonks/Luna. Sirius/Hermione

20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
Minerva and Teddy Teddy Lupin is 6 years old. The war has just ended His parents and godfather are dead now the only person he has to turn to is his grandma Minne.

21. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
Ginny/Scorpius probably Family

22. 1 Kill 2 or 9 Kill 5

Sirius Kill Tonks or Teddy kill Minerva Sirius kill Tonks

23. Who would make the best Auror, 1, 6, 8, or 10?

Sirius,Hermione.Fred,Rose Fred!!!!!!

24. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Fred or Teddy Fred!!!!

25. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?

Hermione,Fred Or Rose.Fred because he is a Weasley

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

99.5 of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because i confided in my mother that I am a lesbian

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room

I am the foster child who wakes up with nighmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again

I am not one of the lucky ones I killed myself weeks before graduating highschool. It was simply too much to bear

We are the couple who had a realtor hang-up on us when she found out that we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men

I am the person who never knows what bathroom I should use of I want to avoid getting the management called on me

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman

I am the domestic-violence survior who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman

I am the domestic-violence survior who has no support system to turn to because I am male

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men

I am the home-economics teacher who has always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they found out I was a transsexual

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much beter person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't belive, but because they close their doors to my kind

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he loves another male

Re-post this if you belive homophobia is wrong, Please do your part to end it.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(want to be one so ha)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I havideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.e my OWN spiritual
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

Harry Potter 10 Commandments

2. You shall not take Harry Potter's name in vain.

3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.

4. Honor the wizards for gracing you with their presence.

5. You shall not kill squibs or muggle-borns.

6. You shall not love both Harry and Draco equally. (Even if you know you love Draco more.)

7. You shall not steal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows from fellow fans to see how they will react when they can't read the end.

8. You shall not lie, for Dumbledore will know that you did anyways. (Curse that Veritaserum!)

9. You shall not covet Draco Malfoy. (After all, he belongs with Hermione.)

10. You shall not covet Harry's Firebolt, or his Invisibility Cloak.

Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the greasiest

Nick is the ghostiest

Crabbe's the largest

Goyle's the dumbest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest

But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)

this was written by potato4

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