zombiestuck:dirkjake oneshot dirk:well shit jake:oh come oh dirk its her first fanfic give it a try me:*hides in a corner*why you so mean dirk? dirk:im just being a strider me:dirk your not dying im not hussie (or am i?) (( hehe i hope you all know im not hussie nor do i own homestuck but plz enjoy my furst fanfic :3))