Nombre: Ciel The Sky Arcobaleno
Sexo: Femenino
You say English, we say Japanese
You say cats, we say Nyan Cat
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook, We say DeathNote
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say Gay, We say Yaoi
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say hello, we say kon'nichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
Cosas que ODIO:
Naruto x Sakura: Esa maldita no merece a un angel como Naruto. Ademas de siempre odiarlo y siempre decirle que Sasuke era mejor (aunque en Shippuden mejoro mucho). Por eso es que amo tanto el SasuNaru. Sasuke y Naruto se complementan, son como el Yin y el Yang y ademas los dos estan a la misma altura, son muy poderosos juntos. Anque si leo un NaruSaku es en un Harem.
Akatsuki x Sakura: No creo que a unos ninjas clase S quieren a una hija de su mama tan debil como Sakura (aunque, repito, mejoro en Shippuden).
Madara x Sakura: Si Madara no esta ni con Hashirama, Tobirama, Minato o Naruto, entonces de ninguna manera puede estar con Sakura! Madara es alguien a quien le gusta el poder, poder que Sakura no tiene.
Sakura OP u Otsutsuki: Sakura es de un clan civil, no puede de repente ser una Otsutsuki o ser super poderosa cuando no tiene ninguna posibilidad de tener un Kekkei Genkai o un Doujutsu. Ademas la odio.
Naruto x Hinata: No necesariamente odio esta pareja porque hay algunas historias que si leo porque son muy buenas, pero hay tantas de ellas que ya me tienen loca. Ademas de donde salio esta pareja cuando Naruto casi ni hablaba con Hinata.
Sasuke x Hinata: NO, definitivamente no. Jamas podria verlos juntos a ellos. Sasuke ya tiene a alguien y ese es Naruto.
Sasuke x Sakura: Sakura es la mas debil del Team 7/Kakashi y siempre a amado a Sasuke y este siempre la ignora. No los puedo ver juntos despues de que Sasuke la desprecio tanto(Ya pueden imaginar como quede al final de Naruto Shippuden). Ademas de que es bastante debil (aunque mejoro pero entre Naruto y Sasuke es la mas debil) es plana y parece una Banshee con sus gritos que me desesperan, ademas siempre odio a Naruto y la odio. Solo lo leeria si ellos dos estan Bashing.
Itachi x Sasuke: No me gusta pero no la odio, digo me gusta el incesto entre Minato x Naruto.
Orochimaru x Sasuke: No creo que a Sasuke le haga gracia dejarsela hacer con alguien que quiso tomar su cuerpo para si.
Percy x Artemis: Ya me tiene tan casada tanto de ellos dos, pero debo admitir que las buenas historias siempre tienen esta pareja asi que me tengo que aguantar.
Naruto como Seme: Para mi Naruto es un uke 100% prefiero que le den amor a que EL de amor. Ademas sus bigotitos lo hacen demasiado adorable como para ser un seme. Solo lo acepto como seme en las historias de Harem con mujeres, aunque si leo unos donde el es el seme en un Harem Yaoi o una pareja en especifico como un Naruto x Harry P.
Natsu como Seme: Aunque Natsu sea sexy, yo no puedo ver a Natsu como Seme. Su dulce sonrisa es algo que simplemente hace que quieran violarlo. Solo como seme y es en los Harem de mujeres.
Sakura-centric: La odio tanto que inmediatamente si la veo como personaje principal no leo la historia ni loca. Para mi Naruto es el personaje principal o nadie lo es.
Lucy-centric: Para mi Natsu es el mas importante de Fairy Tail por eso es que no me gusta Lucy-centric o alguna otra persona como el personaje principal que no sea Natsu. Ademas que siempre esta quejandose o llorando por su vida o infancia, cuando Erza fue una esclava, los padres y la maestra de Gray murieron y (SPOILER EN LO SIGUIENTE!!!) Natsu se tiene que enterar que es el hermano menor de un mago oscuro (Zeref) y que es END, cuando todos saben que Gray quiere matar a END.
Lucy se va del gremio/es traicionada: Como odio esas historias donde Lucy se va del gremio, vuelve y es poderosa y busca venganza. Aunque no me puedo quejar porque a mi me encantan donde le hacen eso a Natsu y el vuelve a patearles el trasero, pero no a Lucy. Ella se va y ya se convierte en un Dragon Slayer elemental o en la princesa, o es hija de Acnologia, o Zeref la entrena. NO ME GUSTAN. Ademas, Natsu siempre la a apoyado desde un principio y ya porque Lissana llega Natsu es malo y le dijo que es debil y la bota cuando es Natsu el que siempre la ha protegido y querido.
Zeref x Lucy: Zeref si no esta con Mavis o Acnologia, tiene que estar con Natsu. Odio las historias donde el y Lucy son parejas cuando Marvis ni siquiera puede estar con el por su maldicion y Lucy de repente puede, no lo creo.
Natsu x Lucy: Primero hay miles historias de esta pareja y la verdad me aburre. Aunque debo admitir que no odio a Lucy, creo que es uno de los personajes femeninos y principales que no odio, me agrada bastante aunque no se note, ademas de que siempre tiene un haz bajo la manga.
Kallen Kozuki/Stadtfeld: No es que la odie, pero en algunas historias para mi la hacen actuar como estupida con su "Lelouch... Lelouch" o no se si es porque siempre odio al menos una mujer en todos los animes que veo. Aun sigo buscando un Bashing Kallen.
HOLY LOG
Position: Log worshiper
I'm working on becoming a priest
\('-')/ Praise the log \('-')/
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join, add this list to your profile.)
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. You get a sweet, dark cape that covers your whole body!
3. You get a really cool, crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MUHAHAHAHAHA
4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
5. We get to wear black. Everything looks better and more form-fitting when it's black.
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! The BEST reason!
ALL HAIL LELOUCH! ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!