Uhm, hi. Shit, I've had this profile for I don't know how long and I just now decided to actually write something about myself here. So, my name's Alexa (well, duh, like they couldn't guess that from you name, smartass) shut up, me, no one was even talking to you. Aaand I'm insulting myself publicly online. This is my actual life right now. I'm sorry, I'm a mess. So, back to introductions, what am I even supposed to write here? Can I just go copy some random question page from tumblr and paste it here and answer that? I'll do that instead, I'm bad at talking without having something to respond too.
I present to you 99 random questions no one apparently asks (I took them from here if anyone was curious)
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I don't care if they are open or closed, but they usually end up closed because I never leave them open.
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Who doesn't?
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I just throw myself at the bed and of the sheets happens to be on top of me I have succeeded.
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Hell no!
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
Hell no!
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Hell no!
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Depends, am I in the woods or near water? In the woods, a bear, since I can climb a tree and escape it, near water, bees, since I can just jump in and hide.
8:Do you have freckles?
Not on my face
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
Not always, sometimes.
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
People.
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
I tried and came to 13 before I got bored an stopped.
12:Have you ever peed in the woods?
Well duh.
13:What about pooped in the woods?
No there are literally no toilet paper and I'm not about that life.
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
I usually sing or hum a song then, but I guess.
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No, ew.
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
Well, take a wild guess
17:What size is your bed?
I dunno about bedsizes, I can fit in it, and another person but we would have to be pretty close. Good enough?
18:What is your Song of the week?
Hallelujah - Panic! At The Disco
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
No if a guy wears pink he has to die, no exceptions. (That is sarcasm, if you didn't get that)
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
Yup
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
I don't watch movies I don't have a hum about the basic plotline, so I usually can manage to not see bad movies. I can't come up with a bad one as off now.
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I can't tell you that! What if I get a treasure and you now where I hid it?
23:What do you drink with dinner?
Water or milk, soda sometimes.
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Whatever there is available.
25:What is your favorite food?
It depends.
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
I get tired of almost everything the second or third time watching, but I would watch the entire Harry Potter series over and over until my death if I got the chance.
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
I don't remember.
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yup.
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I see no shame in the human body, but I don't think I could handle feeling so exposed and vulnerable in front of many people.
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I wrote one to myself just yesterday, should arrive sometime soon.
31:Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No
33:Ever ran out of gas?
No
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
Ham and cheese
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36:What is your usual bedtime?
It depends, sometimes 10 pm and sometimes 5 am and sometimes I forget I was supposed to sleep and do something else.
37:Are you lazy?
Sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not.
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Different every year, and what do you mean "when I was a kid"? I still dress up for halloween!
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
No clue.
40:How many languages can you speak?
Fluently, two, but I'm learning more.
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos...
43:Are you stubborn?
Yeah, pretty stubborn.
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Neither, cause idgaf
45:Ever watch soap operas?
Nope
46:Are you afraid of heights?
Kinda
47:Do you sing in the car?
Yup
48:Do you sing in the shower?
Yup
49:Do you dance in the car?
Yup
50:Ever used a gun?
Nope
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
In my school they took pictures of every student in the beginning of every year, so then I guess.
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
In the best way possible.
53:Is Christmas stressful?
Yup
54:Ever eat a pierogi?
What is that?
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
Blueberry.
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Teacher or a traveling journalist.
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
No, but I am terrified of them.
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yeah.
59:Take a vitamin daily?
Yeah
60:Wear slippers?
No
61:Wear a bath robe?
No
62:What do you wear to bed?
An over sized t-shirt.
63:First concert?
Never been.
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Never been to any of those.
65:Nike or Adidas?
Don't care.
66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos.
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds.
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
That means three good in spanish, but no.
69:Ever take dance lessons?
No
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
As long as they're happy, I am.
71:Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
No
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yeah
74:Own any record albums?
No
75:Own a record player?
No
76:Regularly burn incense?
No
77:Ever been in love?
No
78:Who would you like to see in concert?
Fall Out Boy, no doubt.
79:What was the last concert you saw?
Never been.
80:Hot tea or cold tea?
Don't drink tea
81:Tea or coffee?
Neither
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Neither
83:Can you swim well?
Decently.
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes
85:Are you patient?
No
86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
I simply do not give a single shit if there are a gang of dudes with instruments or one guy pressing buttons as long as they play the songs I pick.
87:Ever won a contest?
Yeah
88:Ever have plastic surgery?
No, and I don't ever see myself getting one, but if you do then good for you!
89:Which are better black or green olives?
Neither
90:Can you knit or crochet?
both
91:Best room for a fireplace?
The fucking bathroom
92:Do you want to get married?
Yeah, far, far into the future.
93:If married, how long have you been married?
Am not
94:Who was your HS crush?
No one I remember
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No
96:Do you have kids?
No
97:Do you want kids?
GOD NO
98:Whats your favorite color?
I don't discriminate, every color is as beautiful as the next.
99:Do you miss anyone right now?
No.
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All my love to you who are strong enough to don't care what people think. I have yet to get there.
If everyone is abnormal, isn't it normal to be abnormal then?
You can't hurt me with your words 'cause I won't let you, I decide myself what I think about me, and I'm not a nerd because I like books over people and have high grades in everything exept PE, I'm not weak because I'm small, and I'm most certainly a bookworm, so that's a compliment,
I may be a teenager, but I don't care about guys (they're so annoying) or clothes (as long as they're warm and comfy they're good) or make-up or cellphones or anything that normal teenagers care about. I care about lovely sunsets and watching clouds. I care about smelling flowers and dancing in the rain. I care about reading books and playing with dogs. I care about playing with children. But most of all, I care about fun, something that most people seems to get from their phones. Copy and paste this if you feel for it, I don't care