2k+ The Definition of Normal » Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. AU Third Book. No Pairings. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.
Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 75, words: 306k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 1/12/2017 published: 9/8/2015, Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Dobby