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41 Deadpool Comes to Camp » Hellooooo, Fanfiction! Deadpool here! Just thought I'd let you know that I've taken over this account to spread my awesomeness around! Today, Fanfiction, tomorrow, the multiverse! MUAHAHAHA! I WILL HAVE UNLIMITED CHIMICHANGAS! If you don't read this, I will find you, and I will grenade you! Hey, writer? What's this character limi
Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Deadpool, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 63, follows: 72, updated: 5/2/2016 published: 3/16/2015, Nico A., Will S., Leo V., Deadpool/Wade W.
424Demigod Dares » After BoO, our favorite demigods get together to play truth or dare. What could possibly go wrong?...besides everything! Jason is going to take over the world! Rachel is handcuffed to Percy's belt! Hazel is barking mad! And don't even get me started on horseradishes *shudder* HILARITY WARNING: if you die of laughter while reading, it's totally my fault! Some Brason and Solangelo!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 11k+, favs: 360, follows: 340, updated: 6/21/2015 published: 12/4/2014, [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J., Thalia G.
96 Quest for Death's Veil » I'm not gonna tell you what this story's about (because it's awesome and that'll ruin the surprise), instead, here's a sample of the insanity to come: Hazel blew up Gringotts! The owls have the Annabeth! Jason just sneezed lightning! It's bird, it's a plane, no, it's Thalia! Voldemort will steal your buttocks! If that doesn't hook you, I don't know what to say... I have cookies!
Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 11k+, favs: 59, follows: 94, updated: 4/12/2015 published: 12/8/2014
47 The Fifth House » AU Fairy Tail is the fifth house of Hogwarts. How much chaos, mayhem, and destruction can one house cause? Why does Snape hate confetti? Why does Laxus have nightmares about dogpiles? Why is there an Umbridge-shaped hole in the wall? What will Malfoy's father be hearing about? Read to find out! Contains concentrated awesome, cartoon violence, hilarity, and teensy tiny baby spoilers
Harry Potter & Fairy Tail, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 111, follows: 120, updated: 2/20/2015 published: 1/27/2015
2The Doctor and the Zombies » The doctor and Donna end up on a luxury resort planet with a 'slight' zombie problem. Of course, Blood-thirsty tourists might be the least of their worries when a mysterious woman shows up and drags them into an investigation. Can they save the planet before it's too late?
Doctor Who, K+, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 5, updated: 2/14/2015 published: 11/30/2014, 10th Doctor, Donna N.
155 A Demigod Christmas Story » When Romans, Greeks, Hunters, and Magicians get together for the holidays, what could possibly go wrong? Oh, I dunno...How about a magical penguin army, cursed mistletoe, gryffin rides of doom, and a holiday cheer apocalypse? Percabeth, Caleo, Jasper, Tratie, Frazel, Zarter, and Sadie x Walt/Anubis! Solangelo centric! HILARITY WARNING: if you die of laughter, it's totally my fault!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 13, words: 19k+, favs: 133, follows: 100, updated: 2/14/2015 published: 11/13/2014, [Nico A., Will S.] Sadie K., Khufu
40 Valentines and Demigods » The sorta sequel to A Demigod Christmas Story! Well, all our favorite heroes are back for half the world's favorite holiday! A series of related one-shots for a bunch of pairings, percabeth, caleo, solangelo, jasper, brason, frazel, and tratie just to name a few. FLUFF WARNING: content contains fluff! HILARITY WARNING: if you die of laughter while reading, it's totally my fault!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles, K, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 46, follows: 54, 2/13/2015, [Calypso, Leo V.]
26Demigods, Meet Fanfiction Your everyday, average 'characters read crazy fanfiction about themselves and freak' story with my own personal twist! Randomer, awkwarder, funnier, and insaner! Some of those were real words! If you're not sold yet, here's a quote: "Girlfriends are mysterious creatures." Hilarity warning: if you die of laughter while reading, it is totally my fault! K for now, but it might change!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 38, 2/10/2015, Percy J., Rachel D.
24 How to (Actually) Survive at Camp Half Blood Have you ever wondered about the rules for living at Camp Half Blood? Don't wear your hat indoors, don't run with scissors, etc. Well, those are lame, so here are the REAL rules, made by REAL campers, that tell you how to REALLY live at Camp Half Blood. Ex: Magma is NOT a sundae topping. Ha! I'll bet you're not gonna find advice like that in a brochure! Read for more wise stuff...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 31, follows: 18, 1/20/2015, Leo V.
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