Will not bother reading stories with a chapter of fewer than two thousand words. But will leave horrible reviews under any story I do find.

Don't care if I end up hurting feelings but if a story is full of shit I will say so, your story is shit. Period. Don't want bad criticism don't go posting your crap all over the internet.

Use spell checkers before posting your work. Even better read what you write. There is nothing more embarrassing than writing gibberish and thinking you are writing a literary masterpiece.

I don't read gender-bender or LGBT stories at all. Go bother someone else with that. Zero interest or care about them, but it bears mentioning.

There are only 2 genders, male and female, and the rest are mental disorders. Fact.