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23 Do I Dazzle You? » Lucario and Gardevoir, a love story. Based on the greatest love story ever told: Twilight.
Pokémon, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 3k+, favs: 2, updated: 9/12/2017 published: 3/22/2017, [Gardevoir/Sirknight, Lucario]
5A Story Aboot Pokemon » Kanada is NOT Unova's hat. It is its own socially progressive utopia, eh? With all the hockey, maple syrup, and poutine you can possibly dream of, Kanada is the ultimate Pokemon region. You'll be singing "Se Fourre Le Doigt Dans Le Cul" for generations after reading this!
Pokémon, M, English, Adventure & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, updated: 9/12/2017 published: 3/22/2017, OC
13Suck My Kakarot » A pimp named Frieza is the most notorious pimp in all the universe and demands new recruits, which brings the saiyans to planet earth. Goku, however, has no interest in selling his buttocks to the forces of evil today.
Dragon Ball Z, M, English, Parody & Suspense, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 8, updated: 9/11/2017 published: 1/12/2017, Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, Frieza
6 The Ewok Who Died for Our Sins I was receiving a handjob from my girl - she has this good technique where she places the palm of her hand on the glans and "rotates" around it. Of course, this is extremely sensitive and it feels incredible. She has never done it right before I was about to orgasm and as she did - I blew my load mixed with urine all over her and the bed.
Star Wars, M, English, Horror & Romance, words: 312, favs: 2, follows: 2, 9/11/2017, [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey] Darth Vader
10 How to Please a Woman » Vegeta's quest to find the g-spot. Will he succeed? Come in and find out!
Dragon Ball Z, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 9/11/2017 published: 9/6/2017, Goku, Bulma, Vegeta
5 This Ends Now Love is merely a social construct. With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain. Everything is temporary.
Inuyasha, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 12, 8/31/2017, Inuyasha, Kagome H., Kikyō
4 It Burns When I Pingas Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter.
Sonic the Hedgehog, T, English, Horror & Angst, words: 80, 8/31/2017, Sonic, Amy, Shadow
6 Pass the Bleach Everything is temporary.
Bleach, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 50, favs: 3, follows: 1, 8/31/2017, Ichigo K., Rukia K., Orihime I.
5 Dog Has Chipotle Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable.
CatDog, T, English, Horror & Humor, words: 250, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/31/2017
4 Love Sucks In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 25, 8/31/2017, Bella, Edward, Jacob
1 ROB Has a Bad Day Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death.
Star Fox, T, English, Humor, words: 440, 8/31/2017, Fox M.
3 Blue's Poos Frank, the world is a lie.
Blue's Clues, M, English, Tragedy & Suspense, words: 300, follows: 2, 8/31/2017
3 You're All Doomed Existence is a lie.
Invader Zim, T, English, Horror & Sci-Fi, words: 875, favs: 2, 8/31/2017, Dib, Ms. Bitters
2 MarioFartedexe There is only pain and darkness beyond this point.
Mario, M, English, Horror, words: 404, 8/31/2017, Mario, Luigi, Sonic
5 There's a Snake in My Boot End it now, while you still can, I love you. I love you so mu-
Toy Story, T, English, Drama, words: 33, favs: 1, 8/31/2017, Buzz Lightyear
6 You Can't Miss It IT'S GREEN Wow. It's possible that I've finally written the fic that I'm going to hell for.
Dragon Ball Z, M, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 551, favs: 3, 8/30/2017, Gohan, Piccolo
5 Cumquat What David Essex is. "That David Essex is a foppish cumquat." ... "dude your girl is such a cumquat" ... I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy.
Supernatural, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 31, 8/30/2017, Dean W., Castiel, Crowley
6 Game of Thrones: A Summary I don't want to watch it. Stop telling me to watch it. Everything I need to know about it is in this fic!
Game of Thrones, M, English, Parody & Horror, words: 32, 8/30/2017, Jon S.
6 Sponged Bob Splooge Pants The chronic masturbatory tale of a Sponge and the square he keeps tucked away in his pants.
SpongeBob SquarePants, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 8/30/2017, [SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick]
3 A Blowjob at Arby's YOLO would also have been a good title for this story. It's high in moral fiber and part of a balanced breakfast.
Godzilla, M, English, Romance & Spiritual, words: 386, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/23/2017, Godzilla
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