3One Last Poem Before I Go to Bed You just got served, playa. Also, Advanceshipping sucks. Y'all have bad taste.
Pokémon, T, English, Poetry, words: 367, 4/5/2017, Ash's Bulbasaur/Satoshi's Fushigidane, Cloyster/Parshen, Billy/Yarai, Tierno
3 This is Why Ohio is Against My Religion Cartman and Butters get told.
South Park, T, English, Crime, words: 418, favs: 2, 4/5/2017, Butters S., Eric Cartman
2 Penishead and the Other One Breaking up is hard, but sometimes it's for the best.
Pokémon, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/5/2017, [Dialga, Palkia] Arceus
6 A Truth Unlike Any Other An experiment, inspired by the smartest person on FF dot net.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Spiritual & Fantasy, words: 27, favs: 3, follows: 1, 4/5/2017, [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Albus D.
3 Mario Farted: In a Gay Way The world would never be the same.
Mario, M, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 121, favs: 1, 4/5/2017
2 Guynecologist Abortion is a good thing. BUH-LEEVE IT!
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/4/2017, Kakashi H., Gai M.
2 Szechuan Sauce at the Krusty Krab "You like the new Krusty Krab szechuan sauce, don't you, Squidward?"
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 632, favs: 3, 4/3/2017, SpongeBob, Squidward
3 Arnold Betrays Iggy: Addendum Ah me. I sure do love lemon puddin'.
Hey Arnold, M, English, Drama, words: 499, favs: 4, follows: 1, 4/1/2017, Sid, Arnold, Stinky
6 Mario Farted: IN SPACE This is literally the most important PSA you'll ever read in your life. Eat your heart out, SJW's. And rememember, drugs are bad, mmkay?
Mario, M, English, Parody, words: 417, favs: 4, 3/31/2017, Mario, Rosetta/Rosalina
9 Doggy Style "Scooby dooby do me, Fred," said you after this saucy tale.
Scooby Doo, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 371, favs: 6, follows: 1, 3/28/2017, Scooby Doo
9 Mario Farted The mushrooms fight back.
Mario, K+, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 22, favs: 1, 3/28/2017
4 Broken Condom There was a little accident during the orgy, and now Vegeta's pregnant. But who's the father?
Dragon Ball Z, M, English, Suspense & Romance, words: 571, favs: 4, follows: 2, 3/27/2017, [Goku, Vegeta, Brolly, Raditz]
1 Funnie Gets Creamed Roger has a creamy surprise for Doug.
Doug, M, English, Parody & Horror, words: 413, favs: 1, 3/27/2017, [Doug Funnie, Roger Klotz]
2 A Wedding to Remember Squall and Rinoa's wedding day is finally here, and Squall is rather mixed about it. He loves her, but what is this strange feeling he has? Read and find out! Rated for some graphic violence. :)
Final Fantasy VIII, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 3/22/2017, Rinoa H., Squall L.
6 Fondest Memories Goku shows up at Bulma's house one day and they reflect upon their fondest memories.
Dragon Ball Z, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 374, favs: 2, 3/14/2017, [Bulma, Goku]
3 Shadow Has Diarrhea Shadow tried to be fatter than Sonic one day, but all the ultimate life form succeeded in doing was having the ultimate runs, and I'm not talking the Sonic kind of runs.
Sonic the Hedgehog, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 3/13/2017, Sonic, Shadow
9 Mario Strokes His Wee Wee Prepare to cum buckets.
Mario, M, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 3/13/2017, Mario
2Tale of Suckage, a Mario Death Story » Because you vile lumps of suck are terrible at video games, I now present to you: Every possible way Mario can die, the fanfic!
Mario, T, English, Tragedy & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, updated: 1/12/2017 published: 1/6/2017, Mario
7 George Eats Horse Dookie and Dies of Death George sucks.
Arthur, M, English, Parody & Romance, words: 401, favs: 3, follows: 1, 1/6/2017, Arthur R., George L.
10 Our Love is Ogre 9000 Goku arrives in a certain swamp and finds true love.
Dragon Ball Z & Shrek, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 1/4/2017, [Goku, Shrek]