76 Love Me Dearly » Ash loves Misty more than anything, but he doesn't have the courage to tell her. That is, until she finds out by accident. Read and review! My self-esteem depends on it.
Pokémon, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 4k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 2/12/2018 published: 9/12/2017, [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Brock/Takeshi, Pikachu
3 My Billionaire Space Colony Craves Gay Hedgehog Feeling awfully Tingle'd, are ye?
Sonic the Hedgehog, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 114, favs: 1, follows: 1, 2/9/2018, Sonic, Shadow
4 Lanky Kong Sorry I don't update more often...
Mario, T, English, Humor, words: 259, favs: 4, 2/9/2018, Luigi, Toad
4Dumbledore Does Gay Things For those of us boycotting.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Drama, words: 58, favs: 1, 2/9/2018
5 Truly Tasteless I'm almost sorry I wrote this. Almost. OK, not really.
Rugrats/All Grown Up!, M, English, Horror & Humor, words: 345, favs: 2, follows: 2, 1/18/2018, Tommy P., Lou P.
12 Fastest Sonic Fic I dare you to write a faster one.
Sonic the Hedgehog, K+, English, Spiritual, words: 12, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/18/2018
8 Cheese Farts The only Bubsy fanfic worth reading.
Bubsy, T, English, Humor, words: 41, favs: 2, follows: 1, 1/16/2018
14Call Me Maybe » Bulma's still in love with Yamcha, but she's realizing she has feelings for Vegeta now. What a pickle! A lot can change in 3 years, though.
Dragon Ball Z, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 8, updated: 1/16/2018 published: 9/13/2017, [Bulma, Vegeta] Yamcha
12 Luigi DON'T CALL LUIGI STUPID OR I'LL NEVER READ OR REVIEW YOUR STORIES AGAIN!
Mario, T, English, Spiritual, words: 409, favs: 7, follows: 3, 1/15/2018
3 Congrats! We're Not Dead! We here at the Dickfart family wish you all a blessed and joyous New Year. Except for people who give long-winded and bad reviews about nitpicky grammatical preferences. Just ignore them from now on. You'll be happier knowing you didn't stroke some butthole's ego. That's the only reason they leave those reviews, you know. It has nothing to do with you. They're full of themselves.
Pokémon, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 20, favs: 3, follows: 1, 1/1/2018, Ash K./Satoshi
7 America Has Two Nuts Do nut be alarmed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor, words: 981, favs: 4, follows: 3, 12/28/2017, England/Britain, America, Russia
3 Faster than the Speed of Fanfiction I don't think this fic is fast enough. What do you think?
Sonic the Hedgehog, K+, English, Drama & Suspense, words: 108, favs: 2, 12/28/2017, Sonic, Shadow, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, OC
7 The World's Shortest Mario Poem Or so I presume.
Mario, K, English, Poetry, words: 3, favs: 2, 12/27/2017, Mario
6 Comedy in a Can This is comedy at its finest. It's sure to be immortalized in the annals of human existence.
Big Bang Theory, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 235, favs: 3, 12/23/2017, Sheldon C.
2 The Secret of Life Look. Tweek and Craig are kissing. Ha ha. Made you look. There's nothing here but a stupid fanfiction page. But you're invited to jerk off to this if you're feeling so inclined.
South Park, K+, English, Drama & Spiritual, words: 126, follows: 1, 12/22/2017, [Kenny M., Jimmy V., Timmy]
5 More Sex The much anticipated sequel to the time honored classic "Sex" by Super Salty Edgelord. Come in and see what everybody is raving about! This is the next Twilight right here! - IGN
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance, words: 28, favs: 3, follows: 1, 12/20/2017, [Harry P., Hermione G.]
6 Santa Claus is a Whore Frieza gets his way at last. Merry Christmas, dongholes.
Dragon Ball Z, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 95, follows: 1, 12/20/2017, Krillin, Frieza
2 Doug's Existential Dilemma Heeeeeeeeere it comes.
Doug, M, English, Poetry, words: 10k+, 12/3/2017, Doug Funnie
3 Farted Mario Back fight mushrooms the.
Mario, K+, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 23, favs: 1, 12/2/2017
3Triggered This is a story all about how an enemy more insidious than the Galra tried to hijack Lance for their own sexual pleasure, a sensation they would threaten to kill innocent people for. Spoilers: tumblr is that enemy.
Voltron: Legendary Defender, M, English, Parody & Horror, words: 514, favs: 3, 12/1/2017, Lance