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48Galion's Holiday »
Galion gets bored with life in the Woodland Realm, and decides to go on a vacation. Only, this is not an ordinary trip, and many strange things will happen on his travels. Coauthored by Pip the Dark Lord of All and Sixty-Four K.Hobbit, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 6k+, favs: 9, follows: 7, updated: 1/13/2016 published: 7/24/2015, Gandalf, Elvenking Thranduil, Feren, Galion
102100 Tolkien Drabbles »
I have joined the 100 drabble challenge! These will all take place in Middle-Earth. They may be from The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, or the Silmarillion.Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 13, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 9, updated: 12/30/2015 published: 9/9/2015
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Galion and the Elk
Galion has always admired Thranduil's elk. He had always wanted to ride it himself. This is the story of what happened when he tried. A anniversary present for the awesome Sixty-Four K.Hobbit, K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 880, favs: 10, follows: 3, 12/15/2015, Elvenking Thranduil, OC, Galion
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Pyromania
What if Feanor had the help of a certain little droid when he burned the ships?Star Wars & Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 193, favs: 7, follows: 2, 12/14/2015, R2-D2, Fëanor
15Caroling Aboard the Enterprise
For two years Kirk and McCoy have gone around the Enterprise Christmas caroling. But when they are captured by Klingons on Christmas Eve, it changes things more than they ever expected. First story in the fanfiction Christmas Countdown 2015.StarTrek: The Original Series, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 12/13/2015, P. Chekov, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock
32 The Fellowship Reads My Fanfiction
Basically, the Fellowship of the Ring (minus Boromir, plus Elrond) discover my fanfiction, with interesting results. Rated K plus for insanity.Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 21, follows: 11, 12/5/2015, Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Elrond
42The Curse of the Tasty Mushroom »
This is a sequel to my story "How Pippin Took Over the World." Gandalf is plotting the Dark Lord Pippin's downfall, and his plan is sure to succeed...Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Suspense & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 740, favs: 5, follows: 11, updated: 10/29/2015 published: 10/6/2015, Gandalf, Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Glorfindel
20Sting's Forgotten Story
What if Balin had been wrong? What if Sting had meant something to a certain Elf of Rivendell?Hobbit, K, English, Adventure & Mystery, words: 808, favs: 37, follows: 17, 10/20/2015, Thorin, Bilbo B., Elrond, Balin
50 Jar Jar in Middle-Earth »
Jar Jar Binks falls into Middle-Earth and meets various people there...Star Wars & Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 743, favs: 16, follows: 4, updated: 10/6/2015 published: 9/25/2015, Jar Jar B., Elrond, Gollum, Erestor
205Pranks in Rivendell »
Pippin is bored in Rivendell. He and Merry do something that gets a little out of hand...Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 18, words: 11k+, favs: 43, follows: 52, updated: 10/3/2015 published: 12/22/2014, Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
80The Greatest Mary Sue of Them All »
This is a random story of a Mary Sue. This is not a serious story. Read at your own risk, there is insanity inside.Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 10, updated: 9/29/2015 published: 8/13/2015
410The Lord of the Braces »
This is a parody of the Lord of the Rings. In which all dentists are evil. If you are a dentist you might not like this. Dentists will be insulted. And probably die. FOTR IS FINISHED!Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 55, words: 37k+, favs: 23, follows: 19, updated: 9/28/2015 published: 12/16/2014, Bilbo B., Gandalf, Samwise G., Peregrin T.
70Of Tribbles in Rivendell »
This is a story about what would happen if tribbles got into Rivendell. Chaos and hilarious things will occur... Rated T for tribble-slaying.Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 13, follows: 14, updated: 8/14/2015 published: 2/28/2015
244 How Pippin Took Over The World »
This is the epic tale to go with my username, in which Pippin turns evil and takes over Middle-Earth for unlimited mushrooms. This story is fabulously random, but majestically funny.Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Tragedy, chapters: 16, words: 11k+, favs: 28, follows: 18, updated: 8/8/2015 published: 3/20/2015, Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Glorfindel
11 Accio Hermione
Ron wants Hermione to help with his homework, but she is busy and won't help him. Ron comes up with a unique solution to the problem.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 389, favs: 12, follows: 2, 7/16/2015, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
21Completely Random One Shots »
This is a series of random short stories involving Lord of the Rings. I am not responsible for any insanity this may cause. There will be random appearances from other fandoms as well.Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 2, words: 726, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 5/14/2015 published: 5/13/2015
71Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentines »
Special for Valentine's Day. Or not. I am still writing these. Random Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentine poems.Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, chapters: 9, words: 317, favs: 8, follows: 4, updated: 4/10/2015 published: 2/13/2015, Gollum
18Mirror, Mirror, Dentists vs the Federation »
This is a parody of Mirror, Mirror. The Federation makes candy and the Empire is dentists.StarTrek: The Original Series, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, follows: 2, updated: 4/8/2015 published: 2/9/2015, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock
15The Three Stooges in Rivendell
What happens when the stupidest men in Middle-Earth try to get a job in Rivendell? Read and find out... This is based on the Three Stooges from the original Tv show.Lord of the Rings, K, English, Drama & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, 4/7/2015, Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir
12Smaug the Fierce Dragon
A parody of Puff, the Magic Dragon.Hobbit, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 308, favs: 10, 3/9/2015