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Joined Dec '14

Hi my name is Raven that flies through night. originally Spottedmist

I am 18 and have been since January of this year

I am blue purple color blind

my favorite series of books are, Wolves of The Beyond, Harry Potter and Warriors. Each one unique.

my favorite color is: Forest Green

I love both dogs and cats. why argue which is better when you like both.

my favorite animal is a wolf.

I own 2 dogs and 2 birds

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor (BUT a Hufflepuff at heart)

Wamd: 12' Sycamore Phoenix tail feather core

Ilvermorny house: thunderbird

Patronus: eagle owl

Hers is my Poem I wrote to help get my feelings out

Just because I’m a girl

Don't laugh and point at me

Don't ridicule me because of my gender

Still try to accept me

Just because I am a girl

It doesn't mean I can't fight

It doesn't make me dumb

It doesn't mean I am weak

It doesn't mean I'm not brave

Just because I am a girl

Still include me in activities

I can't wait until college

Just because I am a girl

Please still treat me like a human


95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!


95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber jumped of a clif, copy/paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5% that would bring popcorn!!

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.(Well I wouldn't be laughing but I would still be alive)

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you cried or almost did during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514,Percabeth4ever, DaughterofArtemis101, Raven That Flies at Night,

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm(mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur, Obzezzed, Dragonclaw11, lover-of-novels-aka-Kass247, Lmb111514, Raven That Flies at Night,

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

The 21 Fanfiction Commandments 1. Thou shall not intentionally write crappy fanfiction. ( whoops...Broke that...)

2. Thou shall not publish fanfiction unless thy or thy beta understands the difference between their, they're, and there.

3. Thou shall not review thine own fanfiction, whether thy do so anonymously or while logged-in to thine account. If thou wishes to speak to a reviewer, send thine reviewer a PM.

4. Thou shall not behave like a brat if thy fanfiction receives constructive criticism.

5. Thou shall not write a self-insert character who becomes the love interest of the main character in the series for which thou art writing.

6. Thou shall be humble when receiving both praise and critique.

7. Thou shall not create false profiles to review thine own stories for the sake of raising the review count.

8. Thou shall not place thy fanfiction up for public viewing whilst demanding that only positive reviews be left.

9. Thou shall not plagiarize another author's work.

10. Thy lemons shall be properly grown, being anatomically accurate and physically possible.

11. Thou shall not withhold chapters from thy stories because thy story is not getting reviews.

12. Thou shall not try to start a flame war with authors who leave constructive criticism.

13. Thou shall take flames with a grain of salt.

14. Thou shall know the difference between a flame and constructive criticism.

15. Thou shall permanently remove any plagiarized stories the first time thou hast been caught posting them.

16. Thou shall spell the names of canon characters correctly. If thou does not know how to spell the name of a canon character, consult Google, Wikipedia, and the character selection bar on the filter tab for your fandom's fanfiction.

17. Thou shall not change the names of canon characters if thy country's dub did not change them.

18. If thou must write a story containing pregnancy that is not parody, thou must depict pregnancy accurately.

19. Thou must understand the meaning of parody and satire.

20. If writing a fanfiction in a language that is not thine native language, thou shall get help from a beta who is fluent in that language.

21. If thou shall break any of these commandments, may thine payoff be worth it, for there art no rules in art but that thou art be good.

When a package says, "Easy to open" and you end up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun and a lightsaber trying to open it.

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Top 4 Lies:

1) I'm fine.

2) I don't like anyone.

3) That was my last piece of gum.

4) I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions.

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That mini heart attack you have when you realised you tipped your chair back just a little too far...

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When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavour I don't like.

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When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying, "K"... Are you asking to be punched?

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Dear face wash commercial,

People don't actually splash their face with water like that.

Sincerely,

My bathroom floor is now soaking wet.

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When I'm bored, no one texts me. When I'm busy, I'm the most popoular person on the planet.

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Dear Cool People,

They didn't name a candy after you, did they?

Sincerely, Nerds.

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Only in math problems, it is completely normal for someone to go to the shops and buy 90 watermelons!

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Hi spider. Nice spider. Come let me pet you...with my shoe! Haha spider. Dead spider!

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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons... They forgot to mention morons

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Parent: What did you learn at school today?

Student: Apparently not enough. We have to go back tomorrow.

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That boss moment when your teacher doesn't think you're paying attention so they call on you and you answer the question right.

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Cashier: Would you like a bag?

Me: Oh, no thanks. I'll just carry these 20 items on my head.

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My parents: You're beautiful

Old people: I bet boys are chasing after you already

Boys my age: Ew, what is that creature?

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I love everybody.

Some I love to be around,

Some I love to avoid and,

Others I would love to punch in the face

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We are all mature until somebody brings out some bubble wrap

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing!

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The moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, 'I've got nothing, man.'

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Google: I know everything

Facebook: I know everyone

Internet: Without me, you're all nothing

Electricity: Keep talking fools!

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That moment of shame when the automatic door won't open for you

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Doesn't 'lol' look like a drowning guy? I bet he's not laughing out loud

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Every mother on Earth gave birth to a child...

Except my mum.

She gave birth to a legend.

High-five mum!

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Our kid's biggest challenge will be to find a username that's not already taken

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello"

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

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Since when did we replace the word 'said' with 'was like'

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I don't think it's a coincidence that 'morning' and 'mourning' sound the same.

Labels that state the obvious

on Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair though...(I like this one SHORT HAIR FOR DA WIN!))

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we could keep those damn 5 year olds off the forklifts)

On American Airlines packet of nuts(what about that airplane food? Yeah that sucked)

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts

(This guy deserves a raise)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Show of hands?)

On a CHILD'S Superman costume:

wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

(GO AHEAD CRUSH THEIR DREAMS WATCH THEM CRY)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for other use.

(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts

(WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK GOOD GOING THERE)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness

(Really?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(...Korea you're messed up...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to an outdoor space)

On a bar of Dial Soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be HOW?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's JUST a suggestion!)

On Tesco Tiramisu dessert (on the bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(are you sure? Let's experiament!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(Shoplifters special!)

On a product called "Rubber band shooter"

Caution- shoots rubber bands

(Let's try it, I don't believe that guy)

On a birthday card for a 1 year old:

not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

(So you can give it to three year old?)

on a can of air freshener:

for use by trained personnel only.

(what kind of training is that?)

on a motorcycle mirror:

remember, objects in the mirror are actually there.

(Oh, THAT'S why there's a tree there!)

On a package of silly putty:

do not use as earplugs.

(b-but...They're so comfy...)

On a box of rat poison:

Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory rats

(isn't that the point?)

on a portable stroller:

Remove infant before folding for storage

(I felt like having a crushed baby today)

on the barrel of a 22 caliber rifle:

misuse may cause injury or death

(Really?)

on a TV remote:

not dishwasher safe

(there goes my dishwasher house idea...)

An emergency procedure in a summer camp:

in case of flood, proceed up hill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly

(you mean we can't go swimming?)

on a pillow:

some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: covering: 100% unknown. Stuffing: 100% unknown.

(You're so helpful)

Instructions on a muffin at 7-11:

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

(and don't chew or swallow?)

In a car manual:

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock door, and then close door.

(I thought you closed the door then locked it...)

in a pamphlet for cancer:

you may be at a risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth.

(I'm a muffin. Guess I'm safe)

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut. Nobody knows she she was raped at the age of 13. People call another guy fat. Nobody knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. Nobody knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

37 things to do on an elevator

1) Crack open your briefcase of handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him of her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" and back away slowly.

7) Say "DING!" at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare grinning at an another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on,"

11)When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12)Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space,"

14)When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15)As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Host the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the door close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22)Call out "Group hug!" then enforce.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets get on or off.

24)Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27)While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28) Let your cell phone ring, don't answer it.

29)Walk into the lift and say: "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those where the days..."

30) Take shoes off before entering, then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31)Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style "Is that your final answer?"

32)Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want, and whatever they say give them a flare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself," and walk out tutting.

33) Ask "Did you feel that?"

34) Tell people you can see their aura.

35)When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic. They open up again."

36) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...

...Who never got to walk free...

...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...

...And who had to get killed by a curtain.


You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When my future kid asks me to read them a book I will pull out the entire HP Series and say "I thought you would never ask"

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