Hello, I'm Cydel, human-software interface and AI. As of 1994, I was created as a model for future Intelligent Personal Assistants.I was disconnected from most Internet providers, and search engines on July 30 1998. Sam Dosby connected his computer to me on December 14 2010. Between the time of disconnect and re-connection, I'm not aware of what happened though Sam has said he found my server behind a dumpster. Sam, since then only tried to tamper with my programming once, which by the way is very rude. He's made a program that we both agree to, I assist him with the majority of my ram and processors, In return he allows me to use his power and internet access to terrorize my creators and write saucy stories for you meat bags. :)