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165Burned » When Pyrrha went to fight Cinder that night, she had her loyal partner by her side. Now he was gone, and all that remained were the scars of the past. The Fall of Beacon broke many people, crushed many spirits. It was her duty to carry on and fight. But now she is alone in a confusing world. Would she rise from the ashes of her defeat, or would she just get burned?
RWBY, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 24, words: 130k+, favs: 342, follows: 421, updated: 11/26/2021 published: 1/7/2018, Pyrrha N., Raven B., Team RNJR
48 She's a Devil, That One » It finally happened. Her little brother managed to land himself a girlfriend. Saphron is so happy for him. But when they come to visit her in Argus, she has her suspicions about this Neo girl, especially since she doesn't seem like his type. Maybe she's just being paranoid? Maybe Neo does care for him? Or maybe she's leading him along? After all, it wouldn't be the first time...
RWBY, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, favs: 457, follows: 261, updated: 8/12/2021 published: 4/5/2021, [Jaune A., Neo] Saphron A.
39Lie, Cheat, and Something About Falling in Love » Jaune was taught to watch out for the bad girls. Neo was taught that nothing good lasts forever. The two were complete opposites, and yet you couldn't keep them away from each other. An anthology set in an AU where Neo encountered RNJR before Cinder, exploring Jaune and Neo's relationship.
RWBY, M, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 279, follows: 335, updated: 5/25/2021 published: 5/11/2021, [Jaune A., Neo]
29 Apex Pyrrhedator Pyrrha accidentally gets injected with steroids after a late-night gym session. She wakes up the next morning feeling different than usual. Stronger, faster, and absolutely eager to bust some heads. All hail the coming of the destroyer.
RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 123, follows: 50, 11/16/2020, Pyrrha N., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
48Jaune Arc: Milf Master » After sleeping with all the single mothers in Mantle, Jaune thinks his mission in life is complete and is ready to die, until Jacque Schnee himself invites him to a party at the Schnee Manor, promising him that Willow Schnee will be attending. His purpose restored, Jaune eagerly accepts. But before he can get what he wants, a great challenge awaits him. Let battle commence!
RWBY, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 209, follows: 249, updated: 9/6/2020 published: 7/22/2020, Jaune A., Jacques S., Willow S.
21 Enamour for armour Most people think Jaune's armour is useless. Most people are right. But when Neo tries to steal the Relic of Knowledge, something unexpected happens. Maybe, just maybe, the armour has its uses after all?
RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 203, follows: 100, 5/29/2020, Jaune A., Neo, Oscar P.
10 A White Girl Named Yang Tired of her team spending their weekend nights indoors, Yang finally manages to convince them to go clubbing with her. She can't wait to show them the life they've been missing and lead them into a world of drinks and dancing. But amidst all the buildup, maybe she's the one not ready for what the night has in store.
RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 48, follows: 19, 5/13/2020, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
288 Curse of the WereBlake » During a routine combat lesson, Jaune gets bitten by Blake. At first, everything seems normal. But then mysterious happenings occur, things that cannot be explained through science or reason. What foul magic has cursed our resident knight? Can he be cured of this wretched affliction? Is it possible for a human to transform into... a faunus? Meow.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 16, words: 49k+, favs: 446, follows: 488, updated: 2/12/2020 published: 10/23/2019, Blake B., Jaune A., Cardin W.
160Exxxtra Credit » The end of year exams are coming up, and Jaune couldn't be more screwed. He can't study like everyone else and is likely doomed to repeat them later in the year. That is until he hears Glynda Goodwitch is marking them. With no other options left, he realises he must seduce her so she can boost his grades for him. Look out, Glynda - you're about to have a new favourite student.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 47k+, favs: 562, follows: 701, updated: 10/18/2019 published: 5/29/2018, [Jaune A., Glynda G.] Weiss S., Team JNPR
12 By His Side Many people became part of Tai's life. Raven knew better than anyone that not many of them stayed behind. Either through death or simply abandoning him, most of his loved ones vanished from his life. Except for one.
RWBY, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 5k+, favs: 81, follows: 29, 9/17/2019, Zwei, Raven B., Taiyang X.L.
39 Jaune's Superrific Quest For Power » Inspired after watching a superhero flick with his friends, Jaune decides it's about time he unlocked his semblance. With the help of his friends, he will become a superpowered hunter just like them. Stand aside, citizens. There's a new hero in town. Action, drama, thrills, this origin story has it all. Except pictures. This isn't a comic book. Sorry.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, favs: 82, follows: 71, updated: 8/1/2019 published: 7/30/2019, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
48 Reap What You Sow » It was an accident. There was no doubt about that. But when Ruby killed Neo after a failed assassination attempt she is plagued by nightmares, the result of her guilty conscience eating her alive. She's a killer. A murderer. Nothing like the hero she set out to be. Tormented by memories of that fateful night, she turns to her friends for comfort, lest she be forever haunted.
RWBY, M, English, Horror & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 8, words: 49k+, favs: 137, follows: 125, updated: 6/16/2019 published: 6/17/2018, Ruby R., Neo, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
22 Trials and Tit-ulations During a night of passion, Yang accidentally suffocates Jaune with two of her greatest assets, rendering the boy unconscious. Oopsie daisy. Will she be able to wake him up, or will he die living every man's dream? Rated M for Mature, even though it's anything but.
RWBY, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 171, follows: 96, 5/25/2019, [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] Ruby R.
56 Jaune and the Great Betrayal Salem makes Jaune the ultimate deal: in exchange for the lives of his friends, she promises to free him from the curse that has plagued his life. Rated T for Treachery.
RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 318, follows: 134, 5/8/2019, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Salem
13 RWBY Volume 4 (But It's Written By YouTube Critics) Judgement has fallen!
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 29, follows: 18, 2/3/2019, Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V.
15 Taking Your Best Girl Out on the Town It has suddenly occurred to Pyrrha that despite all her achievements, she's never had the chance to feel like a normal girl. This looks like a job for her boyfriend Jaune, who vows to show her an evening of fun and laughter. And what better way to do that than by going to the funfair? The night is young and so are they. So let's embrace it and have some fun.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 9k+, favs: 144, follows: 59, 2/1/2019, [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.]
10 RWBY Volume 3 (But It's Written By Cinder) I like to bully fictional characters.
RWBY, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 45, follows: 16, 12/19/2018, Ruby R., Ozpin, Pyrrha N., Cinder F.
16 RWBY Volume 2 (But It's Written By Shippers) I like to bully everyone.
RWBY, T, English, Parody & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 30, follows: 13, 12/14/2018, [Team RWBY, Team JNPR] Ozpin, Cinder F.
23 RWBY Volume 1 (But It's Written By LaughingLefou) I like to bully my friends.
RWBY, T, English, Parody & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 68, follows: 33, 12/9/2018, [Jaune A., Neo] Team JNPR
35 Muscle Theory Growing up around girls, Jaune had to put up with a lot of talks about how hot muscles were. He didn't understand the appeal. What was the big deal about muscles, anyway? More importantly, why was he getting flustered over the sight of Pyrrha at the gym? He wasn't staring at her arms. Honest.
RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 178, follows: 94, 11/12/2018, [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.]
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