CAUTION: THIS PROFILE IS VERY VERY LONG!!! IT ALSO CONTAINS SEVEN INSANE FRIENDS WHO LIKE TO CHAT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Hi. I'm Natasha B. So I guess you want to know some more about me, right? Hm. Well, I'm 13 years old and live in the USA. I usually write Teen Titans fanfiction, but sometimes I switch over to Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, or Code Lyoko. I love to read, write, and draw. Also, I love watching TV, playing video games, eating, and talking with people. I'm on neopets under the name sta_r_obin if you want to contact me. Guess where the name came from. ^.~
So I bet you've guessed that I support Robin/Starfire. I also support Harry/Hermione from Harry Potter, and Jeremy/Aelita from Code Lyoko.
I think that about covers everything. Oh yes. My stories may come in later by my friends, Tasha, Anya, Star, Nicolette, Jade, or Emily. We share an account, so you don't get confused. Please read my/our stories, they're really good (for a 13-year-old!)
Well, that's it! I hope I haven't scared you off! ^^ See you around!
Oh, wait! I forgot the ever-popular favorites area! --;;
Pairings: Robin/Starfire, Danny/Sam, Harry/Hermione.
TV shows: Teen Titans, Code Lyoko, Danny Phantom, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, the Powerpuff Girls, and the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Books: The Young Wizard Series, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, the Supernaturalists, the Fearless Series.
Characters: Hermione, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Danny, Odd, Yumi, Bubbles, Brad, Ed, Bloo, Wilt, Billy... Must I continue?
There seems to be a certain amount of confusion concerning what I ship. Well, here we go so there is no more confusion. These are Teen Titans, Code Lyoko, and Harry Potter couples ONLY. I don't care otherwise.
~I SUPPORT THESE TEEN TITANS, CODE LYOKO, AND HARRY POTTER COUPLES
Remus/Natasha (Natasha: So ha! I win!)
Sirius/Emily (Emily: MIIIIIIIIIIINE!!! *tackles Sirius*)
Tom R./Nic (Not our fault!)
Draco/Tasha (Erm... o_O Okay then.)
Peter/Anya (She was feeling left out...)
~I LIKE THESE AND WOULD READ THEM
Gizmo/Jinx (don't ask)
~SHIPS I HATE TO THE DEATH
ALL SLASH SHIPS EXCEPT FOR SIRIUS/REMUS.
Ulrick/Yumi (ew. I think the directors weren't right in the head when they thought this up.)
Ron/Hermione (opposites attract my butt. If that's the case, Draco and McGonagall will be getting married any day now.)
Harry/Ginny ( --;; REALLY.)
Starfire/Beast Boy (the people who think this have only seen "Forces of Nature" and no other episode.)
Starfire/Cyborg (once again, only one or two episodes hint this. Become a fan and enlighten yourself.)
Robin/Raven. (Robin/Starfire has been LONG PROVEN! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!)
Robin/Kitten (or any villainess). (WHERE THE HECK did THIS come from!?)
Yes, we hate a lot of ships. Get over it.
~Shows we have never heard of or seen and hate~
Yu Yu Hashuku (or whatever the heck it's called.) (Saw it. Lame.)
Inyuasha (or however you spell it.) (A half-human half-dog anime? Wow. I'm into it already. NOT.)
Futurama, Family Guy, Lupin the Third. (I'm too young to see it. DANG!)
Yugi-Oh! (Okay, so, we don't HATE it, but we don't LIKE it either.)
ALL OF THOSE STUPID NICK JR SHOWS AND JUNK LIKE THAT! BARNEY NEEDS TO LEARN TO OPEN HIS MOUTH WHEN HE TALKS! SAME GOES FOR THOSE UGLY TELLITUBBIES!
~Meet the seven insane friends! Wh00t!~
The loudest, most obnoxious, and outgoing of the group. She is very blunt and... uhm... you should probably stay away from her. She can be incredibly random and scary and loud. At the same time. I think she plans to be a singer when she grows up. But with that voice, I'd be amazed if she didn't break every mirror in the house just whispering.
The "responsible" one of the group. She likes her comments to drip with sarcasm and her eyebrow is permanantly stuck arched questioningly. She's a teachers pet, and loves playing X-box. Natasha always beats her. Yay.
I think Jade wants to be a teacher. I'll have to get her a restraining order from every kid on the planet. Just look at her poor brother...
Though her name sounds freakishly like Tasha's, they are nothing alike. Natasha is a great chatter, a great listener, the best author of the group (all her stories are posted up here), and she kicks butt on X-box. Worship her. Natasha wants to be an author/illustraitor. Wh00t.
The poor information-deprived one of the group. Anya doesn't like talking with people, and her sense of humor can be a bit alarming. She comes out shy, meek, and timid, but sometimes she can be utterly hyper and evil. Stay away from her if she feels hyper. It's scary.
I do not know what she wants to be. I think she said a stay-home mum, but I'm not sure.
The calmest, most sensible one of the group. She blends in well with everyone and sticks to them like glue. You can count on her to know everyhing. Sometimes Natasha calls her Webster. Let's kill her and call her dismembered hand Betty.
Star wants to be everything. This is why I think we should dismember her: She might become a laywer and kill us all.
Very quiet, Nicolette always has her nose in a book she can't read. She's a dreamer, and plans on being an actress when she grows up. Ha. Nicolette is very sweet and sensitive, but she needs to pay attention. She's always off on her own thing. I think we should slap her. But we won't, for I fear we may knock out her loosly screwed-on brain.
She likes being called Kitty instead for some scary reason. DO NOT ask. She is by far the most complicated of the group, and the least insane. She's a good writer, but so far none of her fanfictions have made it up here because she LACKS THE ABILITY TO TYPE! Emily, if you're reading this, START TYPING ALL OF THOSE GOD DANG STORIES YOU WRITE! She's got so many they could fill a library. Yeesh. But sadly, most are unfinished or simply deranged. (I may have said she was the least insane, but she's still very scary.)
This isn't really a friend, but we felt the need to put good old Danny in here. Danny is the sweet, adorable little brother of Jade, whom we have come to love to torture. You may hear him mentioned once or twice. I remember one time on halloween. Emily, dressed as a black cat, jumped out and attacked him. Someone thought we had murdered him he screamed so loud. Yay, we're murderers... ^^;;
Danny wants to be an astronaught. *pats Danny on head* Let's all watch his spaceship blow up then laugh so hard we cry and make people think we're sad.
Note: We are not violent children. Part of this was written by Tasha's older sister, Michelle. She IS violent. If there is anything in here disturbing, it was entirely HER fault! But don't blame her, she's eighteen.
YAY! QUOTES! HAHAHAHAHA!
"Ah, the touching story of a girl and her blob..." ~ Morgan Web, X-play.
"Robin the human slingshot. Appropriate." ~ Star, after reading Natasha's fanfiction.
"Your shoes are on the wrong feet."
"But, Sis, they're the only feet I have!" ~ Natasha's sister, the perfectionist who HAS to have shoes on the right feet or else.
"I am LIZARD MAN!" Ed, sunburned on half his body and pale on the other.
"Quiet? You want me to be QUIET? Oh, okay. I'll be quiet. I'm the QUEEN of quiet! Why, I can be the quietest of all quietdom! I can be so quiet, you won't know I exist! I'll just shut up so fast you won't have time to think about it! Man, I can be SO quiet, it's not even funny! So quiet, you'll be afraid I died! Seriously, I can be dead silent! Not a peep! Perfectly quiet! Really! I can be SOOOO quiet! It's amazing!..." ~ Natasha on a sugar high... o_O Very scary.
"Oh my God there's no blue fuzzy food in the fridge! It's, like, a conspiracy! There's no blue fuzzy food! Wanna know how I can tell there's no blue fuzzy food? It's blue and it's fuzzy and it's blue and fuzzy food! It's blue, it's fuzzy, and it's food. You can't confuse it with other food because it's BLUE and FUZZY AND FOOD, so, like, there's no way you could mess it up with RED fuzzy food or something..." ~ Star, also a sugar high, after seeing a screenshot of the Teen Titans' fridge which, amazingly, lacked blue fuzzy food. She was crushed.
"Hello, can I get you anything?"
"I'm a vegitarian."
"That's nice. Can I get you anything?"
"I don't eat meat."
"Yes, I know. What would you like?"
"Oh. Uhm... I dunno."
"Can I make a suggestion?"
"Sure. Knock yourself out."
"FOR THE LAST FREAKIN' TIME! I DON'T EAT MEAT!" ~ Tasha at the Red Lobster resteraunt. Her parents haven't brought her back there since.
"Dude, check it out. It's, like, Dumbo or something..." ~ Tasha, after seeing a very large horse at a country fair. As you can probably guess, she hadn't watched the movie in a long time...
"Cowpies? They're not made from real COWS are they?" ~ Anya, after cluelessly hearing about cowpies and mistaking them for food. Her friends sadly made the mistake of not pulling a prank on her at this time.
"I understand your pain, Cyborg. When I was small, my favorite Zornik was eaten by a rampaging Glorg. Beleive me, once your Zornick has been inside a Glorg, you do NOT want it back..." ~ Starfire, the Teen Titans episode Car Trouble.
"How lame am I? HOW LAME AM I!? I'll tell you how lame I am! I hum to elevator music! I don't know how to work a CD player! I eat Twinkies with a fork! I know the cows across the street by NAME! In winter I put on two pairs of socks!"
"Wow. You ARE lame." ~ Anya and Tasha, after Tasha asked sarcastically how lame Anya could get. I hurt myself laughing, I really did...
"Really? That's so cool! I'm confused all the time! And... Oh, wait..." ~ Star and Natasha, trying to understand some dude speaking Spanish...
"Does the fact I've never danced before make me a geek?"
"No, it's the fact your pants are hiked up to your shoulders." ~ Anya, and Tasha, thinking about going to a school dance...
"Look, if you want more friends, you gotta be popular."
"I'm not into wearing skirts as big as my fist, thanks." ~ Star, shooting down one of the popular witches.
"You never know when the Micky Mouse inside is gonna come out. All I need now is a tail." ~ Star, after inhaling helium.
"You... are the weirdest bunch of friends I have EVER met. Can I join you?" ~ Natasha, after first meeting our group (*huggles Natasha to death*) Natasha: Uhm... please... stop crushing me...
"Chicken tastes like chicken. Deal with it." ~ Jade, being irritable. As always.
"The following statement is true. The previous statement is false." ~ Someone's signature on the neoboards. Person, you ROCK!
"If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?" ~ I dunno where this came from.
"I'm against fishing."
"How come? Fishies taste goooooooooood."
"Well, think of it this way. How would you like it being plucked off the face of the Earth and suffocated to death, probably being poked, prodded, and sliced while doing so?"
"*gulp*" ~ Natasha, then Tasha, then Natasha, then Tasha in a discussion about fishing. Nic cried. I think I scared her.
"My door says, 'Go ahead and knock, I'm already disturbed.'" ~ Jade, during a sleepover at her house. Hehe.
"I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same old boring rind over and over again..." ~ Wow. Nic can be witty. Go figure.
"Okay then! I challenge you to a game of chess! If you loose, I get to take all your lunch money!"
"What? You CHICKEN!?"
"No, it's not that. It's just that I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponant." ~ A kid named Joey (a stupid punk at our school), and Natasha. Get 'im, girl!
"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose." ~ Tasha, trying to be witty. Sadly, she had her eyes crossed and she was pointing at a kid with a cigarette. Didn't work, though we did smile.
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." ~ Some weird magazine at the doctor's office.
"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius." ~ Star, enjoying my mom's new minivan.
"If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?" ~ Tasha, getting after a kid with a rabbit's foot on his backpack. I felt sorry for them, but Tasha is a tree-hugger at heart...
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" ~ Star, reading a book about murder or something like that. It was utterly random at the time, and it made me laugh so hard it hurt.
"Chubby bunnies, chubby bunnies, chubby bunnies." ~ A kid trying out for student council. He had four large marshmallows in his mouth. Hilarious.
"Welcome to the church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray." ~ Star, after spotting a church. Emily hit her. Ha ha.
"I don't think it's pointless to marry an inanimate object. I just think it's pointless to marry one that melts." ~ Natasha, after spying Star marveling over her ice cream.
"A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work." ~ Tasha. I can't remember the circumstances, but it was still funny.
"Are you sure you're not just... you know... jealous?"
"o_O!" ~ Cyborg and Robin, in Betrothed. LOL!
"Excuse me, Mr. Martin! OVER HERE! I HAVE MY HAND IN THE AIR WITH MY FINGERS EXTENDED!" ~ Star, desperately trying to get our teacher's attention. Way to go, Star.
Robin: "He's here! Do you think I did this to myself?" *points to cuts and bruises*
Starfire: "Robin... if you cannot feel happy for me... perhaps you should not attend my wedding."
Robin *eyes wide: Starfire...
Star + Natasha: *chuck popcorn and M&Ms at TV screen* Kiss 'er, ya idiot!
"Glubblesclooch? Glibblescleech? Gloottlesclych?" ~ Tasha, trying to pronounce Starfire's betrothed's name, from Betrothed.
"STAR! Your claws are on my grebknacks!" ~ Natasha, after being flattened by Star while watching "Fear Itself."
"I see a road sign. This calls for a celebration, I say!" ~ Star during a road trip. She did this ten times again afterwards, until we pulled over and threatened to leave her on the side of the road. What did she say then?
"You wish to dump me on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere! This calls for a celebration, I say!"
Larry: "Hey, look, Robin! Now we're cast buddies too!" *taps casts together*
Robin *sarcastically: Yippie.
Star *in Larry-like voice: Hey, Robin, can we be Starfire buddies too? *growls*
A reveiw for a pokemon game*
"The entire world is being harnessed and controlled, everyone is dying, and evil monsters are running loose. There is nothing that can save them now. Except for one boy... and his balls. Pokeballs, you pervert."
"That's... not chocolate, Anya." ~ *snort* I won't explain here... I can't... *snickers*
Gizmo *muttering angrily in Crash: "Crazzin' frazzin' Titans... 'Fix this guy.' I don't even like this guy!"
Star: Yes you do, just not in the way you think...
Tasha: Uhm... ew.
Natasha: *hands Nic ball of wax* Here you go!
Nic: Wow, thanks! *bites into wax*
Natasha: *eyes go wide* Nic! That's not edible!
Nic: *spits out wax* EW!
Natasha: *laughing* Why would you eat WAX, Nic? You know it's not to eat!
Nic: *sputtering wax* I thought it was candy!
Thanks for your time and hopefully your pateince. So you can go now. Go. Go on. There's nothing else to read here. Shoo. Go. Bye bye! Leave already! Please? I'll give you a muffin if you go! Please? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top and the ice cream and the nuts and the sugar... GOD DANG YOU! LEAVE!
What's the matter with you!? LEAVE, you feakin' LEECHES!