2 The debate Superman was rambling "…I know there are potential complications and I'm sure you have a whole list of reasons this would be a terrible idea…" "No." Batman blurted. Superman groaned "Ok, I knew you would say that at first but just hear me out…" The laugh shocked both of them; "No, Kal, I mean no…I don't have a list of reasons."
Justice League, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 812, favs: 4, follows: 3, 2/24, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman
4 Little green lies » "It's a photo of my boyfriend." Hal declared "He sent me it to keep me warm on those long cold nights when I'm away." "Bruce Wayne is your boyfriend?" Batman asked incredulously. "I don't think that's true." Hal felt a wave of irrational anger. "You don't think I'm good enough to attract a gorgeous billionaire? Is that it?"
Justice League, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 10, follows: 7, updated: 2/7 published: 2/6, Bruce W./Batman, Hal J./Green Lantern
917Boggarts and monsters » Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 29, words: 19k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/6 published: 9/23/2017, Remus L.
142101 ways » 101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 407, follows: 433, updated: 11/2/2020 published: 2/2/2020, Severus S., Neville L.
4Don't look down "Don't look down" Superman said.
Justice League, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 11, 8/25/2020, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Hal J./Green Lantern
3 Her Legacy He was all over the news. Everyone was talking about him. The clown in the purple suit. Crazier than crazy. No name, no backstory, no motive that anyone could tell. And he was hers. Her prize patient. He was going to be her crowning achievement. She would write books about this man. (Dark Harley Quinn)
Batman, K, English, Suspense, words: 608, favs: 9, follows: 2, 8/15/2020, Harley Quinn, The Joker
3 The first Hero » Captain America was a hero, a great one; but he wasn't Bucky's first hero.
Captain America, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 8/10/2020, Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier
3 Parent friends Needing some parenting advice following an argument with Jason, Bruce reaches out to the most successful adoptive parents he know's, Mr and Mrs Kent.
Justice League, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 8, 8/4/2020, Bruce W./Batman
6 Focus The Members of the Justice League are unusually focused during the meeting, all watching Batman with great attention. (All trying to hide their laughs)
Justice League, K, English, Humor, words: 325, favs: 27, follows: 16, 8/4/2020, Bruce W./Batman, Barry A./Flash
4 Casually terrifying Frank Castle was not an easy man to intimidate, but Spiderman was casually terrifying. (MCU specific)
Spider-Man & Punisher, K, English, Humor, words: 674, favs: 54, follows: 25, 8/4/2020, Peter P./Spider-Man, Frank C./The Punisher
16 Bunny » "Tony, nobody wants a ten-foot bunny rabbit. Nobody." Pepper was wearing her 'I'm trying to be patient but I'm ready to snap' smile. Giant bunny. Needs good home.
Avengers, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 80, follows: 27, updated: 8/4/2020 published: 12/18/2018, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
4 No pets in the Batcave "No more pets in the cave!" Damian glared at his father. Bruce glared back. "That's not a rule!" "I'm making it a rule. Right now."
Batman, K, English, Humor, words: 250, favs: 24, follows: 18, 6/21/2020, Bruce W./Batman, Damian W./Robin
1 The prince and the rose Poem telling the story of the little prince and the rose
Little Prince, K, English, Romance & Poetry, words: 371, favs: 1, 6/6/2020, Prince, Rose
5 Alfred's kitchen nightmares There is a very good reason Bruce doesn't take Alfred out to dinner anymore.
Batman & Justice League, K, English, Humor, words: 495, favs: 41, follows: 15, 6/2/2020, Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman
3 Cinderella dreamed "Cinderella in her kitchen, all alone with none to turn to" A Cinderella poem.
Cinderella, K, English, Poetry, words: 86, favs: 4, 6/1/2020, Cinderella
4k+ Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary » Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 101, words: 72k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 5/27/2020 published: 3/16/2017, Luna L., Tom R. Jr.
5Batman and Robin In a world where Bruce Wayne is a regular 'fighting crime in alleys' type vigilante but not actually Batman, his young ward Dick Grayson decides that isn't entertaining enough so invents the story of Batman and Robin complete with colourful villains to spice things up.
Batman, K, English, Parody & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 5, 3/23/2020, Batman/Bruce Wayne, Robin/Dick Grayson
227Secret potions club » Side story to Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lords Diary. Snape starts a secret potions club with himself, Luna Lovegood and the Weasley twins. Chaos Ensues.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 552, follows: 614, updated: 2/1/2020 published: 5/4/2018, Severus S., George W., Luna L., Fred W.
4 Heroing is hungry work A hungry webslinger on a budget finds a novel way to satisfy his superhuman cravings, and he's not the only one.
Avengers, K, English, Humor, words: 877, favs: 37, follows: 21, 1/2/2020, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
18 Dementors are born freezing Dementors are born freezing. From the moment they enter the world in some twisted form of infancy they are cold.
Harry Potter, K, English, Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 67, follows: 23, 10/10/2019, Luna L.