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7Bareback »
Michelangelo was warm and safe in his bed when it happened. A weight crushed his chest. A drug crazed brother won't snap out of it. Scared and alone, the youngest is viciously assaulted. CONTINUED! 5.26.19 * T-Cest * EXPLICIT RATING MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY * Mikey Raphael Raph * rape/nonconNinja Turtles, M, English, Horror & Angst, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 11, updated: 5/26/2019 published: 6/7/2018, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
33Animal Cruelty »
Nominated for Best Dark Fiction in 2018 TMNT Reader's Choice Awards * NOT an animal torture fic * Leo and Raph get into some trouble at the park. The kind of trouble that changes you forever. Two girls are missing in NYC and the Clan is responsible. * Leonardo/DArk LeO * Raphael * Donatello * Michelangelo *Ninja Turtles, M, English, Family & Suspense, chapters: 11, words: 12k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, updated: 9/21/2018 published: 10/15/2017, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
5The Pretend Girlfriend »
Dating through The Force is awkward. * A series of risque flash fiction featuring Kylo Ren and Rey. * Reylo * Kylo Ren/Rey * Note the rating * Dead Dove: Do Not Eat * The Smut Awakens *Star Wars, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, updated: 7/8/2018 published: 7/7/2018, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
3Mass Effect Oneshots »
MASS EFFECT * Inspired by the letters of the alphabet. * Various pairings, Garrus Vakarian/Female Shepard * Shakarian * Joker/EDI * Content will vary from kinda fluffy/romance to mature.Mass Effect, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 7/4/2018 published: 1/7/2017, J. Garson, Garrus V., Joker, EDI
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Deadpool and Ninja Turtles Crossover Drabbles
A collection of drabbles where Deadpool and the Ninja Turtles meet. Maybe DP kills the TMNT, mayhaps the TMNT kill Deadpool, or, they call it a draw and eat taco pizza. Wait! Wait! Don't go, check out chapter one, what if they made a baby?Ninja Turtles & Deadpool, M, English, words: 577, favs: 3, follows: 3, 7/2/2018, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Deadpool/Wade W.
2326 days of Mostly Smut Challenge »
Drabbles! Humor, smut, horror, gore, romance, all kinds of turtle goodness * Donatello/April * Leonardo/Karai * Michelangelo/April * Casey Jones/Raphael * The Shredder/Leonardo * MATURE RATING!Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, M, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 9k+, favs: 11, follows: 12, updated: 6/30/2018 published: 1/3/2017, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
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Shame the Devil
Deleted Scene - Season 5x03 Free to be you and Me - At the strip club, how did that lap dance go with Chastity? What's the real reason she come out crying afterwards? * Also explains why Cas kissed the f*ck out of Meg later on. * Destial, while staying Canon compliant. * Dean/Castiel * Dean Winchester/CastielSupernatural, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 6/25/2018, Dean W., Castiel
1Apriltello Drabbles
A collection of drabbles or oneshots featuring Donatello and April. Mostly fluffy, romantic stuff, but I will make notes at beginning if any mature content comes down the pipe. *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, T, English, Family & Romance, words: 770, favs: 1, follows: 3, 6/19/2018, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
1 To My Brothers
Fluffy, funny, from the heart - with a sprinkle of Raphael/Leo relationship, Apriltello, and good-natured ribbing. * Leonardo thinks he has it all under control while Master is away visiting April's cabin. * Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo * ONE SHOT * Slice of life in the sewer * COMPLETETeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 6/12/2018, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
3 Buffalo Fingers, or, How Michelangelo got clean »
Michelangelo is a mess and ruins things with April. * M for mature, sex and wee bit o violence. * Sexy Michelangelo smut! * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles * Michelangelo slash April * Dirty Mikey!Ninja Turtles, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 5/29/2018 published: 5/23/2018, Michelangelo, April O'Neil
12Leorai Drabbles »
So for Annual Tumblr Leorai week, 2016, was able to complete two prompts: INJURED & REUNION * 2014 turtles * MATURE rating * Injured: Mature Audience Only * Reunion: All ages * Leonardo, Karai, sexy, short, ninja turtles fanficNinja Turtles, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 9, updated: 5/26/2018 published: 12/28/2015, Leonardo, Karai
25Late One Night »
Michelangelo 'booty calls' April with his booty and the SS Aprilangelo takes flight! #CruiseShipHornBlast * Hot hot love for Mikey. * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles * Michelangelo/Mikey, April O'Neil * Romance * Happy fic * Feels so goodNinja Turtles, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 16, follows: 11, updated: 4/1/2018 published: 8/4/2015, Michelangelo, April O'Neil
33Exposure »
It all started because Karai and Leo got sloppy. The Shredder doesn't take the news well. * * 2k14 U * Leonardo, Karai, Shredder, Kitsune, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello * update 11.20.17 not abandoned I really want to finish this fic. xoxoxNinja Turtles, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 8, words: 11k+, favs: 18, follows: 20, updated: 3/25/2017 published: 1/7/2016, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Shredder, Karai
3 Quartz, Gold, and Sapphires
*Alternative Universe* Oroku Saki, "The Shredder", takes his wife, Kitsune, out for a romantic evening. They both try something new. * Saki is into body mod and being a bad-ass husband. * Kitsune is his loving wife, and also a witch. * Alternate IDW VerseNinja Turtles, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 2/16/2017, Shredder
7 Pussycat »
After being canned by Channel 6, April O'Neil has to get dirty, and find a shitty new job. * Will Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, or Leonardo be of any service, or is everybody hard at work? * MATURE theme * Sexy Two-shot * 2k14 UTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 11, follows: 7, updated: 1/16/2017 published: 12/1/2016, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
2 One More Year
MASS EFFECT ** Shepard shares New Year's Eve with a memory, and plans to end it with a bang. ** For New Year's Kiss Challenge, 500 word micro-fic. ** Dark subject matter, angst, mention of suicide, happy ending. * Shepard/Garrus Vakarian * Shakarian * Greetings, new fandom, happy new year!Mass Effect, M, English, Romance & Suspense, words: 484, favs: 1, 1/3/2017, J. Garson, Garrus V.
3 50 Shells of Green
AU - On the set of 50 Shells of Green, Karai meets a new costar. Leonardo x Karai * MATURE CONTENT * turtles are legal, but just barely ;) * Vern Fenwick, April O'Neil, and cameos by Bebop and Rocksteady. Lemon Leorai smut and sexNinja Turtles, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, 11/13/2016, Leonardo, April O'Neil, Karai, Vernon Fenwick
5 Drink Pay Repeat
2016 TMNT Out of the Shadows - Alternate scene - Casey Jones looks for answers at the bar where Rocksteady and Beebop were known to frequent * The Bartender is NOT a push-over and he's also a demon. * TV Cross-Over * teenage mutant ninja turtles, mayhem * ONE-SHOT/ONE-KILLTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & TV X-overs, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/30/2016, Casey J.
2Futurama Drabbles Most Likely
I love Futurama! Water, prepare to be tested.Futurama, T, English, Humor, words: 362, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/21/2016, Bender R., H. Farnsworth, P. Fry, T. Leela
9Coercion »
Not only New York City is in trouble this time. How much is one Father willing to sacrifice in order to save America from a new super-villain? * Ninja turtles fanfic * Mature themes, violence *Ninja Turtles, M, English, Tragedy & Crime, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 5, updated: 8/7/2016 published: 7/6/2016, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
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