Just a guy with a funny name.

I know it's hard for some, but it would be nice if people did some modicum of research on the stuff they write here. Terribly hard, I know. It might be just too much for people.

Works: Stories? Maybe later. Probably. Never.

To be honest, I'll probably shit out a shitty fanfic before I start using my brain at 100% and write a good one.