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Joined Mar '15

HEY FANFICTION. So I'm pretty basic. I love Maximum Ride, PJO, Harry Potter, HOO, and MIRACULOUS LADYBUG (it's my latest obsession). Ummm, hope yall enjoy my stuff!


"The reason I sin is because there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, and I sure as shit ain't climbing no stairs."


"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" -Gazzy

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbies friend." -Nudge

"Rowr!" -Fang

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max

"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" -Fang

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max

"Yum." -Max

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -iggy

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total

"Who wants to sing ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall?" - Fang

"Bite me." -Max

"Bite me." -Iggy

"Bite me." -Nudge

"Bet you were kind of cute, pup girl! Rff!"- Fang

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." -Iggy

"Apart from my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." -Fang

"Want some daiquiri?" "Is it traitor flavored?" -Max and Angel

"Do you know what's really sad?" "That pin-striped suit?" -Max and Anne

"And you are still a butthole, yah?" -Max

"Sexist pig." -Max

"Excuse me, sexist piglet?" -Max

"Max! The Maxalator! Maxime! Maxalicious! Maxster!" -Total

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