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1Mikecraft
Jeremy really wishes he could meet his online friend... perhaps he should have specified Silly crack idea that I forced out of a very nice person on the internet so please say nice things I can forward to them 3
Be More Chill, K, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, 11/26/2019
18Aohe loa i ka hana a ke aloha (Distance is ignored by love) »
Danny didn't mean to text this infuriating idiot instead of his beloved little girl but since he has he might as well try and keep the stupid man alive because the guy doesn't seem too keen on the idea himself. Steve on the other hand is strangely taken by the short-tempered, sarcastic asshole on his phone who seems to care far too much AU s1 timeline Probably gonna me McDanno :)
Hawaii Five-0, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 34, follows: 44, updated: 7/4/2019 published: 6/29/2018
8Anniversary »
Jane gets in a spot of trouble, Lisbon swoops in to help. Your typical emotional h/c early season 1-ish with a lil bit of wtf and slightly iffy grammar.
Mentalist, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 8, updated: 7/4/2019 published: 2/7/2019, Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C.
7Beyond »
They tell you they can give you the world. They don't mention how quickly they can take it away again. Ex-Colonel Sheppard adjusting to life on the ground is pushed into a position at a boarding school by his therapist. No-one thought to mention the crazy physics teacher with the even crazier cat. If you want the more polished version, go to my ao3, it's easier to edit after update
Stargate: Atlantis, T, English, Friendship & Family, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, follows: 6, updated: 3/2/2019 published: 2/19/2019
10The meaning in the texts »
Parker had smashed his phone and having recently returned from active duty he didn't really know how to use his fancy touchscreen one. So it wasn't really Booth's fault when he typed his son's number in wrong, nor was it his fault when the extremely blunt woman he'd accidentally reached wouldn't stop replying.
Bones, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 26, follows: 50, updated: 2/4/2019 published: 6/29/2018, T. Brennan, S. Booth, Angela M., Parker B.
6A classic case of Unstoppable Destiny meets Percival Graves »
At 16 years old some wizarding folk gain the ability to contact their soulmate by writing on their own skin, as the same message then appears on their soulmates skin. Percival Graves never believed that the universe created people destined for each other and even if he did he's far too busy with Auror training for a Soulmate. Then Newt Happens.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 16, words: 18k+, favs: 52, follows: 61, updated: 2/4/2019 published: 6/29/2018, Newt S., Percival G.
3It's God calling »
James Wilson really doesn't know what to make of his life sometimes. 'God' isn't helping "Who is this?" "God" "So why are you texting me, God" "Isn't it obvious?" Wrong Number AU/Different first meeting, possibly eventual House/Wilson cross-posted ao3, only a few years late :)
House, M.D., T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, updated: 12/29/2018 published: 7/4/2018, G. House, L. Cuddy, J. Wilson, A. Cameron
4English Translation: Sirius Black und das Geheimnis der Peitschenden »
Sirius Black and the mystery of the Whomping Willow By: Lakritze A Black always goes to Slytherin, especially the heir. But the Sorting Hat put Sirius Black in Gryffindor, where he has to deal with the blood traitor James Potter, the shy Peter Pettigrew and the Half-Blood Remus Lupin. Original: /s/6989729/1/Sirius-Black-und-das-Geheimnis-der-Peits
Harry Potter, K+, English, Friendship & Family, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 2, follows: 6, updated: 2/18/2016 published: 9/21/2015
2The Black Sheep of the Family
Based on a prompt in the HP Forums: Whilst tidying his room, Ron stumbles across something rather odd that he decides to experiment with. Chaos ensues. What did Ron really think when he met Harry Potter for the first time? Read to find out!
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 606, favs: 4, follows: 1, 2/5/2016
Oneshot or prologue
I'm not sure whether or not this is a very short one-shot or the beginning of a Hogwarts Years Marauder story from Sirius' POV. I'll see.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 167, favs: 1, 1/25/2016