You aren't afraid of the dark. You're scared of what's in it.

You aren't afraid of heights. You're afraid of falling.

You aren't afraid of death. You're afraid of dying.

You aren't afraid of the people around you. You're afraid of rejection.

You aren't afraid to love. You're afraid of not being loved back.

You aren't afraid of letting go. You're just afraid to accept the reality that they're gone.

You aren't afraid to try again. You're afraid of being hurt for the exact same thing.

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer."

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." Norm Crosby

"If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one." Lord Byron

"Silence is golden but duck tape is silver."

"Get the facts first. You can distort them later." Mark Twain

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." Mark Twain

"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy."

"If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you."

"Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to." Jay Leno

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." W.C. Fields

"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."

"I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden." Steve Martin

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived." Groucho Marx

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." George W. Bush

Me being addressed to by America: Thou hath shown an interesting display of characteristics, leading me to believe that thou hast an interest in the context of terms related to time, however, ye shall understand in due time why the concept of ‘tomorrow’ may not exist for very much longer, my dear sir!