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7Which Took's the Tooks' Took? »
Meet Diamond of Long Cleeve and her crazy, snobbish family. Don't fret, she hates them all. Her mum won't let her run outside; her dad keeps making pompous speeches; her brothers terrorise the neighbours; and then there are her sisters – I'm not even gonna go there! Join Diamond on her sarcastic rant through the Northern Shire. Keep an eye out for another well-known Took...!Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 11/2/2016 published: 10/22/2016, [Diamond T., Peregrin T.] Meriadoc B.
13Immortal Tendencies »
Immortality. What does it even mean? For Aro: eternal power. For Marcus: eternal grief. And for Caius? Perhaps he never really knew, perhaps he just went on out of sheer anger? But for Elizabeth immortality had always meant evil. Only the villains in stories desired eternal life, and usually it was their downfall. And yet... was this love? Between an immortal and a human?Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 25k+, favs: 61, follows: 82, updated: 10/30/2016 published: 6/27/2016, [Caius, OC] Aro, Marcus
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A Failed Potion
Merlin's trying to make a complex potion. Arthur is distracting... Fluff to angst to fluff with a little bit of smut. ONE SHOT.Merlin, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 56, follows: 13, 9/8/2016, [Merlin, Arthur]
11Roots of Blood »
Slaves. Dryads. Werewolves. Rebellion. War. Passion. Love? They thought they were in control. Seven years is a long time, but it's all only just begun for the new Kings and Queens of Narnia. Will they keep it together even when it all seems to be falling apart? [Peter/OC] [Eventual Edmund/OC and Lucy/OC]Chronicles of Narnia, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 30k+, favs: 18, follows: 23, updated: 6/27/2016 published: 2/26/2016, Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, OC
6 Warm Water, Cold Air
'She was on him before he could understand what was happening, her lips seeking out his own, one hand tangling in his red hair whilst the other slipped below the water.' Tormund Giantsbane really likes Brienne of Tarth. Smutty drabble for Briemund Tarthbane. XDGame of Thrones, M, English, Angst & Romance, words: 709, favs: 28, follows: 13, 5/29/2016, [Tormund G., Brienne of Tarth] Jon S., Sansa S.
4 Sand and Kisses
"He lifted her chin, pulling her face up to look at him. Then he leant down and kissed her full on the lips, taking her face in his hands as he did." A fluffy drabble about Peter Pevensie and Mahlirra the dryad. This can be read as a stand alone but it also links in to 'Roots of Blood' where my OC Mahlirra comes from. Just a quick read but hopefully worth it. [Peter/OC]Chronicles of Narnia, K+, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 371, favs: 8, follows: 6, 4/2/2016, [Peter Pevensie, OC] Edmund Pevensie
9 First Name Terms
Just a little Molesley and Baxter one shot. A quick read but hopefully worth it. It starts off as fluff but then right near the end it's a little more passionate! Mr Molesley finishes teaching at the school to find Mrs Baxter waiting for him...Downton Abbey, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 981, favs: 6, follows: 2, 11/15/2015, [Molesley, P. Baxter]
4 Love Strengthens »
Merry loves Estella. He thinks that nobody knows but Galadriel sees a lot more than the average person... But so does Pippin! Merry is his best friend after all. The mystery of Lothlorien and the glory of Gondor appear as Merry ponders his love for a certain member of the Bolger family... And Pippin will bring the food!Lord of the Rings, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 2, updated: 6/6/2015 published: 5/28/2015, [Meriadoc B., Estella B.] Peregrin T., Galadriel
6 What Happens When Nargles are Accused of Stealing Voldemort's Nose?
Lord Voldemort meets Luna Lovegood. Madness ensues. READ WITH CAUTION: it's slightly extremely odd. That's all. :)Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 4, 6/6/2015, Voldemort, Luna L., G. Ollivander