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Paint and Powder »
Anthology of a universe where Starfleet vessels (and others) had AIs running their systems... In the form of shipgirls. Inspired by Kancolle and Azur Lane. Covers all the series. Enjoy!StarTrek: Other & Azur Lane/碧蓝航线, T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 225, words: 368k+, favs: 243, follows: 201, updated: 17h published: 7/10/2021, Enterprise
490Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey »
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind. Crossposted on Ao3.One Piece, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 38, words: 124k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 812, updated: 11/26 published: 6/10/2012, [Luffy, Nami]
93Brought Back Something from Wave »
Naruto brought something else back from Wave Country... A twist on an overused cliche.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 10, words: 16k+, favs: 262, follows: 250, updated: 11/8 published: 10/17/2021, [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC
98Like Herding Nexu »
A Sequel to "There Will Emerge a New Hope". Luke begins to rebuild the Jedi Order. But it's not going to be easy... Mishmash of Legends, Disney, and Star Wars: Visions. Enjoy.Star Wars, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 27, words: 75k+, favs: 104, follows: 102, updated: 10/30 published: 9/18/2022, [Luke S., Mara Jade] Barriss O., Ahsoka T.
1k+Ramen Doodles »
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.Naruto, M, English, Humor, chapters: 113, words: 176k+, favs: 870, follows: 607, updated: 10/11 published: 4/5/2009, Naruto U.
71 Paint and Powder: Defiant Hope »
USS Defiant with her AI ends up in a very different universe... But a shipgirl's not gonna just let some aliens genocide humanity, right? Bad news is, she's not the only one who made it... A spin off of "Paint and Powder",Babylon 5 & StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 9, words: 31k+, favs: 58, follows: 62, updated: 10/6 published: 8/16, J. Sheridan, Delenn
949Crumpled Horned Plot Bunnies »
Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 79, words: 107k+, favs: 497, follows: 448, updated: 10/4 published: 1/26/2010, Harry P.
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The Farmboy and the Archaeologist »
Doctor Aphra and Luke Skywalker have moments. Sometimes poignant, sometimes funny.Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 16k+, favs: 128, follows: 106, updated: 10/4 published: 4/14/2018, Luke S.
3 Winter Hideaway
Luke and Winter get trapped in a cave in, and have to make the time somehow. Friendship fic, a bit of fluff. Hope you enjoy.Star Wars, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 8, 8/31, Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Winter
326Uninspired Voyages »
A trouble magnet Starfleet Intelligence Agent finds himself on the USS Voyager. Hilarity and complexity ensues. NOT a Self Insert, AU.StarTrek: Voyager, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 55, words: 140k+, favs: 274, follows: 276, updated: 8/16 published: 5/16/2021, K. Janeway, OC
9Operation Applestar »
Twilight's friends try to matchmake for her to help her handle stress better. They hook her up with Big Macintosh. This won't lead to any problems, will it?My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 16k+, favs: 24, follows: 22, updated: 8/5 published: 7/13, [Big Macintosh, Twilight Sparkle] Rainbow Dash, Applejack
9 A Short, Strange Trip
Post-Series. Xander Harris has crossed paths with other universes before. But what happens when he runs into the CW's take on Supergirl? One Shot, for a friend.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supergirl, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 52, follows: 33, 7/22, Xander H., Kara D./Supergirl
17 Daphne Greengrass Can't Communicate!
Daphne Greengrass, the infamous Ice Queen of Slytherin. But what if there was another reason for her taciturn nature? One shot, no pairings, hope you enjoy!Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 178, follows: 125, 6/25, [Harry P., Daphne G.] Hermione G.
89Happy Accidents & One Aggrieved Bookworm »
Septima Vector hadn't meant to fall in love with Harry Potter. Like everything else involving the Boy Who Lived, it was unplanned, unexpected, and filled with chaos. Slow burn romance, student/teacher eventual smut, HP/SV Please Read and review.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 31k+, favs: 489, follows: 615, updated: 6/20 published: 4/6/2022, [Harry P., S. Vector]
421Sparks Fly »
On the day Superman appears, Leslie Willis, the shock jock Livewire, is saved by a newcomer to Metropolis: Reporter Clark Kent. Rated for language and maybe other adult things. DCAUSuperman, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 26, words: 45k+, favs: 555, follows: 468, updated: 3/21 published: 3/29/2020, Leslie W/Livewire, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
123Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW! »
Or, Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness. A series of fics about the teenaged Powerpuff Girls and other Cartoon Network and Hanna-Barbera characters that twist the stereotypes and subvert the usual fare. If it pisses the diehard PPG fanwriters off... Good!Powerpuff Girls, T, English, Humor, chapters: 20, words: 39k+, favs: 184, follows: 111, updated: 1/7 published: 5/4/2013
41 Immortal Coil »
Mysterion and Call Girl bust a meth lab, and then Mysterion dies. And then things REALLY change... Kendy, no longer a one shot, just for fun.South Park, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 13, words: 31k+, favs: 97, follows: 83, updated: 12/4/2022 published: 1/15/2022, [Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger] Mysterion
13 Sacrifice
Harry wanted to be loved, and was willing to give up anything for it. Fortunately, the gods are kinder than we realize. One Shot, Story Challenge. inspired by Norse Mythology and In/Spectre.Harry Potter, K+, English, Adventure & Supernatural, words: 2k+, favs: 78, follows: 55, 12/2/2022, Harry P.
14 Ichiraku Ayame, Ninja Delivery Girl!
Because the ramen girl deserves some fun ninja adventures too! Read, and enjoy! Review too, if you please!Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 6k+, favs: 74, follows: 35, 10/23/2022, Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Ayame
44Alderaan Lives »
There were other survivors of Alderaan... And they had their own reactions and plans for resistance. No longer a one shot.Star Wars, T, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 7, words: 32k+, favs: 82, follows: 77, updated: 10/2/2022 published: 8/31/2022, Bail O., OC