9k+Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw » Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 57, words: 646k+, favs: 19k+, follows: 22k+, updated: 4/21/2020 published: 10/23/2015, [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
296Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets » The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 7, words: 32k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 10/3/2015 published: 7/11/2015, Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
124The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 912, follows: 1k+, 9/19/2015, Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.