840 Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? » by zugrian This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Harry Potter & Marvel, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 21, words: 133k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 6/16 published: 7/13/2020, Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos
4k+ Metagaming? » by Noodlehammer Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.
Harry Potter & Warcraft, M, English, chapters: 22, words: 310k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 8k+, updated: 6/8 published: 9/20/2020
5k+ The Difference One Man Can Make » by joen1801 After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Harry Potter & Game of Thrones, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 21, words: 277k+, favs: 14k+, follows: 16k+, updated: 2/27/2021 published: 3/22/2015
4k+Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance » by epsi10n Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 98, words: 292k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 7k+, updated: 6/6/2020 published: 1/22/2015, Hermione G., Salazar S.
7k+ The Havoc side of the Force » by Tsu Doh Nimh I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Star Wars & Harry Potter, T, English, Fantasy & Mystery, chapters: 24, words: 207k+, favs: 17k+, follows: 20k+, updated: 8/24/2019 published: 9/6/2012, Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
14 Scheduling Conflict by Leyrann Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches (by LeadVonE) spinoff oneshot. CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS, TAKES PLACE AFTER CH. 51! When Harry is considering how to deal with his parents expecting him to come along to the Winter Festival as Harry Potter, while having to be there as host Lord Slytherin, he decides the easiest solution is to simply inform them. M-rating is probably paranoia.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Family, words: 5k+, favs: 129, follows: 63, 6/17/2019, Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., OC
48 The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 454, follows: 128, 6/10/2019, Harry P., Albus D.
7k+Harry Potter and the Game » by Concept101 With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 45, words: 363k+, favs: 11k+, follows: 13k+, updated: 7/28/2018 published: 5/17/2016, Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
1k+ The Price is Right » by High Pot In Noose Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 52k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 7/10/2018 published: 12/2/2013, Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M.
1k+ The Unsuspecting side of the Force » by Tsu Doh Nimh A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Star Wars & Harry Potter, T, English, Mystery & Adventure, chapters: 13, words: 53k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 4/21/2018 published: 10/9/2012, Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
1k+ Harry the Hufflepuff » by BajaB Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 29k+, favs: 10k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 3/12/2018 published: 11/10/2010, Harry P.
736 Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off » by BajaB Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 23k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/10/2018 published: 11/23/2014
1k+ Hermione Granger, Demonologist » by BrilliantLady Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter, T, English, Fantasy & Supernatural, chapters: 11, words: 50k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 10/19/2017 published: 8/14/2017, Hermione G., Theodore N.
382 Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 11k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 1k+, 8/6/2017, Harry P., Hedwig
917 A Dramatic Reading » by White Squirrel Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Parody, chapters: 18, words: 56k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/2/2017 published: 1/15/2017, Harry P.
356 A Widow's Walk » by PristinelyUngifted It happens in a flash of blue. One moment Natasha is standing amid the wreckage of Manhattan, and the next she… isn't. - In Which the Black Widow makes her mark on Westeros.
Game of Thrones & Avengers, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 30k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/13/2017 published: 6/18/2016, [Black Widow/Natasha R., Tyrion L., Jaime L.] Jon S.
1k+A Long Journey Home » by Rakeesh In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 14, words: 203k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 3/6/2017 published: 11/19/2013, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
12 An Unbelievable Adventure by Story Please Harry finds himself waking with a broken heart and a hangover. Apparently he's put an ad in the Quibbler at some point the night before. "Wanted: Diversion. Will do anything for up to a month. Serious inquiries only. Send an owl to the Quibbler Attention: Suitor 435138."
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 135, follows: 61, 1/22/2017, Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Xenophilius L.
687 The Silent World of Cassandra Evans » by DylantheRabbit The letter changed it all for the orphaned, abused little runaway with the messy black hair and the green, green eyes. Cassie's life was going to change but with vengeful teachers, manipulative headmasters and an uncaring wizarding world would it be for the better. Dark but not evil or overpowered FemHarry, eventual Femslash. Pretty close to canon apart from the obvious.
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 43, words: 195k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/21/2016 published: 11/27/2015, Harry P., Susan B.
6k+ Pygmalion » by Colubrina When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance, chapters: 57, words: 178k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 11/26/2016 published: 5/14/2015, [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Draco M., Theodore N.