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Joined May '15

Hey there! I'm Lark (Usually go by Willow), a teen who's currently in high school. I'm in the habit of reading more than I write...so I'm someone who practically never updates and has to have the whole thing written out beforehand. I now share this account with Darkshadow, and knowing her she'll probably be posting most of the stuff now. :p

Every story WILL be labeled with the name of whoever wrote it, and that'll also be who replies to all your AMAZING reviews most of the time. :D

My fandoms are currently Transformers, HTTYD, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Supernatural, and Doctor Who. All the stuff that I've favorited is on the favorite list, while anything that Dark would favorite is on the follow list.
And Dark is happy to know that I have now been sucked into the black hole that is Marvel. :DDD


Hi, I'm Darkshadow! I have almost no social skills and live on the planet Krypton. THe fandoms I am happily a part of are Supernatural (no, not one of the crazy ones), Harry Potter, Hunger Games, HTTYD, Wing of Fire, and Marvel. DC is okay too I guess. I am also still suffering from the traumatic events of Infinity War. *cries*

My Warrior cat OC is a black she-cat mottled with red. Her right eye is green and her left eye is amber. Her name is Sootleaf

House: Ravenclaw

Clan: Riverclan

District: 8 (textiles, yay...)

Tribe: Mudwing

Team Iron Man or Team Cap:

Team Captain America!

AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE EEVEE!!!?

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Yeah I copy pasted this, watchu gonna do 'bout it?

Can I have my twenty dollars now?*

LuckyLark: No, you have finish!

Fine, uh well, bye.


Copy And Pastes That Apply To Me

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. (That would be so cool!)

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book,and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: hiccupandtoothlessforever, samsamwww, dragonchick101, NightFuryNinja1999, crazyfoxqueen, Lacky Lark, Darkshadow

If when your obsessed Twilight fan friends say "I want to be a vampire!", you say "Screw vampires, I want to be a dragon!", copy and paste this into your profile. (I mean I don't have obsessed Twilight fan friends, but I love the HTTYD response!)

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far far away. One day while picking flowers a dragon captured her and took her to it's lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armour came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! FOR I AM HEAR TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls who would be the princess would scream "MY HERO!" if your one of the 5% percent who would say "No thanks I'm good here." copy and paste this onto your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP”.

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 95% of girls would be crying their eyes out, 2% would be at the bottom of the cliff with snacks, lawn chairs and binoculars, and another 2% would be ready to push him off. Copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% digging a hole at the bottom of the cliff so he'd fall longer. A hole? More like a another giant cliff of doom. Then at the bottom of that, another, and another, and another, and another, and another...

99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming “FOR NARNIA!!!" put this in your profile!


Favorite Quotes

"That's my secret, I'm always angry." - Bruce Banner, The Avengers

" I like nougat." Jack, SPN, Season Fourteen, Ep. 2

"An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it's going to lauch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming." ~Green Arrow

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"When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly & unquestionably." -Walt Disney

"In all ways acknowledge Him and He will direct your path." -Proverbs 5:6


Warriors references, and their meanings:

Pulling a Leafpool= illegally getting pregnant.

Pulling a Rusty= running away.

Pulling a Tallstar= changing your mind at the last second.

Pulling a Sol= predicting something without complete knowledge of it.

Pulling a Scourge= being defeated by your sibling.

Pulling a Bluestar= risking your life for the greater good.

Pulling an Ivypool= secretly betraying one group for another's good fortune.


Warriors

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a Clan, so I must be a misguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets.

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans' help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be a evil hater and not have a life.

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up.


Warriors Have Taught us These Things

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute, maybe handsome; Evil is sexy.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

It's possible to complain about anything.

The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.

Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing!

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.

If you're related to anyone important, chances are you'll have superpowers.

- From Empress Tansy's profile


Name 15 warrior cats in no particular order (This here be Lark's fill out of the questions):

  1. Goldenwhisker

  2. Ferncloud

  3. Bramblestar

  4. Ivypool

  5. Tallstar

  6. Snowbird

  7. Firestar

  8. Graystripe
  9. Runningnose

  10. Silverstream

  11. Yellowfang

  12. Spottedleaf

  13. Sandstorm

  14. Jayfeather

  15. Leopardstar

1) What would you think about a name with 11's beginning and 4's ending?

Yellowpool...what leader would name a cat that?

2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's begging and 8's ending?

Fernstripe. Maybe a silvery she-cat with stripes like a tiger...

3) Would you make fun of a cat with 6s beginnings and 12s Ending?

Snowleaf...nah. That's a really nice name!

4) What genre would a story be with a cat with 4's begging and 7's ending

Ivystar. Maybe an adventure story?

5) What would you name a story with a cat with 1's ending and 3's ending, and 10's beginning and 5's beginning?

Whiskerstar and Silverstar...maybe A Forbidden Love? I mean, they're both leaders...

6) Write a prophecy about a cat with 15's ending and 11's beginning who saves the clan.

Yellowstar...um... "A yellow finch shall come and stop the rising ocean."

7) What would a cat with 9's beginning and 10's ending look like?

Runningstar, a thin tom with black and white markings.

8) What can you tell about a cat with 3's beginning and 1's ending just by their name?

Bramblewhisker...a caring tom who can be a bit unfriendly at times.

9) Do you think anyone would give a cat with 7's beginning and 1's ending?

Firewhisker...maybe.

10) What do you think of a cat whose name has 11's beginning and 14's ending?

Yellowfeather...was she hit on the head with a yellow feather as a kit? I personally think that she might be easily distracted.

11) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's beginning and 13's ending?

Fernstorm...yes!

12) would you make fun of a cat with 5's beginning and 12's ending?

Tallleaf...probably...maybe?

13) What genre would a story be with a cat named 11's beginnings and 6's ending as the main character?

Yellowbird...maybe adventure/humor?

14) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Tallstar and Bramblestar?! *faints*

15) If 9 were looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Neither. Runningnose is a medicine cat!

16) Think of a plot for a love story between 2 and 8.

Ferncloud is reborn and falls in love with Graystripe, who lost Millie to a sickness. IDK

17) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

"I should go tell Graystripe..." *Firestar backs away from Tallstar and Silverstream*

18) Would 4 rather make out with 3 or slap 8?

I think Ivypool would slap Graystripe!

19) Has there ever been a Fanfic about 1 and 2?

With them as minor characters? Probably.

20) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Either white with gray markings, or maybe gray with white markings?

21) What is a pickup line 4 would use on 7?

Ivypool and Firestar...er... "Come save me, the Dark Forest has captured me!" IDK

22) If 3 and 6 got into a fight, who would 8 side with?

Bramblestar

23) Have you ever read a 6/11 before?

No, and I'm glad I haven't! That'd be really creepy...

24) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

No. Just...no.

25) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Firestar would die from sadness probably, and Hollyleaf would prevent that from happening since it's breaking the warrior code.

And all the warriors fans would be in absolute confusion.

26) Do you recall any fanfics about 9?

No, thought if someone has one, I'd like to read it!

27) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

NO! THEY'RE BOTH SHE-CATS!

28) 5/9 or 5/10?

5/10 since they're not the same gender.

29) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 making out?

Firestar - "Graystripe, WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON MILLIE!"

Ferncloud and Graystripe - "Uh..."

30) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Bramblestar fell in hopeless love with Silverstream. In an attempt to talk to her, he constantly goes to the Moonpool and stuff. ( Yeah, hard to come up with one for those two... )

31) What trait would a cat with 4's last name and 7's last name have?

Poolstar...IS OBSESSED WITH TWOLEG POOLS!

32) 4/8 or 4/3?

4/8, since it seems weirder for Bramblestar and Ivypool than for Graystripe and Ivypool.

33) 9 and 11 got into a fight who would 8 side with?

Graystripe would probably side with Yellowfang since she'd beat Runningnose in a war of words.

Plus, do you really want to be told off by Yellowfang?

34) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Bramblewhisker... "The thinnest bramble shall drive away the intruders." q:

That sounded horrible.

35) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Poolcloud - A tom with fluffy Russian blue fur.

36) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Bramblestar and Tallstar? Let's see...no.

37) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 3?

Neither, since Runningnose is a medicine cat for Starclan's sake!

38) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

No, I can't. Who'd want to face the wrath of Sandstorm?

39) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Ferncloud saved Graystripe from...something?

40) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

If Firestar walked in on Tallstar and Silverstream making out, I think he'd just walk away.

Why does Firestar always see these things?

41) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

I think Ivypool would rather slap Bramblestar personally.

42) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Silverstream - "Graystripe, SAVE THE KITS! DON'T DROWN ON ME!"

43) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

The Lazy Song.

44) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Goldenwhisker/Snowbird/Yellowfang...WARNING: MANY INSULTS AND MOTHERLY LOVE

45) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

Silverstream to Ferncloud: "Want to go the Kits R Us?"

1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3 and 7, gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Goldenwhisker and Graystripe are in a happy relationship until Tallstar runs off with Runningnose. After Graystripe dumps Goldenwhisker for Spottedleaf, Snowbird gets upset and retaliates by dating Spottedleaf. Alone and broken-hearted, Goldenwhisker travels in search of a friend. Finally, Goldenwhisker meets Ivypool and Firestar. The three loners meet Silverstream, who tells each of them to look for love. Ivypool finds Bramblestar and Firestar gets Yellowfang, but now Goldenwhisker is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Snowbird and Ferncloud!


Name 15 warrior cats in no particular order (This here be Dark's fill out of the questions):

  1. Firestar

  2. Sandstorm

  3. Longtail

  4. Graystripe

  5. Tigerclaw

  6. Flametail

  7. Ivypool

  8. Jayfeather
  9. Hawkfrost

  10. Ferncloud

  11. Foxleap

  12. Icecloud

  13. Squirellflight

  14. Rowanstar

  15. Crowfeather

1) What would you think about a name with 11's beginning and 4's ending?

Foxstripe, sounds pretty chill.

2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's begining and 8's ending?

Sandfeather. Yeah, maybe they could live in the desert.

3) Would you make fun of a cat with 6s beginnings and 12s Ending?

Flamecloud. That is super aweaome name! No I would not.

4) What genre would a story be with a cat with 4's begging and 7's ending

Graypool. Maybe a blind medicine cat that dies and is reincarnated.

5) What would you name a story with a cat with 1's ending and 3's ending, and 10's beginning and 5's beginning?

Startail and Ferntiger, maybe two kittypets that wander into the forest. 'Cause no clan would name their cats that.

6) Write a prophecy about a cat with 15's ending and 11's beginning who saves the clan.

Starfox. An ancient being will come from the stars with heart of fox. Also sweet video game reference.

7) What would a cat with 9's beginning and 10's ending look like?

Hawkcloud. A light brown tom with a white paw and blue eyes.

8) What can you tell about a cat with 3's beginning and 1's ending just by their name?

Longstar. He is a huge smarty pants nerd.

9) Do you think anyone would give a cat with 7's beginning and 1's ending?

Ivystar. Yup, pretty sick name.

10) What do you think of a cat whose name has 11's beginning and 14's ending?

Foxfeather. A cunning she cat that's light on her feet.

11) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's beginning and 13's ending?

Sandflight. Maybe, like if she was born in a sandstorm.

12) would you make fun of a cat with 5's beginning and 12's ending?

Tigercloud. Yes, because the first part of his name is big tough guy. Then there is just a cloud, a cute little cloud. Ha. Just kidding, I wouldn't make fun of him. Sounds like a pretty cool guy.

13) What genre would a story be with a cat named 11's beginnings and 6's ending as the main character?

Foxtail, an adventure.

14) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Tigerclaw and Longtail. Longtail would rip his face off for the death of Mousefur!

15) If 9 were looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

I mean, they are all straight dudes. So I guess best buds? Though I can see Flametail and Hawkfrost.

16) Think of a plot for a love story between 2 and 8.

Ew. Sandstorm and Jayfeather are related.

17) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Ivypool: TIGERCLAW HAS RISEN! ATTACK!!!

18) Would 4 rather make out with 3 or slap 8?

Graystripe would slap Jayfeather for being so grumpy.

19) Has there ever been a Fanfic about 1 and 2?

They are the main characters, so probably.

20) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Silver fur and amber eyes. Red fur with a bushy tail, white paws with blue eyes.

21) What is a pickup line 4 would use on 7?

Graystripe and Ivypool. " Hey there, Millie's died from sickness and I need a mate. Also all of my wives die."

22) If 3 and 6 got into a fight, who would 8 side with?

Hmmmm. Longtail is equally grumpy but Flametail and him are both dead. So I have to say Flametail.

23) Have you ever read a 6/11 before?

No, aren't they like way waaaaaaaaaaaaaay apart, like, agewise?

24) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Like, as how pretty a cat would look? Um, I guess he looks pretty nice...

25) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Foxleap would repeatedly come down from Starclan and support their relationship. And Firestar would flip out.

26) Do you recall any fanfics about 9?

Nope.

27) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Hmmmmm... well they are both gingers...

28) 5/9 or 5/10?

I'd say 5/9 since it would be a healthier relationship, but they're related so... 5/10? Except they hate each other also...

29) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 making out?

Ivypool- "INCEST!"

30) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Longtail and Ferncloud become BEST FRIENDS from hanging in each others den.

31) What trait would a cat with 4's last name and 7's last name.

Stripepool, er... He's fast, or a good swimmer.

32) 4/8 or 4/3?

I honestly have no idea!

33) 9 and 11 got into a fight who would 8 side with?

Jayfeather would pin Hawkfrost to the ground and say, "Get him."

34) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Starlong, "A shooting star shall streak through the sky and light the night."

35) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Stripestorm. A fluffy ginger tabby.

36) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Longtail would literally murder Tigerstar!

37) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 3?

Probably Flametail, I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS HARD!

38) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

No.

39) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

They are related.

40) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

"TIGERCLAW!" "DIE!"

41) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Graystripe would slap Longtail for his grumpiness.

42) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

...0.0

43) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Little Fang, because there is a M.A.P. about him.

44) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Firestar/Flametail/Icecloud WARNING: Much awesome fighting!

45) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

Ferncloud to Sandstorm - Want to fight?

1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3 and 7, gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Firestar and Jayfeather are in a happy relationship until Tigerclaw runs off with Hawkfrost. After Jayfeatherdumps Firestar for Icecloud, Flametail gets upset and retaliates by dating Icecloud. Alone and broken-hearted,Firestar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Firestar meets Graystripe andIvypool. The three loners meetFerncloud, who tells each of them to look for love. Graystripefinds Longtailand Ivypool getsFoxleap, but nowFirestar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle withFlametail andSandstorm!


10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry, was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.

Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Skysong Angel, Sunmist, Iceshadow of ShadowClan, Featherleap, Petalwish, Starstrike1, Lilacstream99, Jay With Falling Feathers, FanficTo-A-T, Lucky Lark, Darkshadow


  1. On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
  2. On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)
  3. On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)
  4. On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).
  5. On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
  6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)
  7. On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
  8. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
  9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I am taking this...because?)
  10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
  11. On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!)
  12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
  13. I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"
  14. On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school or work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

10.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

11. Sing Along At The Opera.

12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

13. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

15. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

17 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile


Harry Potter Stuff:

The awkward moment where you're standing in the middle of an arena and hundreds of people are staring at you with a dragon is chasing you, and you're just standing arond, waiting for your Firebolt to come from Hogwarts.

35 Annoying Things To Do at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter That Will Draw Attention To Yourself and Annoy Some People!

1. Go to Ollivanders and grab a "Harry Potter" wand, flick it out, and yell in a british accent "EXPELLIARMUS! TAKE THAT, VOLDEMORT!"

2. Go to a place that sells Butterbeer, buy one, place a straw in it, and then yell, "Hey! It didn't explode!" then go up to a worker and complain that your Butterbeer isn't working.

3. Go to Zonko's and ask if the toys actually work like they do in the movies. And when they say no, scream, "YOU LIE!!!"

4. Go to Honeydukes and buy the "Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans". Then open the box, read the flavor menu, go to the nearest worker, and complain, "Hey! This isn't "Every flavor!" and ignore the person when they try to explain that they can't make every flavor.

5. Go on "Flight of the Hippogriff", do your best impression of Hagrid, and talk to your roller coaster.

6. Go on "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey" and scream every time you see a dementor, and yell, "Expecto Patronum!"

7. Go to Dervish and Banges, take a broomstick from the barrel, take a box that contains a Snitch, zoom around the store, yelling, "I caught the Snitch! I caught the Snitch!" and if anyone tells you to stop, point at them and scream, "You have no respect for Quidditch!"

8. Go to Ollivanders and take one of every character wand off the shelf, take it out of the box, and scream that character's signature spell ("Expelliarmus" for Harry Potter, "Crucio" for Bellatrix Lestrange", "Avada Kedrava for Voldemort, etc)

9. Go up to a worker at the wand shop and ask if there is a spell for making Unicorns appear. If they say no, sob and run away.

10. Buy a wand, snap it in half, look inside, and begin to cry. "THIS WAND IS DEFECTIVE. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING INSIDE IT!!!" then stomp up to a worker and demand for a refund.

11. While waiting in line for "Harry Potter in the Forbidden Journey", look around, find the glass tubes where the House Cup points are, and then scream, "GRYFFINDOR IS WINNING! THEY ARE A FAVORITE TO WIN THE HOUSE CUP!!!"

12. Act like Percy Weasley, and walk down the line of the ride I just talked about, and explain what everything is. And if somebody asks you what you're doing, put your hands on your hips and say, "Don't question me! I am simply showing first years around. FIFTY GAZILLION POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!!!"

13. When you exit "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey" walk around "Filch's Emporium of Confiscated Goods", and when you find stuffed animals, find one of Scabbers and then act terrified and scream, "THAT RAT CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!!"

14. Then find a plush of Hedwig. Stroke her feathers and say, "Who's a pretty owl?"

15. Go to the Hogwarts Express and then yell, "All aboard!"

16. Go find something that hasn't been paid for, bring it up to a cashier and ask, "How many Galleons is this?" and if they respond by giving you the price in normal currency, put your hands on your hips and say, "Since when was money the same for wizards and Muggles?"

17. Go around humming or singing the Harry Potter theme song as loud as you can.

18. Run around the area screaming spoilers for each book and movie.

19. Whenever you see a model or projection of Harry Potter that talks or moves, scream, "WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF "THE BOY WHO LIVED"!" and bow to the model or projection.

20. Ask the workers where they bought their clothes and request that you get some as well.

21. Hug any worker that looks like a witch or wizard.

22. Go around in a Hogwarts robe, saying, "See, the Sorting Hat put me in [Insert the house you'd want to be in here]!"

23. Buy a wand then go around pointing it at people and screaming random spells at them.

24. Ask a worker for anything that there isn't in the real movies and if they say they don't have it, shake your head and say, "Wow, Hogsmeade is really understocked today!"

25. Grab some brooms and the Quidditch balls and try to organize a game of Quidditch with random shoppers in the store.

26. Go to "Flight of a Hippogriff", and run through the line, screaming, "I MUST BE AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE! BUCKBEAK'S GONE MAD AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED!"

27. Draw a scar on your forehead, buy Harry Potter glasses, and buy a shirt/robe that represents something Harry Potter would wear, and insist you are him.

28. Insist/tell people you are a wizard/witch.

29. Insist to workers that Muggles have gotten through Hogsmeade's Muggle security and try to get them to help you erase their memories.

30. Go around asking people, "Have you seen my pet toad, Trevor? I seem to have lost him."

31. Try to exchange "Muggle currency" for Knuts, Sickles, and Galleons.

32. Announce very loudly that you are a real wizard and have been invited to go to Hogwarts, and then run into the entrance of "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey".

33. Say "hello" to all of the portraits inside the castle.

34. Attempt to conversate with the portraits.

35. Get Voldemort's or Bellatrix's, or any Death Eater wand and then point them at people screaming, "I AM A DEATH EATER! FEAR ME!"

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45 Things To Do During An Exam

1. yo Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy)

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit"

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E . . ."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam

37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl's desk nearby

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it

42. Dress like the professor

43. Cross-Dress

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabrasy


20 THINGS TO DO AT A SCHOOL DANCE

1. Get somebody to act like they are driving a car beside you, and start screaming: "CAR CRASH! CAR CRASH!"

2. When the DJ says something into the microphone, whisper loudly, "THE VOICES! THEY HAVE RETURNED!"

3. When a song you don't know comes on, start singing really loud and out of key: "SOMETHING SOMETHING OH YEAH SOMETHING ELSE SOMETHIN SOMETHIN OH YEAH!!!!!!!!"

4. Get people to do the wave

5. Raise you hand like you are in school and say: "I NEED A HALL PASS!"

6. Follow people around.

7. When they turn and said, "Get away from me." Reply simply, "Its because your gay, isn't it?"

8. Start yelling: "THIS IS JIVE! YOUR ALL JIVE! THIS PLACE SUCKS!" and then push over a table, and walk away proudly.

9. Start dancing beside someone and whisper in their ear the song "OMG" by Will. I. Am. and Usher

10. Scream at the top of your lungs: "THE COPS ARE HERE! SCATTER!"

11. Take a dark bottle out of your pocket in plain sight and act like your going to spike the punch

12. If you get in trouble for doing that, take a drink of the bottle and say, "Dude, its Root Beer."

13. Find a piece of paper, write the Casey's number on it, and hand it to a desperate person with a wink

14. Well in a deep voice: "GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY! I WORK OUT! GIRL, LOOK AT THAT BODY!" and start singing Sexy and I Know It

15. If someone you don't know starts dancing beside you, scream at the top of your lungs and make a huge scene

16. When the slow dance songs come on, yell: "CHANGE IT TO HEAVY METAL!"

17. After you do 16, and if people look at you weird, yell: "ROCK!"

18. Take the dark bottle out and act like your drunk

19. Walk up to the DJ and say, "I have a song request." and say a really bad song

20. Make sure you get kicked out of that dance, or else this is just a waste of time


50 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

1. Start to follow someone who has a cart. When they turn to look at something take the cart and ride it like you did when you were a little kid and yell "FOR NARNIA!" if they try to stop you yell "psycho KILLER!"

2. Knocking down a tower of toilet paper or something! ;) like a huge pyramid of it...

3. If Walmart has no tower of toilet paper, build a pyramid of it and make demands like a pharaoh.

4. Ride a bike/skateboard through the store

5. Buy water guns and have a water gun fight with your friends.

6. Have a nerf gun war.

7. Stand in the freezers.

8. While standing in a freezer, blow on the glass and write swears

9. Take a bike horn and run around the store honking it.

10. If someone askes if they can help you find something, jump up and down screaming "WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE BOTHERING ME!!!"

11. Scream a bunch of weird stuff.

12. Play hide'n'seek with your friends.

13. Play tag.

14. Ride a bike (or trike, whatever your style) around the store, and when management comes to stop you, yell "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS!"

15. Sit in the check-out line and randomly quack.

16. Pretend you don't speak English well, and go talk to a staff member. In a very loud accented voice, ask them what isle they buy their fattness in. Or, just ask them something to that affect.

17. Get rolls of wrapping paper and pretend to kill people when they have their backs turned.

18. Get a witch hat and a long grey fake beard and find a staff. Stand in front of the bathrooms and stomp the staff on every word. Say to people that try to enter "YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!"

19. Put all the girl toys in the boy's isle and all the boy toys in the girl isle.

20. Go to the paint section. Take a paint card and insist that other shoppers tell you if that color makes you look fat.

21. Get a Slenderman morphsuit. Stalk little kids in the children's toys area.

22. Use thongs as sling shots and have a sling shot war with your friends.

23. Throw embarrassing thongs into people's carts when they're not looking.

24. Put on random mixed matched clothes you have no intention to pay for and run around screaming about aliens.

25. Make a male friend walk around the store in one of their neon bras and ask people "Does this look like it fits?"

26. Lecture about the importance of personal hygiene. (dress like a complete slob that day)

27. Buy bleach, gloves, a set of knives, and garbage bags. Go to the cash register and buy it with a straight face. Return a few days later and return them saying "Turns out I didn't need it. Someone already took care of the job. Watch their reactions.

28. Play red-rover with people that don't know they're playing.

29. Walk around pokeing people, and when they ask you to stop say "mommy would've said that." Then curl into a ball and cry. When they try and comfort you, say in a demonic voice "Don't friggen touch me peasant."

30. Scream inside the freezer at the top of your lungs saying you're frozen in time.

31. Fill shopping carts and leave them around the store in strategic places.

32. Beg to use the loud speakers, then sing One Direction at the top of your lungs.

33. Cram as many of the "Free Cookie" samples into your mouth as you can.

34. Find excuses to tell people your name is "Pat Mahigne".

35. Grab a plunger and chase people with it screaming "IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!"

36. Set out the G-I-Joe's and place them in a war against the Barbies.

37. Bet on the above war.

38. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

39. Propose to random people.

40. Grab the price scaner gun, and use it to threaten people.

41. Cram yourself into large duffle bags.

42. Attempt to cram others into large duffle bags, against their will.

43. Walk up to a janitor and say "I think we have a Code 4, in isle 3."

44. Run off with people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

45. Walk up to an old guy and say "Grandpa? You're Alive? It's a miracle!"

46. Lie down in the isle and pretend to/actualy sleep

47. Challenge people to duels with the wrapping paper.

48. Throw random boxes of items at people.

49. Run throughout the store, riding a broom. Pretend that the broom is your loyal dragon and whack anyone who doesn't get anyone out of the way with dictionaries. Say that the dictionaries are your dragon's fire weapon.

50. As your grand finale, gather people around and read FanFiction to children/people that are familiar with the subject.


I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys. ( As in a couple relationship )

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

- by Ravenhearst, copy and paste if you can relate to this.


The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 15kg. Now she almost has an eating disorder.
The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed.
The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.

Bullying is the ultimate form of cowardice, because they choose to pick on the ones they think won't stand up for themselves.


Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the triune God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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