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9 When One Becomes Two Becomes One Series: Unhinged; Agent of Chaos; Asking Death a hypothetical was clearly not a good idea. Harry never expected to be in two places at once, and yet here was…In two places at once. And some things in this universe looked awfully familiar… Hey, was that Luke Skywalker on that poster? And what's a mutant? You mean magic, right? Either way, SHIELD is funding his Lightsaber experiment.
Harry Potter & Avengers, T, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 16k+, favs: 143, follows: 91, 9/6/2020, Harry P.
26 Brutal, but Efficient Series: Unhinged; Agent of Chaos. Jasper never gave thought to turning someone into a vampire, but sometimes Fate decides to shove her Destiny-filled nose into things. Elly doesn't make it easy on him by going through life fangs first, but Jasper can't help being protective of his child. If only the Cullens could understand and accept that fact. Gen-ish. Implied Slash? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter & Twilight, T, English, Family & Horror, words: 12k+, favs: 325, follows: 167, 5/15/2020, Harry P., Jasper
9 The Cutest Demon Series: Unhinged; Agent of Chaos. After the last time went FUBAR, Harry learned how to ignore Jenova properly. As a result, when he is reborn as Sephiroth's 'oops' baby, he decides to make sure that his new daddy doesn't get taken over by the mean old lady and has a grand ole time doing it. GEN. Implied Slash? Don't Own. Complete.
Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 17k+, favs: 313, follows: 140, 1/31/2020, Harry P., Sephiroth
2 It was Self-Defense, I swear! Series: Unhinged; Agent of Chaos. Ben Solo grew up learning about the Force from Luke and flourished until the Jedi decided teaching over a dozen trainees at once was a good idea. Then Luke stopped taking Ben with him on missions. Then he started hearing whispers in the Force and strayed to the Dark Side… and who was this Harry brat? Gen. DON'T OWN. Complete.
Star Wars & Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 96, follows: 33, 1/17/2020, Luke S., Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Harry P.
3 Love Harry Dress-up King Series: Unhinged; Agent of Chaos. In a world where disputes are settled via fashion, what is a creature like Harry supposed to do? Settle down and learn fashion himself? Or find the big bad of the world and take it out? Eh, he'll just stalk his sister until something interesting happens. Gen. DON'T OWN. Complete.
Harry Potter & Love Nikki-Dress UP Queen, T, English, Supernatural & Family, words: 3k+, favs: 64, follows: 19, 12/18/2019, Harry P., Lunar
10 The Mostly Normal One Series: Unhinged; Agent of Chaos. Harry's purpose in this life was taking its sweet time to become apparent, so he killed time being The Popular Blonde Girl. But then… Vampires? Oh, well, that's more along the lines of what Harry would expect in an average lifetime. Now the question is, what is he supposed to do about it? They're the most boring vampires in existence. Don't Own.
Harry Potter & Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 139, follows: 69, 12/1/2019, Harry P.
17 The Pint-sized Jashinist Series: Unhinged; Agent of Chaos. Harry's been born in this universe a few times now, but something is different this time around. For starters, he wasn't born in Konoha. For another, his neighbour was very, very different. What's a totally OP kid to do when confronted with the Badmouth Immortal? Join him, obviously. Gen. Don't Own. One-shot.
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 6k+, favs: 355, follows: 153, 11/25/2019, Harry P., Hidan, Akatsuki
11 I volunteer too -- Elly, NO! Series: Unhinged; Agent of Chaos. Peeta Mellark's little brother loved him more than anything else in the world and Eldritch Mellark would do anything to protect his big brother. Anything. Like, take on the Hunger Games. Eagerly, even, what with Elly's 'unnaturalness' giving him an edge. But that's what you get when you let an Eldritch Being play murder games with kids. GEN.
Harry Potter & Hunger Games, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 4k+, favs: 256, follows: 108, 11/15/2019, Harry P., Katniss E., Peeta M.
302 You've Got a Brand of Magic Never Fails » Harry had never allowed anyone to have control over him, despite his circumstances, and he wasn't about to start now. However, he has a powerful urge to help that blond boy out, and more than enough magic to spare. So, 'Whatchu wish, I really wanna know' Tsume Yuki Prompt Response. Don't own. Probably Gen. Swearing.
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 23, words: 61k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/6/2019 published: 9/11/2018, Harry P., Naruto U.
17 His Reflection » Harry has just defeated Voldemort and subsequently disappears. Blaine is looking in his mirror after that fateful dance when his reflection falls out. But his reflection isn't him. This version is definitely unconscious. Cue: Panic! Don't Own. Gen. Slash. Het. Language.
Harry Potter & Glee, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 33k+, favs: 119, follows: 152, updated: 10/21/2019 published: 10/15/2019, Harry P., Blaine A.
44 Harry and All my New Dads » Jim's life was going great. He'd finally gotten Spock to date him. He was the Captain of his own starship. He had the best crew anyone could ask for. What else did he need? Apparently, a mischievous magical son. Don't Own. Swearing. Slash.
Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009, T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 23k+, favs: 301, follows: 411, updated: 10/9/2019 published: 9/10/2019, [J. Kirk, Spock] Harry P., L. McCoy/Bones
326 What? I'm a elf? YES! » Harry lived a long and full life. When he died, he expected to pass on into the afterlife. However, when he woke up in a smelly cave, he knew something was wrong. It started with him being tiny. But upon discovering his ears, he got excited. The people he met afterward just confirmed his excitement. He had no idea what was going on, but he liked it! Elfling!Harry. Gen. Swearing.
Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 13, words: 32k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/17/2019 published: 12/9/2018, Harry P.
1 Tom Riddle, Second Year Student 'This couldn't be normal... could it? Maybe I will just ask my roommates' Tom has found out something interesting about himself, but, even with the wonderful world of magic around him, can't believe that THIS would be normal... is it? Only one way to find it. ONE SHOT. PROMPT? Not sorry.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 672, favs: 8, follows: 5, 4/21/2019, Tom R. Jr.
28 Harry Potter and the Battle for Azeroth » Harry really didn't know what to expect when the Unspeakables called him in to help with 'something only he could do'... but a cursed computer? World hopping and dimension gateways? This wasn't it. As if being the Master of Death wasn't bad enough... World of Warcraft. Starts in Legion. Gen. Don't own.
Harry Potter & Warcraft, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 161, follows: 274, updated: 2/20/2019 published: 2/12/2019, Harry P.
12 The Ghoul's Wizard Egg "I'm not the protagonist of a novel or anything... but if you were to write a story with me in the lead role... It would certainly be a tragedy." Haise Sasaki wasn't always Sasaki and Kaneki Ken wasn't always Ken... He started life very differently, but the journey to where he is now is highly familiar. How will this story change when Kaneki Ken was actually Harry Potter? Gen.
Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, T, English, Horror & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 92, follows: 118, 1/21/2019, Harry P., Kaneki K./Haise S.
2 Magus Scroll The Wizarding World finally has the Internet! Shineganas ensue. ONE SHOT? Epilogue Compliant?
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 7, 10/1/2018, Harry P.
2 Finger Guns Prompt: Finger guns are actual guns for a day, but nobody knows until it's too late. COMPLETE. ONE SHOT.
Avengers, T, English, Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 7, 8/24/2018, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Dr. Strange/Stephen S.
2 Dark of the Night You don't want to disturb the things that go bump in the Dark of the Night... ONE SHOT? Complete?
Harry Potter, K, English, Horror & Drama, words: 517, favs: 6, follows: 4, 8/15/2018, Harry P.
3 It Happened During Lunch Lunch time is supposed to be relaxing... A break between the stressful classes... A time to meet your friends and eat some delicious food... But some people like to spice it up a little bit. One shot - COMPLETE.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 765, favs: 5, follows: 1, 8/11/2018, Percy W.
1 Harry's Room It wasn't supposed to be this way. Draco was a good kid, brought up by a nice family. He wasn't anymore. The events that had transpired had forced those thoughts out of his mind. All of this, Draco thought, could be placed on him. That man. If he had never met him, Draco's life would have been perfect. But he did meet him and things had never been the same since. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter, M, English, Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 7/14/2018, Harry P., Draco M.
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