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25The Dawn Will Come with Bad Advice » (Rated M for language) Dawn, an unsuspecting and average woman, is ripped through time and space into a different reality with mages, templars, and giant green tears in the sky. While utterly useless in battle, she has a gift for helping with paperwork and somehow becomes the reluctant counselor of the Inquisition's inner circle.
Dragon Age, M, English, Humor, chapters: 17, words: 41k+, favs: 57, follows: 74, updated: 5/22/2016 published: 4/13/2016, Cullen, Varric T., OC
29Side Effects » Random drabbles, mostly centered around dialogue. Coarse language. Rating may be upped, depending on future chapters. Possibility of future chapters pending. Locked doors are annoying.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 11k+, favs: 16, follows: 19, updated: 5/3/2016 published: 1/18/2008
1The Awkward Inquisitor Mira Trevelyan is a spoiled noble with a talent for saying and doing the wrong thing at the wrong time. Can she be the saviour Thedas needs in its time of crisis, or will she be too busy nervously vomiting behind that building over there?
Dragon Age, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 11/18/2015, Trevelyan
38Bastila's Undoing, and Random Conspiracies » hate sappy romance novels? hate Bastila? Love lottsa humor and conspiracy theories? Then this is the story for YOU! Newly revived! Man, I'm like a story necromancer! AhA!
Star Wars, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 14k+, favs: 14, follows: 11, updated: 3/13/2009 published: 3/2/2006
21WHAT? » A shameless 'self-insert', to an extent. Huzzah for bottomless RPG pockets and looting corpses! Rating may change with additional chapters. WARNING: Has SWEARING.
Star Wars, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 13, follows: 15, updated: 2/18/2009 published: 11/23/2008
1Domino City Dolts Two teen girls are transferred to Domino City and one is invited to a card game tourney despite the fact that she doesn't play the card game. What will happen? Probably something stupid! Intro chapter is up. It's just a crappy intro, people!
Yu-Gi-Oh, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 5/20/2008
39The Hellsing 'Institution' » Institution is right...as in they should all be institutionalized. Finally updated! W00T! Integra has finally had enough of Alucard's attitude and decides to do something about it! But will Walter pay the price? Or, more specifically, Walter's Xbox?
Hellsing, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 24k+, favs: 12, follows: 16, updated: 2/25/2008 published: 4/16/2007
38The Wonderful Adventures of a Moron » my first fanfic...and yeah. tis an ageless story of a scout that gets stranded with another person and things go from bad to weird. Watch out for coarse language. May cause minor skin irritation. The language, I mean...UPDATED! Revived! Undead! ARG
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 30k+, favs: 10, follows: 11, updated: 12/16/2007 published: 10/5/2005
10Putting the 'Sing' in 'Hellsing' » Another one of those wonderful 'man, if only I was there..' things. Except this isn't me, and mine always end up with huge amounts of humor, a notable lack of romance, and excessive profanity. This is no exception. And no selfinsert fic. Just to clarify.
Hellsing, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 6, follows: 7, updated: 4/18/2007 published: 4/6/2007
20Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Shut Up » Right. A self insert fic, but mostly reasonable. NO MARY SUE! I HATE that with a passion! See what happens when a vortex of doom appears and blueberry muffins are exchanged! New chapter up! I know, AGAIN!
Pirates of the Caribbean, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 10, follows: 7, updated: 11/28/2006 published: 10/2/2006
7 Where the Pufferfish Blows Sam is sent to the pet store! ...it's just a short one, but hey, whatever. TEENSY bit of language. PLEEZ R&R! please...
Splinter Cell, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 4/11/2006
8Daycare Espionage Not really ALL in a daycare, but it's central...a teensy bit of bad language...way too much insanity. SAM ROX MAH SOX!
Splinter Cell, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 4/6/2006
7 The Star Fromage cheese. that's all i gotta say...just read it. RR...and i don't mean 'rest and relaxation' by that.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor, words: 736, 3/2/2006
10 Holy Oceans of Bacon what happens in the dreams of an insane exdark lord of the sith? needless to say, i'm not quite sure. hopefully, it's nothing like what's in this story. plenty of bacon and insanity.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 3/2/2006
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