157I'm the Bad Guy, Duh » There's a wizarding Russian tradition if you throw a burlap sack over a woman's head and kidnap her, you may keep her as your wife. Hermione thinks this tradition is absolutely bonkers, barbaric and wants no part of it. "I am not going to be your housewife!" Hermione shouted. Dohohov only grinned. "I'm the bad guy, da. What did you expect, a Disney fairytale ending?" Antomione

54The Five People Sirius Takes to Hell » In which Sirius makes a deal with the devil and finally gets to enact revenge on his enemies while helping Harry kick Voldemort's arse. Also features a cute Hell owl, demon squad and a Victoria's secret angel, er, God's angel, to whom Sirius takes a liking but don't call her angel, ya misogynist! Dark comedy. Sirius/OC. Dumblebashing. Hermionebashing.

161Father-in-Law Issues » Hermione is married to Draco. So why is she dreaming of his dad? It's all wrong and morally repugnant except she can't stop her mind, or hands, from wandering to the older wizard. Neither can he. "What shall we say then?" he whispers to her. "Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound?" Very Dark Lumione. Note: Chapter 21-22 have been edited so there's more dialogue.

17Playing Doctor » Take trouble and make it double. When Dr. Hermione J. Granger has to give up her healer's practice and go into quarantine after a bad bout of magical dragon flu has gone around...she doesn't go into quarantine alone. Two redhead Weasley twins are eager to help her and also, well, they might've been the ones responsible for giving her the flu in the first place. Please read&review!

5Harry Potter and the Order of the Zero Waste » Saving the planet by destroying Voldemort Inc. is the greatest battle the chosen one, Harry Potter, will ever face, but he must do everything possible to reduce, reuse and recycle. The Death Eaters can't stop him if he beats them up and eradicates their 7 evil horcruxes. Harry Potter first takes on the first evil Horcrux hurting the ocean. "This one's for the whale!" Harry yelled.

45Pretty Parseltongue Woman » After Voldemort runs off to Cuba and forgets to pack his pet snake with him, Harry Potter is left taking care of one human snake animagus. But Nagini is nothing like he expected. And she has a lot to learn about the world because after living with Voldemort, she doesn't really understand anything about acting normal or not killing muggles. Written before Fantastic Beasts! 27k views

11 Rain Down Under » Water is wet. Hermione can't stop staring at Neville, or noticing how he's changed. Neville can't stop staring at the pretty brunette either. It's been years since they left Hogwarts and they only reunite to help as volunteers for the Australian wildfires. But can either work up the courage to be more than friends, or will hope be lost in the fires as well? Nevmione. Complete!

38Of Pumpkin Lattes and Things Long Past » Theodore Nott doesn't want things, he gets them. So when he is confronted with his reflection in the Mirror of Erised, he is suitably conflicted: for beside him stands, not a pureblood, but a mudblood. A very famous one. With bushy, brown hair and wide brown eyes. She'd never think of him as anything more than the Death Eater from the war, why couldn't he forget her too? THEOMIONE

64 The Remembrall » His Remembrall glowed red for two weeks until he finally realized what he should've done all along. When Hermione and Neville work together in herbology labs, suddenly their feelings change or is it just the pollen making them lust over each other? Neville/Hermione. Nevmione marriage. COMPLETE!

45While Your Lips Are Still Red » Sirius was trouble and a bit of an arsehole. But she'd been dating him since Hogwarts and it wasn't fair that Lily got everything, the house, the ring, the marriage and child...while Sirius's idea of romance was giving her a joke-shop ring and calling it a day. AU. Marauder's Era. James/Lily. Sirius/Hermione. 15k views, thanks for reading, please review :)