228Read the Last Page First » Hilarious Romantic Comedy ensues out of an unexpected arrangement that neither party knows about. Love and laughter and light, this story will delight!
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 153, words: 85k+, favs: 72, follows: 128, updated: 10/24/2022 published: 12/22/2015, Hermione G., Draco M.
658Nobody ever asked my birthday » "Neither can live while the other survives..." Yeah, that sounds like Harry Potter, alright. Except no, it really doesn't. In this story, we choose a far more likely candidate than Harry Potter for the prophecy.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Adventure & Family, chapters: 553, words: 363k+, favs: 232, follows: 290, updated: 8/5/2022 published: 3/11/2016, Harry P.
117Loose Snakes Loose Ends » A heartwarming conversation between Draco and Harry. Also Horses. And Snape has several unfortunate things happen to him, while Sirius tries to be a real, real dog. \n Previous Description: Harry and Draco are off to join the Travelling circus! (Okay, not really, Draco doesn't know what a circus is...) But they are running away...
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 70, words: 52k+, favs: 15, follows: 17, updated: 6/17/2022 published: 7/23/2015, Draco M.
70Safe Enough To Scream » Two people call Hogwarts home. Not a house to simply live in, but a sanctuary. One might even happen to notice that they find it safe enough to scream.
Harry Potter, M, English, Mystery & Romance, chapters: 155, words: 93k+, favs: 67, follows: 108, updated: 2/27/2020 published: 11/8/2016, Harry P.
3Nobody Ever Asked My Birthday: Folio Edition » Bound copies of a story that generates complaints because my chapters are too short. Authors notes have been removed from this version, in the main.
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Mystery, chapters: 41, words: 269k+, favs: 13, follows: 13, updated: 2/27/2020 published: 8/2/2019, Harry P.
51Grow Up or Die » Harry Potter is quite dead, and Draco Malfoy is very, very confused. Nothing is as it seems, and that's what's bothering him.
Harry Potter, T, English, Mystery & Adventure, chapters: 66, words: 34k+, favs: 15, follows: 24, updated: 2/26/2020 published: 10/21/2015, Draco M.
30In which Everything Goes Wrong » Harry Potter is trying to be a Hero. When Harry met Dumbledore at Kings Cross Station, he took the train back to the past. There have been a few slight detours along the way - for one, Harry James Potter is now a Dark Lord.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 24, words: 18k+, favs: 40, follows: 74, updated: 2/26/2020 published: 10/25/2019
163The Floating World » Draco Malfoy is in love... Whether he wants to be or not. He's pretty sure being in love isn't supposed to hurt this much
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 182, words: 96k+, favs: 96, follows: 151, updated: 2/20/2020 published: 12/2/2015, Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
53Crimson beyond blood that flows » Harry Potter decided to be just what his relatives called him. A criminal and a malcontent. Oh, and a freak, that too.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 39, words: 25k+, favs: 47, follows: 75, updated: 12/11/2019 published: 6/13/2018
10Just call me Mephistopheles » Despite the name, this is actually a Romantic comedy. I guarantee that by the end of the story, you will want to punch someone. Possibly the author. Blaise already knows exactly who he wants to punch.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 43, words: 24k+, favs: 12, follows: 15, updated: 12/3/2019 published: 5/6/2016, Draco M.
21 Thanks, but I'll just try the dragon » A story in which the damsel declines to be saved by the knight, and decides to try the dragon instead.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 7k+, favs: 12, follows: 19, updated: 8/22/2019 published: 5/8/2018, Hermione G.
1 Call me Homer Aliases say a lot about a person.
Harry Potter, K, English, Mystery, words: 305, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/9/2019, Draco M.
5Through the wall » As the saying goes, you should never back a rat into a corner, for then they have no choice but to fight. Draco Malfoy's taking the other option. You know, where you go through the wall.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 14, words: 7k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 7/29/2019 published: 3/7/2018
3 Never Prank Snape A prequel to Nobody Ever Asked my Birthday
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 7/11/2019, George W.
1 Sanctuary Redux Something lovely, dark and deep, resides in the heart of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama, words: 8k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 5/16/2019
What's the Damage? Harry Potter is an Auror. That's not surprising. What's endlessly surprising to Draco Malfoy is that Potter has actually managed to be a Man on the Force, not a Mascot or a Rising Star. Ordinary Joe Auror. NOTE: This deals with PTSD. Reality bites, triggers be damned.
Harry Potter, T, English, Mystery & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, 4/15/2019, Harry P., Draco M.
1 Outtake: Nobody ever asked my birthday Snape snarks it up in Dumbledore's office. Italics are Potter's thoughts.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 3/1/2019
12I'm your new best friend » Draco Malfoy shows up to call in a favor Hermione Granger never knew about.
Harry Potter, K, English, Friendship & Drama, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 12, follows: 41, updated: 1/18/2019 published: 12/10/2018, Hermione G., Draco M.
Golden Treacle Lies Tell a lie long enough, and make it truth. This one's the sticky sort of lie, like a flood of syrup.
Harry Potter, K, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 525, 12/21/2018
4Grace Note » It is always darkest just before dawn. Light a candle, and outshine the dark.
Harry Potter, K, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 7, updated: 12/6/2018 published: 12/4/2018, Severus S.
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