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Welcome to my page! I am 27 years old and I am a guy. I am GAY and I like Gay parings! However, I also like Hetero stories/pairings and stories with pranks/jokes. I am a resident of the United States and enjoy reading.

NOTE TO AUTHORS: I FULLY feel that there is NEVER a reason to write-over and/or erase a story. Writing over a chapter ("updating" it or rewriting it truthfully) or erasing the story to rewrite it should NOT be done. Instead, start a new story while leaving a message on the original story as a new chapter. If you get rid of the original story, several negative consequences happen:
*You lose the reviews on that story.
*The people who have "followed" the story are unable to ever find it again if they look for it.
*People can claim that you are coping someone else's story (your own) and not know that you were the creator
*Any Bookmarks that people have made for your story will be made into "Story cannot be found" pages
*The old stories show how you have grown as an author,. no story means that you just "started" writing again.
*The old story can still give you ideas on how to continue the story after you rewrite it.
*Sad but true, some old stories are just better than their rewrites. If you delete it, you cannot get it back...

The LOST: The following authors have been found to have died while being a part of the Fanfiction community and as a memorial, this section is made to honor them.

Living Paradox - Passed away Approx. May-June 2011. See final chapter posted in many of the works updated the first of August 2011 for a friend's message.

RedNemi - Passed away on January 16th, 2014. Was 17 years old. Apparently, the death was sudden. A sibling, 23blenders, is also on the site.

The Element Commander - Passed away September 2013. Apparently died due to a disease. Wrote stories for the Smash Bros. category and apparently had a great story under the name of "We are the Smashers". Had a sequel in the works when he passed away. The profile and stories of this writer have been deleted. A friend alerted readers to Element Commander's death in "We are the Smashers: A Final Farewell". Apparently the stories have not been recovered. PLEASE message me if you find any copies of these stories.

MSgt SilverDollar - Passed away at 0308 hours, June 22, 2015. Was a great-great-Grandfather. His stories were interesting and the troubles he suffered in the last year were deep. I hope that he gets the afterlife he deserves.

RECOMMENDATIONS!!! Below are stories that I believe are great stories. They are separated by origin story, alphabetically.

Final Fantasy: (includes all Final Fantasy Games)

A Change of Fate by Kiera27 - Final Fantasy VIII and Harry Potter Crossover - Harry wins the war but is told that the Ministry will never leave him alone. Magic sends him to Terra where he takes up the name ...Sorceress... Orion... At least he is still male!

Consequence by anime-dark-fairy - Final Fantasy VII - Darkness is the enemy. The inverse of Mako. Poisoning the land and killing everyone. Cloud gets sent back to prevent the damage of Jenova in an attempt to stop Darkness before it gets too firm a foothold. M/M content.

Of Lions and Monkeys by Beware the Ice - Final Fantasy VIII and IX Crossover - Both Squall and Zidane have lost their women in one way or another. When one falls into the other's world, can Zidane keep his hands out of Squall's pants? Yaoi.

Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld 49 Chapters - Final Fantasy VII - Cloud goes back in time. This time will be different. Better. Except he gets noticed too easily. Now what is he suppose to do when the TURKS are trying to draft him? Last Update - March 2018

Rewound Calamity by Amber-and-Ash - Final Fantasy VII - Cloud goes back in time with his team and several others. All seeking to fix ShinRa before it gets too much power. But why are the people no longer talking to each other?

Slow by Seven-Tu - Final Fantasy VIII - Zell is upset about the party celebrating Seifer's death. Squall joins him in his shower... Yaoi. Seems to be a one-shot.

The Little Guy by Toki Mirage - Final Fantasy VII - Cloud gets sent back in time, however he isn't interested in saving the world again. Instead he takes up a job as a janitor... but why does he keep running into Sephiroth?

Harry Potter:

A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter (Complete) 3 Chapters - What if Harry was found Guilty? What if Sirius took over the Ministry? What if Fudge became a Dark Lord?

Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage (Complete) 29 Chapters - Harry Potter escapes to another school, Dumbledore is after him and he learns new types of magic.

Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda 7 Chapters - Harry gets saved from the graveyard by calling out. Rescued by his family's enslaved demons, he takes the political world by storm. How? Oh, yeah. Harry is the KING. Last Update - January 2015

Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire (Complete) 4 Chapters - Fudge screws up by getting Harry declared Guilty. Just how bad?

Death's Pride by Paladeus 28 Chapters - Based on a challenge, Harry goes back in time to beginning of 3rd year and fixes the problems. HP/HG/LL Last Update - June 2008

Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 (Complete) 1 Chapter

Harebrained Heritage by Maken 9 Chapters - Story is about Harry finding out about his heritage, the wacky Potter family with all the fun times and the most severe case of WEIRD that the Wizarding World have ever seen. M/M featured. Last Update - January 2008

Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan - A "Harry goes back in time to the beginning" Story. Has been deleted. Hopefully still exists somewhere.

Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor 42 Chapters - Harry goes into the past from a future where he won. He seeks to change the past and uses a very heavy hand to get his way. Last Update - October 2010

Hurriyah by Emerald Falcon (Moved) 35 Chapters - Harry has been accepted into a University for expanding his world, and of course even more ways to die as well. Bumbling through his schooling, he tries to find love and avoid Death as often as he did while still at Hogwarts. Last Chapter - July 2019 *Author moved to AO3*

Knowledge is Power by robst (Complete) 30 Chapters - A Harry and Hermione Time Travel story where they leave Hogwarts and start up the Potter Institute of Spells and Sorcery.

Leaving it all behind by Amira Devant 18 Chapters - Harry is betrayed by those he trusts most. Fleeing for his shattered life, he finds out he will not survive for much longer. He seeks to ruin those betrayers and take Voldemort out before his end, but this new school he is in will help him along the way. Last Update - February 2019

Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot (Complete) 50 Chapters - An excellent, excellent story where Harry, after Year 5, goes on a trip to see the world before that prophecy kills him. On the way, all sorts of weird situations cause Harry to be confused with a multimillennial- age Dark Lord seeking to repay the world for his evil doings. Has a sequel.

Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 31 Chapters - Harry goes into the past and tries to fix the Wizarding World from the aspect of establishing a company that takes over making new advancements in technology and other things. Last Update - July 2008

Marriage in Mind by AzarDarkstar (Complete) - One Shot. Harry puts a "Marriage Contract" story in its place.

Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear - Instead of just Harry going back in time, his entire year goes back in time to their first year. Chaos ensues.

Poison Pen by GenkaiFan (Complete) 32 Chapters - Harry decides to take up the pen to correct some problems.

Raspberry Jam by vvc (Complete) 15 Chapters - Draco has his Transition coming up, where he inherits his family's magic and becomes a full adult. But he needs a (sexual) partner for his transformation. Of course he will not settle for just anyone. HPDM

Relief from Nightmares by ArielSakura 41 Chapters - When Harry is having too much to handle, Blaise steps up to support him in ways Harry didn't know he needed it. Last Update - April 2019

Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum 12 Chapters - (Crossover with Percy Jackson) Harry becomes a Gorgon from a mix of Phoenix Tears and Basilisk Venom. Moving on with his life, he is raised by Medusa and eventually moves out on his own. His secluded life is interrupted by the plight of the Demi!humans and he takes matters into his own hands to save the children. Last Update - March 2017

Shadow Magic by Lomonaaeren (Complete) 7 Chapters - Harry has an additional power from being a Horcrux, and he uses that power to keep himself safe. To bad for those who want him to succumb to his destiny. HPTN. Sequel is Shadows After War

Shadows After War by Lomonaaeren (Complete) 4 Chapters - Sequel to Shadow Magic, this continues the story slightly into expanding Harry's new life.

The Bitter Hug of Mortality by She Who Cannot Be Turned 27 Chapters - Harry is not a wizard, and the Potters don't know what to do with him. Treading slowly through life, he eventually learns of his purpose. He is the last Necromancer. And his Lord Beli, Death, is going to teach him his role, and the purpose of sending on the spirits. Last Update - July 2018

The Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika (Abandoned) 25 Chapters - Harry goes back to the beginning. Vampire Harry, Harry takes control of Voldemort's Death Eaters. HP/LM Last Update - March 2009

The Founders' Heir by Renatus 43 Chapters - Harry and other characters are trained by the Founders to guide Magic. When Harry is summoned, his disappearance causes others to think he died, but instead a new wizard is moving around and causing mischief for the Dark. Last Update - January 2012

The Pureblood Conspiracy by Nom9de9Plume 28 Chapters - Great story, has Dumbledore evil and Tom misguided. And has Harry taking charge. Last Update - June 2009

Viing Gut Zii Yah by ZeldinaDreamermoon (Complete) 100 Chapters - Elder Scrolls Crossover - Harry gets whisked away to another land where le learns about his place as a Dragonborn. And then is returned to where he left, right before the Mother Dragon he was suppose to face.

When Is It a Contract by Aealket (Complete) - One Shot. Luna is a Question-teller. A person who Seers the answer to any question asked. And Harry gets out of the Tournament with the help of a few pointed questions.


A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons - Naruto is unable to pass with the "alternate test". Iruka helps Naruto thru the next year and to grow strong.

A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons (Complete) 1 Chapter - Sandaime takes over Naruto's life for a month to see how bad it is.

The Academic by Jawsett - Naruto in a technology style where he loses control over the Kyuubi in exchange for amazing tech that others dont understand.

An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge (Complete) 29 Chapters - Naruto is banished. He moves to Sunakagure. Naruto/Temari

Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat - Little 6 year old Naruto gets allowed to participate in a poker game with the Heads of most the clans and the Hokage... With his luck? He will win all of Konoha!

Escape Artist by Fiorea - "Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. MinaNaru, shounen-ai, angst, timetravel."

Fox Love by Ashchu97 (Complete) 1 Chapter - Naruto and Kurama love one another. In order for Naruto to live for as long as Kurama, he must shed his human form and become like Kurama, a 9-Tailed Demon Fox. The event may just scare Konoha more than Naruto on a sugar high.

Fuinjutsu by Eleature - Naruto sent back in time to before the show.

Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll - Naruto decided to glare back at all of Konoha with his Shadow Clones. Also has Naruto smarter than regular but not really a Genius!Naruto.

Guardian of Fire by Agni - Naruto goes back in time and helps his father and himself.

Hidden Talent by Out of Breath (Currently Missing)

Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter (Complete) 27 Chapters - Naruto gets crippled as a child and, as his limbs are puppets, the Civilian Council bans him from going to the civilian school, while the limbs prevent him from learning to become a shinobi. Not that something as simple as that would stop Naruto...

Naruto: Kazama Ascendant by Justareader80

Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice - Naruto gains the power of puppetry. Enemies (and Konoha) beware!

Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren - Naruto interested in seals, Sasuke, and Sakura make one of the best teams ever seen. Kakashi then takes them and makes Team 7 the team to watch.

Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel - Think of the show... as an RPG. Yeah, Naruto is the player of an RPG where he is the Main Character. With Stats and everything. Completely awesome!

Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE (Complete) 13 Chapters - Naruto Banished, makes new village, seeks revenge on Konoha. Gets his revenge. Naruto/Hinata

Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel 33 CHapters - Naruto is banished. He goes off and makes a new village - The Village Hidden in Heaven... Last Update - November 2018

Phantom Brave by WraithRune - Naruto can summon spirits (the dead) to help fight. Based on an ability from a Video Game.

Reasons to Be Uke by Hanbun no Tsuki - Naruto gets Sasuke to be his Uke and I do not even think Naruto knows how that happened. :P

Rise of the Chained Souls by StormFox02 - Naruto's hatred attracts the Heartless who then attempt to consume him. Instead, the combination of the seal, his parents, and the Kyuubi makes them into his pets. Using these Akutama, Naruto is able to enslave anyone he wishes. He uses these special Heartless to build his harem.

Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 53 Chapters - One Piece Crossover - Naruto, long after the series is over, takes on a trip out into the East. And there, he finds a much bigger world, still in strife. He builds up a crew to promote peace throughout the world, cause he wants to. Last Update - November 2018

The Academic by Jawsett - Naruto meets a lady Who is an Academic. She finds and uses the Kyuubi as a power source to enable Naruto to become an Academic too and using his technology, he prepares to become a powerful shinobi.

Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil - Slight crossover with Final Fantasy VII concerning Materia. Naruto gains Materia... And the world goes to Hell. (Just kidding :P)

Warmth of a Cold Touch by ChocolateRedVelvet - Haku lives, Helps Naruto. Not much else yet. Naruto/Haku and Naruto/Kimimaro.


Too Late by Blackrose197666 (Complete) 82 Chapters - Pyro/MultipleMan, some Pyro/Iceman

Zelda, The Legend of:

Congruent by Sincosma (Complete) 40 Chapters - Link doesn't return to the past in OoT. With time distorted, new enemies threaten Hyrule. And new thoughts about Sheik threaten Link's attention. Link/male!Sheik Extremely well written.

Lingering Fragments by Askani Blue (Complete) 17 Chapters - Sheik ends up being a mask that Zelda has. During a few missions Link is on shortly after OoT, Link discovers that Sheik is still alive in the mas and he seeks to break Sheik free.

The Prince And Consort Of The Light by Sweet-Hearted SilverEars (Complete) 21 Chapters - Link/Ralis

Time to Save the World … Again by ZeldinaDreamermoon (Complete) 53 Chapters Sequel - Little Harry wishes with all his heart, and he travels to a world where fairys follow kids dressed all in green. Harry/Link. Incredible story.

The Triforce Wars by ryttu3k (Complete) 15 Chapters - Link finishes OoT. He is sent back and lives the Child timeline for 8 years before Zelda calls him back to the Temple. He fell into friendship and love for Sheik. Then he lost him at the end of the Imprisoning War. She sends him back in time to be with him. Link/Sheik.

Twist of Fate by Living to Laugh and Love (Complete) 16 Chapters - Link returns to the past, but Sheik still haunts him. While traveling through the desert, he encounters another who looks just like Sheik but who is Zafir and is he really Sheik?


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: 'Knowing when to come in out of the rain', 'Why the early bird gets the worm', 'Life isn't always fair' and 'Maybe it was my fault'.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies ('Don't spend more than you can earn') and reliable strategies ('Adults, not children, are in charge'). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports started pouring in such as a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only continued to worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. His health declined even further when schools were required to get Parental Consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student, but were unable to inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense's life took a sharp decline as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became recognized as businesses, and criminals started receiving better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense had a major medical attack when it was ruled that you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home, and that burglar could sue you for the assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, "Truth" and "Trust" years prior; his wife, "Discretion" 20 years ago, his daughter, "Responsibility" soon after, and his son, "Reason" just soon after his sister.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; "I Know My Rights", "Someone Else Is To Blame", and "I'm A Victim". They have already started arguing over his possessions. Not many attended his funeral, so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall always remember you, Mr. Sense.

Story Ideas!!!

The following are story ideas that I would like to see. If anyone would like to use any, please tell me. Other than that, I don't care. the only reason that I want to know is so I can (and will) place the story here as advertisement and as approval.


A Diamond in the Rough: Naruto has a bloodline that Sarutobi tells him of the day Naruto became a ninja. Quite abnormal, but still useful, Naruto has the ability to use gems as weapons. Sapphires, Emeralds, Rubies, and Diamonds allow Naruto to preform bizarre stunts. Big problem though, How does NARUTO get money for gems? I also want the necklace Tsunade gave Naruto to be an Emerald. Also, if anyone does use this idea, how neat would it be if Sarutobi gave a diamond to Naruto and he sealed Haku away from his death, thus saving him?

Things for thought, Naruto and Harry Potter.

Sasuke/Naruto From Naruto: (I always write the Seme/Uke way) I really don't see Naruto submitting to Sauske after all that he goes through. I do see Naruto/Sasuke happening and do enjoy those stories but the Sasuke/Naruto stories always has Naruto being helpless or Sasuke's slave. Naruto wants to be the most powerful to PROTECT his precious people. Why would he throw that away for Sasuke?

The Character - Sasuke From Naruto: I really don't like him. He has the entire village at his beck and call. He has a bloodline and has Kakashi only training him. Then he leaves, Why? Because Naruto trains his tail off and gets a little power. Then Sasuke gets the Cursed Seal and guess what? Thats right he almost KILLS Naruto. Let me get this right... Sasuke Curse Seal = Automatic power enough to kill the Kyuubi. (the 'Lifepower' of Naruto)

Timetravel to the Age of the Marauders From Harry Potter: I really like timetravel to the past. This includes stories that someone goes back to the beginning of the story and redo their entire history. However, why do some people insist on sending Harry, Hermione, and other people to the Marauders Age? I can not stand the idea of the pairings involved and while I enjoy Incest and Yaoi, I cannot stand hearing Harry pine for his father when he is the same age as Harry.

The Council from Naruto: According to what I know, a council is a group that advises a leader. They take care of less important objectives and leave the leader with the more important duties. From what I see, The council in Naruto doesn't do any of its required duties. They are against the best for Konoha if they continually support Danzo and his ideals as well as being against the Hokage. WHY would the Council want to lead Konoha into a war when their own people would end up dieing? Even moreso, Where do they get their power? The Hokage has to do countless paperwork and they spend their time arguing and trying to weaken Naruto and others. (I get the impression that Anko was effected by their "noble" work) May the almighty being above us all please bless the authors that put them in their place.

Older People/Naruto From Naruto: Why does everyone want Naruto with someone older? (Mostly). I do not and can not see Naruto getting with the following people: Anko, Tsunade, Kurenai, Shizune, etc...

AU and what it means: People seem to use this term far too much. AU stands for Alternate Universe (AR stands for Alternate Reality). This is used when characters are placed in a whole new world. This is NOT when the book or show splits off from the story. Examples are below:

These stories are AU:

Harry Potter Highschool fic. Everyone in highschool (maybe named Hogwarts). May include magic. No storyline from Harry Potter books.

Naruto falls into a portal and is trained to become a Dragon Rider. (From Eragon - Inheridence Cycle)

These stories are NOT AU:

Harry Potter is kidnapped by the mafia because he is their next leader. He uses his position to defeat Voldemort.

Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha and travels to Wave. There, he finds Haku, alive for some reason, and together they begin to build their own village. The timeline/storyline of Naruto still is the same (Orochimaru attacks Konoha, Akatsuki is still after Naruto, Sandaime still dies)

The main difference is if the storyline is continued after the fanfiction has split from the main story. If it does, the story is an AR. If it doesn't follow the storyline at all, then it is an AU.

The Character - Sakura From Naruto: I really can not say enough about how I hate this individual. I have seen many fanfictions where naruto brings Sasuke back and she starts hitting him. If Sasuke was retrieved from the VoTE, I really see Sakura trying to kill Naruto. Just because Sasuke was hurt. Bash her until she bleeds rainbows. (or until dead.)

Naruto/Sakura from Naruto: See above, I do not ever see Naruto happy with someone that hurts him continuously. Burn in Hell Sakura.

Naruto's Kage Bunshin from Naruto: I do not hate using clones per say, however I disagree with the idea of making 100s to learn another ability faster. I believe Naruto can learn from Kage Bunshin but is unable to do anything else. The only thing a Kage Bunshin should be able to do is learn an easier way of performing a task. For example: Clones shouldn't be able to increase chakra through chakra control exercises (tree-climbing, water-walking, etc...) but instead find easier ways to perform them. Anyone that preforms the same task multiple times will tend to find faster or more efficient ways of performing. This is what Kage Bunshin should be focused on. That and learning. It tends to show with reading a book: If I had one clone read a book and then merge back, I could say I have read the book. If I instead had 50 read that same book, I would better remember that book, however would still only have read that book. 50 times of course, but there is nothing new to read after the first time. Kage Bunshin should only have 5 purposes: 1-spying/surveillance, 2-mass learning (raid library), 3-enemies for training, 4-stress reliever (same thing as 3), and 5-for battle.

Main Uke Syndrome from everywhere: I am gay so please look at this problem from my perspective. Why does every yaoi pairing seem to center around the main (male) character being the uke all the time? I really do not see why the same person pushing the story always has to be bottom. On top of that, why does this main uke almost always seem to be paired with his greatest rival/the one that took everything away? Below is a compilation of the most popular yaoi pairings containing the "main uke" that I disagree with:

Sasuke/Naruto - Naruto - see above
Seth/Cloud - FF VII - He burned down his home and killed his friends. Etc.
Seifer/Squall - FF VIII - He is the rival that turned against the 'good guys' anymore said?
Kuja/Zidane - FF IX - exotic, however exact same as above
Draco/Harry - Harry Potter - Another that I don't understand. Especially the stories where Draco is Harry's mate and gains total control over him. THIS IS THE MOST COMMON PAIRING! Followed by the next:
Snape/Harry - Harry Potter - This is the second most common Yaoi (slash) pairing in this book series. The guy that was tormented by Harry's father and has taken a personal mission to punish him for everything. Do people forget that this slimeball has punished Harry (and co.) for breathing?
Voldemort/Harry - Harry Potter - And this is the third most common pairing. Usually combined with Raped!Harry, this is the person who has set Harry up with a parentless life. Personally! AND he is the person who is actively truing to kill Harry for the duration of the books. Only his own arrogance prevented Harry from death... multiple times. Why would he want to keep Harry as a lover?
DarkLink/Link - Zelda - Not only is this odd, I like the pairing. My problem is the fact that a SHADOW is the abusive, dominate partner and can always just slaughter a friend of Link's if he needs to keep him in line.

Do people really hate the main character so much that they would toss this main character to the one person hating them the most? Even if love could happen, why would these people allow themselves to be dominated by a person that has done such evil to them?

This is further compounded by stereotypes. A Dominate/Seme person in the relationship is not always the tallest, biggest, strongest, or cockiest. The opposite is also true for the Submissive/Uke. I am a seme. I am also short. I enjoy having the person I am with to surround me in hugs and affection. I am still the person who will kick the rear of anyone who bothers the person I love. It may be physical. I have been known to throw 100 pound tables at people. It may be socially. I have been known to expose secrets in a massive scale in the past. It may just be emotional. But I am the one who takes care of the problems. And I do not receive. So, who is the Seme and who is the Uke in my relationship? Here is a hint if you couldn't tell from the beginning of this paragraph, I don't follow stereotypes well...

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