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And the New »
"I'll see you again soon, won't I? Once you're a knight of the Kingsguard."/"Yes. You will. That's what Sansa says. You'll be a queen, and she'll be a princess, and I'll be your knight!" - Years later, that's true, but it's more complicated than that. (In which fem!Jon becomes Robert's second wife, and Bran carries on his dream of being a knight.)
A song of Ice and Fire, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 7, words: 43k+, favs: 151, follows: 109, updated: 4/28/2017 published: 4/12/2017, Jaime L., Jon S., Robert B., Bran S.
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Red, the Colour of Desire »
"The fact none of our children can keep it in their pants long enough to stop us constantly walking in on them is not my fault," says Cat. "Hmm," says Ned, which doesn't entirely make it sound like he believes her. Granted, the fact he currently has her hoisted up on the kitchen sink with her knickers around her ankles probably doesn't help. (Modern AU)
Game of Thrones, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, favs: 28, follows: 12, updated: 4/27/2017 published: 4/13/2017, [Catelyn S., Eddard S.]
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Lyssophobia »
"The dragon must have three heads."/"They say when a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin." Rhaegar Targaryen fulfills a prophecy. He's just not sure which one.
A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Angst & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 28k+, favs: 35, follows: 15, updated: 4/23/2017 published: 4/14/2017, Rhaegar T., Lyanna S., Aerys T., Elia M.
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Crow and the Sea
'He tried ignoring the sea, he tried talking to the sea, he tried hating the sea, he tried sympathy for the sea, he tried just being in the same world as the sea.' (In which Bran tries, and fails, to make sense of Theon Greyjoy.)
A song of Ice and Fire, T, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 4/12/2017, Theon G., Bran S.
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Coincidence
"We uh – used to go out," Jeyne explains, and then pauses. "Hang on, have you two met?" (Or, Robb Stark might have a nurse fetish, and it might get the better of him.)
A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 5, 2/27/2017, Robb S., Jeyne W., Talisa M.
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Second Star
Perhaps only a Stark can love another Stark. Perhaps only a Targaryen can love another Targaryen. But there are no other Targaryens. (Or, in which Jon is married to Dany, but in love with Sansa, and Dany knows it.)
Game of Thrones, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 43, follows: 18, 2/27/2017, [Jon S., Sansa S.] Daenerys T.
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For Something Completely Pointless
"I am going to miss you." Robb keeps saying that, and Theon's mother always said, the more times you say something, the less you believe it.
Game of Thrones, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 2/27/2017, [Theon G., Robb S.]
The Virtuous Maiden
Robb leaves marks. No matter what they do, how they do it, Robb always leaves a mark - messy purple splotches contaminating Theon's jawline, his throat, his collarbone, nothing like the firm straight line Robb's lord father would leave.
Game of Thrones, M, English, Angst & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 2/27/2017, [Theon G., Robb S.]
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As a Guilty Mum
"You bought a two hundred quid silver teething ring!" (Or, Cat is not lending Lysa a penny ever again.)
Game of Thrones, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 4, 2/27/2017, Catelyn S., Lysa A.
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Debts, Unpaid
He could never do this to Dany – she is too young, too innocent, she hasn't even bled yet. He cannot do this to Daenerys – she will be his wife one day. (Or, in which Viserys prostitutes himself to keep Dany safe, and in the long term it has the opposite effect.)
Game of Thrones, M, English, Angst & Family, words: 965, favs: 10, follows: 8, 2/27/2017, Daenerys T., Viserys T.
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The White Sheep
Modern AU, crack. Bran loves his older siblings. Really he does. Just... not as much as they all love each other.
Game of Thrones, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 4, 11/12/2016, Bran S.
Gold
Somewhere deep beneath the night's sea, Theon dreams of something vast and black but not gold, no, glinting silver in the moonlight. A Kraken.
Game of Thrones, M, English, Angst & Supernatural, words: 1k+, 11/12/2016, Theon G.
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Brothers, Lovers, and Enemies
"Perhaps it's not me you believe deserves to be punished." The man who killed his brother, the man who tried to kill his brother, close enough.
A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 4, 11/12/2016, [Robb S., Theon G.] Jaime L.
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Summer Fruits
Up on the wall, Jon hasn't heard some very important news. Stannis might be the worst possible person to tell it to him.
A song of Ice and Fire, K+, English, Angst & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 11, 11/12/2016, Jon S., Stannis B.
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Hiding Places
"It's not your lord father I have to worry about. Or your lady mother. Or Lord Robb, or Princess Sansa, or even little Rickon the babe. No. It's you. You're the one this whole family revolves around. Without you, they'd all fall apart." Long ago, Theon figured something out. Now, he talks to someone he knows who doesn't know him, wonders who's watching him, and what happens next
A song of Ice and Fire, K+, English, Angst & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 11/12/2016, Theon G., Bran S., Rickon S.
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Loved I Not Honour More
Theon is not Robb's brother, not even a bastard one, and he cannot love him like a brother. Robb is the bastard, deceitful and dishonourable, and Jon is their father's true heir. Jon has always been loved, but the love has never been better than anything.
Game of Thrones, M, English, Angst & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 6, 11/12/2016, Jon S., Robb S., Theon G.
The Princess and the Crone
Genderbent!Theon au. When Ramsay takes her, everyone thinks she's dead. The north hates her, but since she was a hostage of the north and supposedly brutally killed by northerners the Iron Islands elevate her to "legendary tragic dead woman" status in the style of Ashara, etc. Until she escapes from Ramsay, she has no idea of this.
Game of Thrones, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 11/12/2016
Lies, and the Liars Who Tell Them
"The Theon he knew never cried. This isn't him. But neither was the Theon who hacked off Rodrik Cassel's head while Bran cried and begged him not to. Perhaps the Theon he knew was no real Theon at all." Bran uses his powers to talk to someone he's not seen in many years. It's a painful experience for the both of them.
Game of Thrones, T, English, Angst, words: 6k+, favs: 13, follows: 8, 11/12/2016, Bran S., Theon G.
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Winter Roses
Lyanna Stark is engaged to Robert Baratheon. She falls in love with Rhaegar Targaryen. Ned is... involved.
Game of Thrones, T, English, Family & Angst, words: 6k+, favs: 21, follows: 7, 11/12/2016, Lyanna S., Eddard S.
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Animal Kingdom
'He's twenty five, seventy, a hundred and ten, two hundred and twenty five, forty thousand. He began, he must have began or else he would not be, but there's no point he just popped into existence and it's becoming a bit of an irritation.' In which Australia has something of an existential crisis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers, K+, English, Angst, words: 769, favs: 19, follows: 1, 1/28/2013, Australia, England/Britain