Hey Guys, My name is xXDarkness'sAngelXx , but you can just call me Angel. Okay you have to call me Angel.

IF YOU DON'T NIGGA I'LL HACK YOUR COMPUTER AND BEAT YOU UP! anyway...

Let's pass the time by talking about me... (attention hogger)

I love Percabeth

I am a dragon ball fan/Fairy Tail( if you are too just write DBZ IS AWESOME/GRAY FULLBUSTER IS AWESOME in the reviews and say who your favorite character is for proof and I'll just might give a shout out to you in my future stories)

ANIME IS LIFE

FAV SONGS:This Little Girl, Heroes, like a G6, Harder Better Faster Stronger, Somebody, and thousands more...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Aww, man.)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmallows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

hello losers

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. - I was trick into reading this

These are my traits:

Weird, funny, smart, dumb, enthusiastic, not a normal girl(but really define normal),

very weird, irresponsible, clumsy, and not good at math.

Why don't you tell me what your traits are? I'm a very curious person.

Oh, I forgot 1 trait. I'm very lazy. That's why I'm being so slow in my updating progress. I'm Working on chapter 2 right now so don't worry.

I'll even give a seek peek right now.

A Messed Up Cinderella Story Chapter 2

I no longer had my room because Helen made me go up to the attic instead. Now my room is now considered the “guest room” even though we already had one! When I confronted her about this she just said “we needed more room for the guests” even though we rarely had any and when we do it’s just like 2-3 people. So I rushed down to the kitchen and opened the fridge and took out some eggs and bacon and started cooking. “Hurry up Annabeth!” Helen screeched. I thought my ears were going to pop of but thank the gods they didn’t. “Mommy, it’s okay. We can just have cereal.” Said bobby. Damn, I love my brothers I thought randomly. While I was cooking I noticed a strange pair of green eyes looking through the window.

Percy’s Pov (didn’t expect that did you?)

I was playing on my phone when I smelled a smell of bacon and eggs in the neighbor’s house. I told my mom that I was going to the neighbor’s house. Oh hi there I didn’t know you were here name is Per- wait a second, you probably already know me. Everyone in town knows me because I work at a little shop in across a library with my mom on Main Street. Anyway as I was saying, I walked up to the front porch and was about to knock when I heard distant talking from the house. I peeked through the open window and my eyes locked on a pair of gray ones. How strange, I thought. I haven’t seen gray eyes before. But I haven’t seen a lot of things in my life yet. I was just 17. As I looked at her she tried to tell me to knock but no luck what so ever. So finally she opened the door to find me with a look of confusion on face. Now I could see her whole body that looked fantastic- Whoa there Perce, you just met her. You know what happened with Rachel.

Mawhahahaha now you have to wait till I post the chapter!

but I'm not that evil you have to read the story for details but i'll give you the summary of the story between Percy and Rachel.

percy met Rachel she was nice until when they older she broke up with and got a new bae and blah blah blah you happy now?!

okay. favorite my stories if you like seek peeks.

5 review=percabeth moments

10 reviews= Annabeth and sally moment

20 reviews= we meet Rachel and her new boyfriend

See you guys, hope you like my story! it gets better!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!