i am eyes_of_mystery, my reviewers name is also Hazel.
lets see, about me...
i love to read, I love to write, but I suck at it. i have a bad case of ADD and tend to lose focus easily, so I do not have any writings 'posted' of my own. For I do not wish to leave eager readers hanging out in the wind, when I forget to post or have bad writers block.
i will read pretty much anything, as long as it keeps my interest. I lean more towards Fantasy and Sci-Fi, but I love a good mystery here and there. Every once in a while I will even lean a little towards the more scarier side of fiction. I love zombies. Brains num num num num!!
I love to talk, read, write, review, and give advice, so if you are every looking for a good sounding board, or just en ear to rant to I am your gal.
'Lost Voices' by Sarah Porter (this is her first book)
'Dragon riders of Pern' by Anne McCaffery well pretty much any of her books, but I didn't like 'the Ship Who Sang'
Any of Sandra Hills Viking series (these are hilarious romances that throw in some raunchiness to catch you off guard. you have been warned. *wink wink*)
the 'Mercy Thompson' series by Patricia Briggs (Werewolves) action paced and really funny at times. I love Mercy's dark humor
and I am a dork I know, but I have to add... 'The Idiot's Guide too...' they are educational and the author is really funny
well that's all I can think of at the moment.
A SIMPLE FRIEND VS. A REAL FRIEND:
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your car?
She's my sister. Break her heart and I'll break your face.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a week ago.
Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Don't count the days, make the days count
Yeah, the grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow
Be thankful for what you have, because it's probably more than most
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
We all smile in the same language
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? (Yep!)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quiet
Intelligence has limits, stupidity deosn't.
Smile...it confuses people!
If it wasn't for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candle light.
A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand
He who laughs last thinks slowest
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort