2k+ Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki » by LinzRW A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 89, words: 209k+, favs: 891, follows: 395, updated: 5/16/2020 published: 4/22/2011, Akatsuki
747 Consider Yourselves Kitties » by DaniZaraki What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls, and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. 1/3 of the Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Terrible writing warning lol
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 39, words: 179k+, favs: 283, follows: 248, updated: 7/7/2019 published: 8/18/2014, Akatsuki, OC
157Rainbow Fireworks (Akatsuki Kittens) » by Konoha's Springtime Angel What happens when a curse jutsu is placed on the Akatsuki, turning them into cats and sending them to the house of four childish siblings looking for companionship? Some things for sure: revelations, friendships, and family bonding! YahiKonan, ObiRin, slow but eventual DeidaraxOC, related to canon. Rated T for curses and violence. The first installment of the Rainbow Series.
Naruto, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 57, words: 301k+, favs: 74, follows: 76, updated: 9/5/2018 published: 1/11/2018, Deidara, Obito U., Akatsuki, OC
3k+ When Gods Go Criminally Insane » by LinzRW Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 73, words: 207k+, favs: 366, follows: 318, updated: 6/11/2017 published: 6/27/2012, Akatsuki
3k+ Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal » by LinzRW Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 84, words: 197k+, favs: 434, follows: 235, updated: 6/26/2012 published: 8/13/2011, Akatsuki