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Golden Opportunity »
Modern AU. Out with his friends for his birthday, Jaune isn't really convinced about rounding off the night with a trip to the strip club. He goes along anyway, and soon discovers that actually, strip clubs aren't all that bad. Multiple ships, enter at own risk.RWBY, M, English, chapters: 15, words: 67k+, favs: 99, follows: 113, updated: 1/26 published: 2/6/2022
165Found »
Amazed to have survived the shipwreck that took her husband and over three years from her, Iduna finally makes it home to find a great deal has changed in that time. Elsa/Anna Iduna/Elsa/Anna (warning for incest)Frozen, M, English, chapters: 28, words: 76k+, favs: 203, follows: 268, updated: 11/17/2024 published: 11/27/2019, [Anna, Elsa, Queen Iduna]
8Hunt »
AU Adam!Vlad. At fourteen, Adam Giles is already a trained slayer, counting down the two years until he can finally go out and hunt down the vampires who killed his father Michael. Meanwhile, his boyfriend doesn't even believe in vampires. Adam/JonnoYoung Dracula, T, English, chapters: 8, words: 27k+, favs: 14, follows: 25, updated: 11/20/2023 published: 10/27/2016, Vladimir D., Jonathan V. H.
149Curious »
AU. Vlad can't help but be fascinated by the girl at school, the one who doesn't smell right and who seems to be exhibiting familiar signs... dimidius!Ingrid fullvampire!Vlad Vlad/Ingrid (warning for future incest)Young Dracula, M, English, chapters: 39, words: 55k+, favs: 69, follows: 71, updated: 11/3/2023 published: 8/6/2018, [Ingrid D., Vladimir D.]
2 Parent Trap »
(mAU) What are the odds of identical twins who don't know each other dating identical twins who live together? Probably pretty low, but that's the situation these four find themselves in. Past traumas and current secrets may make things more complicated than a simple, unexpected reunion. Hiccup/Haden/Astrid/Lillian in various configurations (warning for incest Murderer Hiccup)How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 23, follows: 25, updated: 8/29/2023 published: 8/25/2022
1Dating »
Is it still a date if the fam are there and there's (almost) no possibility of running in to murderers? The Doctor isn't quite sure. At least they were going before Jack the Ripper was active. 13/River/Master three-shot. Sequel to Jailbreak, Harmony and Complicated.Doctor Who, M, English, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 8/27/2023 published: 5/9/2022
Introduction
Modern AU, set during Chapter 5 of Camera. Enjoying her working holiday out in America, Astrid meets someone looking to venture in to the sex work industry. She very kindly offers to give him a fun and easy introduction into their world. Jack Frost/Astrid Hofferson one shotHow to Train Your Dragon, M, English, words: 4k+, favs: 10, follows: 6, 3/2/2023
Sunshine
Modern AU. A quiet day at the beach, enjoying the warmth on her skin and seeing the freedom her lover felt... what else was Valka going to wish for on her birthday? Unrelated trans!Hiccup/Valka one shot.How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, words: 3k+, favs: 11, follows: 9, 2/13/2023, [Hiccup, Valka]
15 Shades »
Modern AU. When Hiccup catches her reading a book he disapproves of, her son takes it upon himself to teach Valka the true meaning of shades of grey. Hiccup/Valka Valcup (warning for incest)How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, chapters: 8, words: 24k+, favs: 95, follows: 88, updated: 2/1/2023 published: 12/15/2018, [Valka, Hiccup]
16Rebound »
Modern AU. After a rebound one night stand with an old school friend, Astrid and her boyfriend patch things up. All seemed well, until Astrid realises she's pregnant and not sure who by. Eret/Astrid Astrid/Hiccup Hiccup/Astrid/Eret Hicretstrid.How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, chapters: 12, words: 34k+, favs: 32, follows: 45, updated: 12/16/2022 published: 12/27/2020
1 Multitasking »
Modern AU. "You invited me over here to help knock up your mother. I think I'm being the perfect gentleman!" Valka/Hiccup/Eret Valcupret three-shot. Warning for incest.How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 6, follows: 6, updated: 11/23/2022 published: 8/6/2022
Watching
Years of working under Belos had given Lilith a sixth sense when it came to being watched. And there was no denying that Edalyn was watching her. Those eyes, one gold and one silver, followed her constantly. She wasn't surprised by the mistrust. Still... Lilith couldn't stop being aware of Eda when she was watching her so closely. Eda/Lilith. Warning for incest.Owl House, M, English, words: 4k+, favs: 12, follows: 7, 8/25/2022, [Eda, Lilith]
2 Exploration
Post-HTTYD2. Hiccup is relieved to get a break from Chief duties to go exploring islands, seeing dragons and filling in his map again. And that's definitely all that's going to happen on their trip. Definitely. It's not like he's going to explore his feelings too. Hiccup/Valka Valcup one shot (warning for incest).How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, words: 8k+, favs: 21, follows: 22, 7/20/2022
Journey Begun
Post-Journeys End, the Doctor is hurting but the TARDIS doesn't want to simply let him mope. So he lets her decide where he needs to be, and bumps in to an old friend and a still-fresh mystery who help give him a little more hope for the future. Ten/River/Jack one shot.Doctor Who, M, English, words: 9k+, favs: 1, 7/15/2022
39Unknowingly »
Modern AU. Learning to live with her new-found freedom, Valka takes up an evening art class. She's still not sure how that led to her waking up next to the young man who'd been leading it. Hiccup/Valka Valcup (warning for accidental-incest)How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, chapters: 12, words: 28k+, favs: 117, follows: 116, updated: 7/3/2022 published: 1/27/2019, [Valka, Hiccup]
10Roomies »
Modern AU. Having hidden that their living arrangement wasn't quite platonic for several years, Hiccup, Astrid and Dagur are pretty confident they can hide it from Heather while she stays with them for a few weeks. Things may or may not go according to plan. Astrid/Hiccup/Dagur/Heather in varying mixes. (warning for incest)How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, chapters: 9, words: 28k+, favs: 37, follows: 42, updated: 6/29/2022 published: 9/23/2019, Astrid, Hiccup, Dagur, Heather
118Rumours »
Modern AU. When Astrid heads off to university, she soon begins to hear rumours circulating about her older brothers. Rumours that, to her initial dismay, have her really rather curious... Hiccup/Astrid/Eret Hicretstrid (warning for incest)How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, chapters: 43, words: 160k+, favs: 78, follows: 86, updated: 6/25/2022 published: 2/24/2019, [Astrid, Eret, Hiccup]
2 Kitten
No Miraculous AU. After running his smart mouth a little too much, Adrien winds up with a couple of days of punishment. Lucky for him, his two partners are always there to give him exactly what he needs. Marinette/Adrien/Luka one shot.Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, M, English, words: 4k+, favs: 11, follows: 7, 2/21/2022
8Snow »
Modern AU. An unexpected blizzard leaves Hiccup, Heather and Astrid trapped in their house with no power or heating. Luckily, the magic of weighted blankets and hot chocolate can inspire creative ways to warm each other up. Hiccup/Heather Hiccup/Heather/Astrid two shot.How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 55, follows: 62, updated: 2/2/2022 published: 1/6/2022
2Camera: Post Production
Modern AU. A series of one shots set within the same AU as Camera. Not necessarily in chronological order. Will contain Astrid/Hiccup and various guest appearances.How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, words: 6k+, favs: 12, follows: 13, 11/5/2021