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Perfectly Poised
After a spoon of mashed potatoes gone awry, Sirius causes quite the commotion in the Great Hall during one eventful lunch where Lily and James team up to fight.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 86, follows: 16, 2/16/2010, Lily Evans P., James P.
396A Stag in the Wandlight »
As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 70k+, favs: 189, follows: 246, updated: 8/7/2009 published: 3/28/2008, Lily Evans P., James P.
37 Saving Peter
Upon having a rat literally fall into their laps, Lily and Alice decide he needs to look a bit nicer. But whose rat could it be? And what chaos will he create?Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 82, follows: 15, 5/6/2009, Lily Evans P., James P.
37 All Because of Betty
In order to get James exactly what he wanted, his friends had to convince him he didn't want it anymore. Could they pull off 'The Ultimate Prank' with the help of Lily by convincing James that he should stop chasing her?Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 49, follows: 9, 2/18/2009, James P., Lily Luna P.
56 James Through The Ages
Lily has always had impressive eyes, and James knew this from day one. A new reaction from James four different times he's mesmerized by her eyes.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 71, follows: 8, 1/18/2009, James P., Lily Luna P.
48 Serenading Father Christmas
They say that you have to face your fears in order to get over them. I found another way, and I prefer this one much more. My answer to my fears isn't to face them, but to snog them.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 62, follows: 6, 12/7/2008, Lily Luna P., James P.
32 Love at First 'Fwah'
"It was love at first sight." "Star-crossed lovers." How come everyone else gets the romantic moments and I get the ones that happen when my brain and mouth aren't functioning properly?Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 61, follows: 9, 12/2/2008, Lily Luna P., James P.
73 What I’d Do For World Peace
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 142, follows: 17, 11/10/2008, Lily Luna P., James P.
28 Logic Doesn't Make Love
I don't get it. If I've hated him for six years, how could I have possibly fallen for him? That doesn't make sense. The six years should overpower the crazy dreams, right? Right!Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 37, follows: 4, 10/22/2008, Lily Luna P.
26 4,012 Items of Insanity
Who responds to a random letter attached to their owl claiming someone has 4,012 things? Alice and I do. Really, I've got to stop listening to that girl. No good comes out of anything I do when she comes up with the ideas.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 48, follows: 12, 10/19/2008, Lily Evans P., James P.
46 The Disappearing Confession
How could we lose that note? It's just gone, simply vanished, where anyone could read it and figure out that I, Lily Evans, fancy James Potter.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 152, follows: 23, 10/4/2008, Lily Evans P., James P.
33 Blame Alice
I really should stop listening to Alice. I mean, she only gets me into stupid situations. Like taking Arithmacy for example. Completely pointless. I can't do it, and I'm constantly distracted by none other than James Potter. Brilliant.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 51, follows: 12, 10/1/2008, Lily Evans P., James P.
58 The Challenges of Parenthood
Lily and James become a bit too paranoid when they notice Harry doing something odd. Or, really, was it that odd?Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 108, follows: 19, 8/13/2008, Lily Evans P., James P.
54 And Then My Child Exploded
Faced with the problem of an extremely full diaper, Sirius and James are forced to clean up an excruciatingly stinky Harry.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 105, follows: 17, 8/4/2008, James P., Sirius B.
31 Whoever Said Meditation Was Soothing Was Wrong
James Potter toxins filled my bloody mind and I want them out. Out! But of course they won't get out so I had to resort to meditation and mashed potatoes, which, by the way, don't help at all.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 39, follows: 5, 7/18/2008, Lily Evans P., James P.
23 Mistakes of a Married Woman
James wants to cook Lily a special dinner, but what happens when Lily realizes that, even with magic on his side, James is the worst cook in history?Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 50, follows: 7, 7/6/2008, Lily Evans P., James P.
37 Down the Loo
We've all had our fair share of awkward situations, but I have reason to believe that being stuck in the same bathroom as James Potter when he's really got to- you know- urinate, really takes the cake.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 81, follows: 9, 6/15/2008, Lily Evans P., James P.
41 What's the Address to Siberia?
I know what jealousy is. I could get a dictionary right now and show you the word. But knowing what it is isn't anything like experiencing it. And who knew I would be jealous of something over James Potter?Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 90, follows: 12, 6/14/2008, Lily Evans P.
75 The Flicking of NotReally Aerodynamic Objects
History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 172, follows: 24, 5/24/2008, Lily Evans P., James P.
28 Royally Observant
Lily is an obvious distraction to James. After a while, though, he runs out of the obvious and starts to see the not so obvious things about her. Such as her royal purple nail polish.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 48, follows: 6, 5/14/2008, James P.