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Joined Nov '15

I like people readings my stories and fanfiction is just the place. I won't type a lot, so I will just do this.

Gender - Female
Hair Color - Brown
Eye Color - Hazel
Personality - Unknown to you
Age - 19
Height - Unknown to you

I love Legend of Zelda. I love Link! I love the fighting and I just love how the game is. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is my favorite one. I love Dragons. I believe that they are awesome creatures with many abilities. I love robots, which means I love Transformers and I do because their fragging awesome! FINAL FANTASY I ADORE!!! IT'S SO AWESOME!!! I love to write because it unleashes my imagination! Besides I love fanfiction because it has a lot of options. Enjoy anything you read below! Supernatural is just plain awesome! I love Sam and Dean and don't get me started on Castiel because I love him so much! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS SO FRICKING AWESOME AND TAILS IS CUTE AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM GIVING SILVER AND SHADOW A HUG!!!!

I have a Wattpad account where I'm called "Triforce Dragons" as well.
I have a DeviantArt account where my name is "MatrixMindAngel".
I also have an A
rchiveofOurOwn account where I'm also called "Triforce Dragons".
I have a Youtube account where I go under, "Faith Scarred".

Spyder-Pig has my story, "Danny and Alex Phantom", which I had given to her. I deleted the story on 3/6/18. Here's the link to the story: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/8693385/Spyder-Pig

People who I helped with their stories:

MODdenial - "Hiccup's New Life". The link for the story: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11586301/1/Hiccup-s-New-Life

People who helped me with my stories:

MODdenial - "Watching The Big Seven: Seasons Awaken".
Shelly Skyssa Torres - "Watching The Big Seven: Seasons Awaken". (Mask, MODdenical, Needed A Break)

FMA-Fangirl33 (On Fanfiction), JanaHani33 (On Wattpad) - "Watching The Big Seven: Seasons Awaken". (Needed Someone New)



Jay - A boy who Superman tried to save, but Vlad killed him, making Superman hate ghosts until Danny and Robin opened his eyes. When he died, Jay said wise words as his last and he was a matchmaker when he was alive, making him a Yin Yang ghost. He's Joe's best friend.

Joe - Jay's best friend. Joe was bullied as a kid and had a lot of bad run-ins with bumping into people and hanging from a flagpole in his underwear a lot during his time living. This caused him to become a Wedgie ghost when he died.


Theo - Leader of a group of Bandits. He and his men captured the seven and beat up Hiccup to the point his rib broke. Jack froze Theo to the ground before Toothless shot him free with a warning blast to stay away. Theo encountered the Big Seven when he was attacking Vanja's village, Spiritwatch. Theo and his man were defeated and put to sleep by Rapunzel's emotion of sleep to later be arrested by guards.

Markus - The evil birth father of Jamie. He kidnapped Emily, Jamie's mother, and because of that Jamie was born. Markus broke out of prison to get his son, but Jamie fled into the forest. Markus shot Emily in the leg, but Jack arrived and froze Emily's wound enough for her to live. While Jamie was with the other six, Markus was arrested by cops. When Jamie came back, Jamie told Markus that he wasn't afraid of him and would never follow in his footsteps like how his son wanted.

Steve - Jamie's Step-father and Sophie's father. Steve loves Jamie and sees him as his own son and shows this when Jamie reunites with them when he returns home. He watches Jamie leave with his friends to his destiny, but not before giving his own good-bye.

Black Night - Toothless's and Nightcore's evil father. Black Night killed their mother when she tried to stop him. When it was discovered Midnight was freeing slaves, he heartlessly banished her when she refused to reveal her partner. He even beat Toothless because he wasn't doing what Black Night wanted him to do. When his son revealed himself to be Midnight's partner and refusing to join him, Black Night trying killing him, stabbing Nightcore instead, but doesn't care. He meets he ends when Toothless kills him.

Elian Upton and Rolt Upton - The mom(Elian) and dad(Rolt) of Vanja. They love their daughter and even let her go to fight alongside the Big Seven. They were very thankful to the Big Seven for saving their daughter, mostly to Eugene. Rolt is the Mayor of the Village Spiritwatch.

Oracle - A Spirit who watches over the future and sometimes has visions of the future, but she wasn't able to see the end come of the battle against the Dark Four and the Big Seven. She helped create the Prophecy which allowed the reincarnated Big Seven to know what they up against and who they were. She helped heal Hiccup when Red Death shattered his leg when he beat her when the other six came to ask for help. She doesn't help in the final battle because she believes that they'll do just find without her and because she can't fight.

Nightcore - Toothless's big brother and General of the Night Furies. He felt something was off about the way his father wanted to go to war with the Vikings, but forced to go along with it. Nightcore shows that he deeply loves his little brother and even gets stabbed by Black Night, their father, for trying to stop Black Night from killing Toothless. After being healed by Rapunzel, he keeps his role as General as Midnight becomes Queen, cheering with everyone else when the slaves the Night Furies had are set free and the slavery ends. He helps the Big Seven in the final battle.

Midnight Gleam - Toothless's longtime girlfriend, reunited after five years of separation. When reunited, Midnight kisses Toothless in happiness. Midnight was banished when she was ten for freeing slaves and after the promise to stay if she revealed her partner, she refused. It is later revealed her partner was Toothless when they reunite. She becomes Queen of the Night Furies when Toothless hands the power over to her after he defeats his father, and the first thing she does is end slavery the Night Furies had over the humans they captured, finally freeing them all. She helps the Big Seven for a while and is there to help in the final battle.

Wisp Guide - Wisp is the Princess of Wisp. She meets the Big Seven after Mor'du tried to sneak attack the Big Seven. Wisp develops a fast friendship with Jamie, finding each other swapping stories about their homes and lives. Becomes Jamie's girlfriend. She helps the Big Seven in the final battle.

Vanja Upton - Vanja met Eugene when he saved her from getting killed from a bandit before he was gonna kill her after the bandit sprained her ankle. When the Big Seven left her village, Vanja trained her how to fight to protect her village and secretly hopes to fight alongside the Big Seven to repay them. She grew to have a crush on Eugene which became love later on. Becomes Eugene's girlfriend. Lives the Village Spiritwatch. She helps the Big Seven in the final battle.


Maggie, Josh, May, John Star - Maggie and Josh are Faith's older siblings, and May and John are her parents. They are killed in a home invasion, and the men who did it are killed by Mega Power, who found those men disgusting. Maggie and John leave a letter to Faith describing how sorry they are and how mom and dad are angry at themselves for not seeing how they hurt her. May and Josh leave a letter for Faith as well. Faith shows that she forgives them by placing each a fake flower purple Hyacinth for forgiveness, a Hydrangea for emotion and understanding, and a Bird Of Paradise for joy and paradise. Faith also keeps the letters.

Faith Star - Faith is an 11-year-old girl who witnesses the Dazzling Sunsets talking in their Auto Siren forms. She befriends them after she brings them back to her house. Faith is shown to have a fierce side, snapping under the concent pressure from her family. Faith is also smart like Raf, able to shut down a Cybertronian Bomb before it detonated. Faith has a love for singing and wants to be a singer. She develops a crush on Raf, finding it easy to talk to him. She dislikes being made fun of due to her age and size. During the School Dance, Faith dances with Raf and kisses him on the cheek, showing she had feelings for him. She helps Raf in the Final battle in pinpointing location Decepticons are in and telling the Autobots where they are. She celebrates with everyone else when they win the war.

Tima Prime - Tima is the oldest daughter of Optimus Prime. She is his daughter before Optimus became a Prime. When her sister was captured and brainwashed by Megatron, she blamed herself since Lita saved her, leading her to be captured until Shimmer/Sunset told her that she was her sister's hope and not to give up. Tima is in love with Smokescreen, having on saving him when she discovered him in the Decepticons escape pod. Tima loves her sister and feels bitter and angry that she is locked inside her own head beyond her control. Tima is upset when she returns with news that Lita is too afraid and believes she can't fight back. During the fight, Tima gives Lita support, saying that she can fight back and take back control. Tima expresses her joy of her sisters return when she's at the Autobot base. She celebrates with everyone else when they win the war.

Lita Prime/Mega Power - Lita is the youngest daughter of Optimus Prime. She is his daughter before Optimus became a Prime. Seeing that her older sister was about to be found, Lita jumped out, distracting Megatron but gets captured, her sister fleeing to get Optimus and Elita. Lita is brainwashed by Megatron and becomes Mega Power, the daughter of Megatron, unable to remember her life as Lita. She does have feelings for Soundwave, who feels conflicted after falling in love with her and fears Megatron killing her if she finds out her true origins. However, it is shown Mega Power does have some of Lita's emotions flowing through her. Lita is aware of some thoughts and things Mega Power does, but other then that, is clueless about what is happening on the outside. Lita fights for control and pushes Mega Power out of her body and kills her, Lita proceeds to promise herself to help bring Megatron down, even leaving to go the Cybertron to try and get both sides to work together to bring down a nearly insane Megatron. She celebrates with everyone else when they win the war.

This is mine:

What I say about True Power, True Wisdom, and True Courage.

True Power - Many say that True Power comes from the power you hold. From your muscles. From magic they have. But they're wrong. True Power comes from within you. Your feelings, your soul, your mind, or your heart.

True Wisdom - Many say that being smart True Wisdom. True Wisdom only comes from words. But they're wrong about that. True Wisdom can be spoken with actions as well. And the dumbest of us can be wise.

True Courage - Many say that True Courage is what you can face and defeat. That only the bravest have courage. But that's wrong. True Courage is facing your fears or standing up for or to someone or even ignoring your fear to protect or save someone else.

You can have True Courage with True Wisdom, but you can't have True Power without True Wisdom and True Courage.

Copy this if you agree and add your name: Triforce Dragons

This is mine:

Someone in my school committed suicide yesterday (10/23/19) and this is the reason I'm saying this. It's not worth it, don't do it. Be strong, carry on, and wall tall. Don't give up. You'll never find out about the time you can spend if you do.

Don't end your life, for whatever reason. Something can change or you can make a change. Your pain can only transfer to others if you end your life. Even if you don't know them, you can still hurt them. Someone in the future or a future relative can get hurt by your actions because you won't know them and they won't know you besides just stories if they get told about you. Don't end your life when you were given it. Suicide is not an option. If you have these thoughts, don't. I may not know you, but you are worth it.

I found this and I fell in love with it. To show how much I love HTTYD read this:

This is from The Silver Night Fury


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!"
HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or my dragon will burn you!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh my Gosh"
HTTYD FANS: say "Oh Dear Thor"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it
HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons
HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3'

NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them

I found this and it broke my heart!

I’m the girl that always got bullied.
I’m the girl that is a victim of domestic abuse.
I’m the girl that isn’t loved by her parents.
I’m the girl that got raped repeatedly by her older brother, because she wanted him to like her.
I’m the girl that got ignored when there was something wrong.
I’m the girl that never had real friends.
I’m the girl with social problems.
I’m the girl that never learned how to correctly ‘behave’ around people my age.
I’m the girl with thrust problems.
I’m the girl that’s paranoid.
I’m the girl that’s afraid to make a mistake and get bullied for it.
I’m the girl that likes a fantasy world more than the real world.
I’m the girl that has considered suicide a lot of times.
I’m the girl that is always crying inside.
I’m the girl that only gets criticized for doing what she loves.
I’m the girl that is seen as different because she’s half German.
I’m the girl of whom everybody expects too much.
I’m the girl that doesn’t get the credit she deserves.
I’m the girl that helps other people while she needs help herself, but doesn’t want it.
I’m the girl that’ll never know what real love feels like.
I’m the girl that has too many traumas to count.
I’m the girl that got send to a therapist without knowing why.
I’m the girl that got angry when she figured out why.
I’m the girl that got her own ‘anti-(name)’ group.
I’m the girl that sometimes thinks about killing people for fun.
I’m the girl that thinks it’s funny when people get hurt.
I’m the girl that doesn’t know what real emotions feel like.
I’m the girl that doesn’t like being in the spotlight when things get personal.
I’m the girl that can’t let go of the past.
I’m the girl that can’t see the future.
I’m the girl that won’t commit suicide because she knows people still expect things from her.
I’m the girl that doesn’t like disappointing people.
I’m the girl that would put her own safety at risk to save somebody else.
I’m the girl that is not afraid to be a moron in public.
I’m the girl that tries to be somebody she’s not.
I’m the girl that will lose herself in fanfictions because they’re more appealing then life.
I’m the girl that hopes that she’ll end up with people like Batman when her time has come.
I’m the girl that tells people to follow their dreams while she doesn’t.
I’m the girl that wonders what she’ll see when she’d slit her wrists.
I’m the girl that doesn’t like showing her real emotions to somebody.
I’m the girl that wants justice for everybody that can’t get it themselves.
I’m the girl that doesn’t want to follow the law.
I’m the girl that doesn’t want to be labeled.
I’m the girl that gets blamed for things she didn’t do, even impossible things.
I’m the girl you can tell everything to, but won’t talk herself.
I’m the girl that talks to herself because nobody would listen.
I’m the girl that locks herself in her room because she has leaned to be alone.
I’m the girl that likes darkness more than light.
I’m the girl that decided to put her story out there before it was too late.
I’m the girl that refuses to let people know everything about her.
I’m the girl that acts too well so nobody would know there’s something wrong.

Post this on your profile if you think people should be more observant of the people around them. You never know when you might meet somebody that needs help.

I have this down because I agree with it!

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

I agree with this.

Month one:

I am only 8 inches long.
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat,
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four:

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes,
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it?
It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
HELP me!

Month Seven:

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK) Elhini Prime (USA), Queen of the Beast (USA) Xireana Prime (USA) coppa-cola (USA), aspiringactor (Canada), FrivolousThoughts (UK), Wiggles-n-stuff (USA), Ardianna Keeper (Canada), Cashagon (USA), starlight.moonlight.sunshine (Australia), Triforce Dragons (USA)

This is from Kandyloverland

I'm that girl.
The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who always wonders what she did wrong.
The one who writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her value.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.

This is from Lunarstar042713


The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.
The girl you called a slut In class today. She's a virgin.
The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.
The girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.
The girl you called fat. She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars. He fought for our country.
The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother's dying.

You think you know them, but guess what? You don't! Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't! But repost if you're that 1% with a heart.

This is from WritersWayOfLife


I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm into ANIME, so I MUST be into HENTAI and masturbating to it.
I like JUSTIN BIEBER, so I MUST be a crazy fan who is obsessed with him.

Don't you just love Stereotypes?

This is from WritersWayOfLife

FEMALE COMEBACKS!! They are the funniest thing ever!

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head.

This is from WritersWayOfLife

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside!
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?(Whose body?))

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would only hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm . . . something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . well, then again maybe not . . . Oh, those Koreans!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use under water and in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one . . .)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a package of Fing'rs fake nails:
For use on nails ONLY.
(Well gee, I was gonna put em on my face! Darn!)

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Honestly, if you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all! Please respect the fact that I do my stories for fun and take hurtful reviews very seriously, be it at me or my friends. As mentioned above, hurtful reviews will be removed and reported to the site! So please, please show respect and don't be mean! Being mean is not cool!!

25 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Reveal to your friends that your room hates you and you are moving into theirs.
21. When you fall, tell everyone that the floor attacked you.
22. Speak to yourself in the third person. And past tense.
23. Tell others that you have decided to stop ignoring the voices in your head.
24. When answering your phone, say "Sorry, wrong number."
25. When someone knocks on your door, tell them no one is home.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs., and your Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parent's DAD and MOM and your Grandpa GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried . . . just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tell you, "My bad . . . Here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butts that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door to see if your home.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the ones messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIEND: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he/she tripped you, then sit on your back so that you can't get back up.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: Ask you for your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for his/her number.

FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place...

FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot of yourself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with you making an idiot out of himself/herself too

Friends: Don't have this on their profiles.
Best Friends: Must have this on their profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

FanFiction is for...

People who have a pen and know how to use it.
People who want to be in that story themselves.
People who have no other way to express the ideas in their heads.
People who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
People who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Those of us who don't feel accepted.
People who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, or Odd
People who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
People who get funny looks for reading in class.
People who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
People who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
People whose favorite characters always die.
People who hang onto dreams.

The pledge of a good fanfiction author:

No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.
No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.
Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.
If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.
Never, ever deliberately trash a person because their writing is bad!
Don't be afraid to speak your mind.
Do not steal ideas.
Remember to update your own stories regularly.

If you think you'll do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.

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