Hey I am pretty much a girl obsessed with the following things:
Supernatural
Riverdale
Maximum ride
Marvel
Harry potter
Glee
Scream Queens
Disney
YOUTUBE but mostly Phan
twenty one pilots
Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil... Okay only the one's named Lissa:)
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Mountain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up his and the flocks lives in 9 words
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium... Unless you want your best-friend to know you love
17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!
18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.
19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!
38. You became a treehugger after reading The Final Warning.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
The Maximum Ride Pledge.
I promise to remember Max
When someone has leadership skills
I promise to remember Angel
When I see something with gills
I promise to remember Fang
When someone doesn't talk a lot
I promise to remember Ari
When someone is forgot
I promise to remember Gazzy
When I see a giant bomb
I promise to remember Dr. Martinez
When I see a great mom
I promise to remember Nudge
When someone talks to much
I promise to remember Jeb
When someone hates my guts
I promise to remember Iggy
When I see someone blind
I promise to remember Dylan
When I see a face I want to grind
I promise to remember Total
When I see a little dog
And I promise to remember The Flock
When I see birds through the fog
I promise to remember Maximum Ride
Where ever I go
You know you're addicted to MR when:
1. You know what MR means first of all.
2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.
3. Max is a girl’s name.
4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.
5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.
6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.
7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.
8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.
9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.
10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.
11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.
12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (i honestly do not know who he is soooo)
13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.
14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.
15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.
16. You develop claustrophobia.
17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.
18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.
19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.
20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.
21. WHY CAN'T IGGY JUST BE REAL????
40. You want a talking dog
41. If your anything like Max you will save your best guy friend's life on more than 3 occasions:)
MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
Yuppers!
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
no i don't cry during books - usally
3. Do you think Fang is hot.
Yup!
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
Arrr-Ree
5. Did you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
Nope
6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
YASS
7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
No... Sorry Fax fans
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
I wanted to, but then I'd be hurting my baby
9. Who is your favorite character?
IGGY
10. Do you like Jeb?
Not really
11. Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
YASS
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
duh
13. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
Angels YES Nudge no because she is my bestie because we talk the same amount
14. Which book is you’re all time favorite?
The first 3
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
Idk
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod ?
Nope
17. Who do you think the Voice should be?
i thought it was gazzy (just kidding i had no idea)
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
Stuff
15. MIGGY or FAX?
Fax because Iggy's mine!! (evil laugh)
Did any one else read the book series late and force there mom to go out and buy all of the books.( i did)
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with MAXIMUM RIDE, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are anything like me
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
My evil sister
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
flowers
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Talk in my sleep all the time
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
anything by TOP
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Nope
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
to meet Dan and Phil
meet the cast of riverdale
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Good Books
new episodes of riverdale
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
my laptop
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'3
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Nope
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
I Live in the dark
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
myself
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?
pepermint
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Dar brown hair green or blue eyes
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
Somewhere outside
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Gatorade
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pinapple
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Sushi
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
idk
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
anyone cute
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
my wrists are
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
idk
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Dog
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
A basset hound
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Yup
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Face to face
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
152
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?
I am a Blonde but I like Brunette guys
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
my bff
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Fake friends
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
i dont live in the usa
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
food
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Nope
37. FIRST JOB?
Babysitting
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
yes and it failed
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?
Filling out something else.
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Nope
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My hair or eyes
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
an iphone 6
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
A big family
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
yup
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Whatever I have
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yup
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?
idk
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
saying what's on my mind good or bad or being to stubborn
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?
Don't have any
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?d
No
P56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
depends
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Yelling than kicking
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
my bffs house
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Stuffed animals.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
100 and somthing
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?
no way
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
no i totally dont use sarcasm ( i just did if you cant tell)
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
POTATO'S!!!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
a guywho can make me laugh as much as i can make him laugh and is kind
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Quail,
captain, whaley
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
TOP
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Riverdale
glee or once upon a time or supernatural or scream queens
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?
never took one cuz I am in middle school
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
mint chocolate chip or salted caramel
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yuppp
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
last week
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?
Nope,
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
idk
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
sure
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
nothing
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
my bff
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
their smile or eyes
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG?
Don't have one
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
people who don't like books
FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
december cuz christmas
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
not virgo because i am nothing like on even though i am
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
does ihop count??
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
ME LOVE SUSHI
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED
big bang theroy
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
CHRISTMAS!!!
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Clarinet, piano, drums, ukulele, guitar,
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT, ?
Neither
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
BOOKS
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?
none
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
fan fiction
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
Non. Existing.
I Have:
Had my gum fall out of my mouth (all the time)
Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in my hand (yesss)
Tried to push open a door that said pull (why do i do this stuff)
Tried to pull open a door that said push (look above)
Have hit myself in the process of trying to hit something else (that was funny)
Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (all the time and i don't even have stairs in my house)
Have called one of my good friends by the wrong name (i also called my teacher grandma)
Have run into a closed door (yuppp)
It has taken me longer than 5 min to get a joke (yupp)
Walked into a pole (while reading a book)
Put my shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left my house ( nobody noticed)
l Went to go do something/go get something, then when I got there forgot what is was that I was going to do. (all the time)
Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when my drink was right next to it (we have all done it)
Fallen out of my chair while trying to pick something up (yupp again)
Have poked myself in the eye (yes sir)
Have accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil ( i also got stabbed by an eraser and i got a scar from that too)
Have given an odd answer to a question because I didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. (yupp)
Told someone I was the wrong age because I seriously forgot how old I was ( yes all the time)
Have tripped on a cord after someone told me to watch out for it ( why me why)
Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie (me being awkward)
Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person ( ya)
Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought I was drunk when I wasn't (ya i am wayto hyper for my own good)
Have been so hyper I actually scared people (i do that way too much)
Me and my best friend
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME.
SO TRUE