to everyone who read and reviewed my stories:
as you may have noticed, i have deleted all of my stories. i'm sorry if you liked them, but reading over them, i realized what total crap they were. (in my opinion). this summer i'm going to work on some new stuff. thanks for everyone who read and reviewed-it meant a lot. :-)

"I'm not a prep, I'm not a punk, I'm not a goth, I'm myself."

"Above all else, to thine own self be true..."
-William Shakespeare, Hamlet

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"-John Lennon

"Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Austrailia"-Charles Schultz

"Everything in this room is eatable; even me. But that, dear children, would be canibalism and is indeed frowned upon in many cultures." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Ford, stop it! You are turning into and infinant number of penguins!" -Aurthur Dent, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Individual human beings are just tools that other human beings use to stay alive"-Graff, Ender's Game

"Dishonest people you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you've got to watch out for because you never know when one of them is going to go and do something incredably...stupid..."-Captin Jack Sparrow

"The human race is pathetic! The best we can do is send a tonka truck to Mars, and it hit a rock named Barney and hasn't been heard from since."-Mark Lowry

"Not all who wander are lost"-JRR Tolkein

"Life is just a leap of faith so close your eyes, hold your breath and always trust your cape"-Guy Clarke

"Peace cannot exist without war, and war cannot exist without peace"-unknown but very true...

"Pushy Americans! Always showing up late for every war! Over paid, over sexed, and over here!" -Fowler, Chicken Run

"When one steps on a land mine, proper procedure is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a large area."-BlackAdder

"Richards is there to remind Jager that he's a musician. Jager is there to remind Richards that he's a star." -Keith Richards, Rolling Stones

"So this is America...they all seem out of their minds..." -Ringo Starr, Beatles

"It's just a flesh wound!"-the Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"You must go into the forest...and bring me...A SHRUBBERY!"-the Knight Who Said "Ni", Monty Python and the Holy Grail