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Joined Jan '05

Hey all how are you'll doin? If you're in here that means you're kinda interested in the person behind the madness...lol. Anyway I don't really know what to tell you'll other than the fact that I am hopelessly addicted to anime/manga/Japanese culture in general. In fact I hardly watch t.v. anymore coz of all the garbage that they pass for entertainment these days...well except for Smallville...I'll watch that show any day even though I haven't watched any episodes lately...lol. Anyway, as for everything else, I have a degree in fine arts so I love to draw and let's just say I work for the gov't and leave it at that...heh. Ironically I just recently discovered this passion for writing when one is bored and would like to write an epic novel of my own someday...wow who would have thunk it right? Let see what else...I collect anime which ofcourse is a given, manga to a lesser degree and there is ofcourse my love for videogames which as you'll know goes hand in hand with anime/manga anyway. And that's it really, well anyway thanks for visiting my humble page and hopefully I'll see you guys in a review or two.

Favorite anime-all of them...lol...If I must give out some titles then in no particular order- Love Hina, any mecha show with the words Gundam as part of the title...heh, Gurren Lagann, Tenchi Muyo, Ah my Goddess, Bleach, Macross Frontier, Rosario+Vampire, Evangelion, Lodoss Wars, Code Geass, Vampire Hunter D, Kiddy Grade, RomeoxJuliet, Kenshin, Black Lagoon, Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic, 12 kingdoms, Amagami SS, infinite stratos and many, many more...

Favorite manga-Full Metal Panic, Love Hina, Negima, Rosario+Vampire, Bleach, Black Lagoon

Currently watching Anime-Bleach, Amagami SS plus, Naruto ...Dang just go to ...they rock

Currently games being played-Mass Effect 2, MW2

Last movie that I watched-Ghost Rider:spirit of vengeance...meh it was alright

Currently reading-A Cruel Wind:Chronicles of the the Dread Empire by Glen Cook

Current Projects:

Stranger Among Us-Kiddy Grade-This was my first fan fic and it's basically a fish out of the water kind of story. It's about a guy who falls into Eclair's universe and with his great abilities joined up with the GOTT to help bring justice to the world. Currently, I'm trying to write the next chapter but it's so hard to do with all my energy to another fan fic which I have also written. For all the fans that actually reads and likes this story I do apologize for the many, many delays and I will do my best in trying to get this story up and running regularly again.

The adventures of the Red Whirlwind- RomeoxJuliet-This story is about what happened to Juliet after she and her companions escaped the clutches of Lord Montague that fateful day and her journey years later of becoming the Redwhirlwind. Sort of a prequel to the anime.

Bleach+Vampire-Bleach and Rosario+Vampire crossover- Ichigo wandered into Yokai Academy chasing Hollows and quite suddenly the school became plagued and over run by Hollows. Ichigo decided to help and tried to find out why the Hollow has invaded and to find out quickly before it's too late. I can't seem to run out of ideas for this big monster I have unleashed and I am encouraged by all the reviews and mostly the positive feed back this story has garnered so far and I see this fan fic going for a very long run. Still I will try my best to rotate and write all of them at the same time if I have to...anyways as always read and review...All constructive criticism is always welcome. How else am I going to get better right?

Bleach to Vampire reboot: Uzumaki chronicles-An alternate universe of my Bleach to Vampire story as part of Storylover123's challenge. Rosario, Bleach and Naruto crossover where Naruto, a former Espada called it quits and somehow found his way to the Academy. Then Ichigo gets lost chasing a Hollow and he too ends up in school. The two should be enemies then formed an alliance to take down Aizen.

Hime to Vampire-Mina Tepes visits Yokai Academy for business and has developed a special eye for Tsukune to his harem's chagrin. Chronicles the queen of the Vampire's stay in the school rife with action, intrigue, and hilarity

Zombie to Vampire-HOTD and Rosario crossover. Tsukune, Takashi, Rei, and Saya are childhood friends who hasn't seen each other for a long time and the brown haired boy decided to visit them in Fujimi Academy but then the zombie plague broke out and he has decided to hang around with his childhood friends to protect them and to ensure their mutual survival. The girls frantic for his life decided to look for him in the highly dangerous zombie infested world

What! My fiance's a Vampire?-An alternate universe where the events of manga has never taken place as Akasha is alive and Moka is left unsealed. Akasha and Isshin are best friends who has decided that in order for their families to be closer together, they have decided to promise their first born children to each other. The question is will they be able to stand each other long enough to get to the alter?

Welpz that's it for now kiddies until next time

The Laws of Anime Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

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