Author: Misfit McCoward

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My Stories 11

337 Plasticity » Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. 'Not dying' just got a lot more complicated than 'follow chemlab safety instructions.' A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 19, words: 184k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/20/2023 published: 9/17/2018, Akatsuki, OC

54 Homemade Dynamite » Deidara agrees to help Itachi exactly once, and it ends with both of them being shot back in time. Now Deidara is ten again, Itachi wants help with even MORE mysterious plans, and Deidara honestly does not understand one thing anyone in Konoha has ever done. ItaDei, fix-it-ish.

Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 86k+, favs: 127, follows: 141, updated: 3/13/2022 published: 10/25/2020, [Itachi U., Deidara]

All Fun and Games (Until Someone Loses A Soul) » The summer he turns ten, Harry gets new neighbors. They are very weird, the Dursleys are VERY scandalized, and Harry has the greatest year ever. OR: Bakura and the Ishtars try to have normal, non-criminal lives in a new country and fail.

Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh, K+, English, Friendship, chapters: 9, words: 35k+, favs: 269, follows: 329, updated: 3/21/2021 published: 7/22/2020

25 Semi-Charmed Kind of Life » "The cat transformed into a man. His chakra twisted and bloomed, now fully human and even bigger. This was, incidentally, another fantasy of Karin's, except in her fantasies the magic transforming naked man was MUCH sexier. Also in her fantasies, the sexy naked man almost never attacked her." It's yet another Akatsuki-as-cats fic, featuring Karin.

Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 22k+, favs: 33, follows: 36, updated: 12/5/2020 published: 6/15/2019, Hidan, Karin U., Kakuzu, Akatsuki

Kisame and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Itachi is sick, and Kisame tries to do a mission on his own. Things go very, horribly wrong. Hidan couldn't cause this much death and destruction if he TRIED.

Naruto, K+, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 60, follows: 17, 1/5/2020, Itachi U., Kisame H.

auto-da-fé College AU. Deidara takes an Ancient Religions class. Turns out, he is in way over his head. Or: Hidan is the world's worst TA and Deidara is into it.

Naruto, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 9k+, favs: 21, follows: 5, 12/27/2019, [Deidara, Hidan]

Making Rent Ginny finds an old artifact that houses an evil soul that keeps trying to possess her. She is NOT doing this again.

Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh, T, English, words: 17k+, favs: 203, follows: 89, 1/26/2018, [Ginny W., Luna L.] Yami Bakura

SHOW ME YOUR TEETH In which Deidara has a problem he really wishes everyone would shut up about. (Technically an exploration of Deidara's relationship with both Sasori and Tobi, but also technically a crackfic about teeth.)

Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 50, follows: 15, 12/20/2017, Deidara, Sasori, Obito U.

xenograft AU in which Orochimaru stays in Konoha and needs some new help around the lab. Eight year old Sakura volunteers. This turns out to be a worse idea than she anticipated. (Mentor fic, but not... healthy mentorship...) Please read warnings.

Naruto, M, English, Horror, words: 6k+, favs: 349, follows: 148, 12/16/2017, Sakura H., Orochimaru

twice removed Instead of being rescued by a handsome prodigy in the Chuunin Exams, Karin is saved by an obnoxious blond kid who, beyond all reason and logic, has decorated the back of his fugly orange jacket with her clan symbol. AU.

Naruto, T, English, Family & Friendship, words: 6k+, favs: 130, follows: 90, 2/10/2017, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin U.

2 Game Night Yami Yugi withdrew Yugi's present from the bag. He was right: it was a card game. But it wasn't Duel Monsters. "Ah yes," Yami Bakura said, "From the ancient Kingdom of Castile." It was Uno. (Also contains Monopoly)

Yu-Gi-Oh, K+, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 20, follows: 6, 9/20/2016