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Funny pickup lines and comebacks!
Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Man: I know how to please a woman.Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: May I see you pretty soon?Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream.Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me.Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.Woman: Let's start with your bank account.
Man: May I have the last dance?Woman: You've just had it
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man: So you wanna go back to my place?Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?