Tell you about myself said no one? Here are two:
- If you leave a review or PM me: my response will probably imply I'm either in love with you or in love with myself. One or both of those is almost always correct.
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- I have a shipping problem.
(I'm SHAMELESS. A shameless shipper! I have maybe two OTPs, but I ship like a sailor who's known nothing but sea! I will literally watch anything for the ship. I have watched Miraculous Ladybug & Chat Noir twice for that stupid ship. ThAt stUpID shIP. GAH- *can barely contain the passion/frustration/shipping rage*)
... and, I am genuinely sorry to say, I ship some mildly somewhat just a bit unethical and/or unusual pairs. It's a problem. I have a problem.
Story Updates
Everything in progress is still being worked on! Except for the Naruto ones. That Obsessive Stage is at the bottom of the freezer where it will remain. I've moved on to greener pastures. I.e. the Dragon Prince and Harry Potter and the [insert words here] -- which that second one is a really weird development because I watched the movies as a single-digit tyke then read the books in high school and didn't feel that strongly about it... but I'm into it now??
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Posted and in Need of Updates?
. . . The Midnight Star -- on the back burner. I love it, but I am practising plot and exercising my HP ardour so I can do that gem justice.
So (after maybe 50k of HP-fanfiction-that-will-probably-never-see-the-light), I am working on that second chapter now! It'll be as long or longer than the 1st one and up by the end of January. You may mercilessly slay me if it's not. I will only encourage you.
[Jan. 31] The second chapter of the Midnight Star is now the Spanish inquisition and it will strike when you least expect it. Thank you and goodnight; I have 50 things to do.
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Currently in Progress
. . . Wrong Boy Who Lived AU that DOESN'T make Harry an abused/unloved/forgotten child who grows up to become Immoral and Vindictive because his family hates him and the canonically cast Bad Guys ARE NOT necessarily the only people (or even a part of the people) who notice or care about him.
Like, no. I want something reasonable and refreshing SO I WILL MAKE IT MYSELF.
(It is, unabashedly, going to have some Voldemort spotlight because I adore his backstory and adopt characters that have a loveless childhood BECAUSE I'M WEAK. And strangely maternal... Also, I lied earlier. I'm a liar. It's either going to be full of Tomarrymort undertones or a bromantic passive-aggressive friendship. Yes, I know I'm ridiculous.)
. . . Voldemort wakes up on April 1st of 1978 as the youngest of triplets and a Weasley, but Lord Voldemort is also still running about England? (Until 1980 at least. Trust me. There is an explanation for the two Voldemorts.) The ultimate purpose of this fic is redeeming Tom Riddle while he runs around as an adolescent female and dislikes everything while also having the benefit of stable genetics and maternal instincts that Molly and half a dozen of siblings have implanted in his psyche.
Totally an excuse to have Voldemort B annoyed with Voldemort A, acting like a mother hen for his Weasley army, and bonding with the 'Antithesis to Everything Lord Voldemort Stands For' that is Harry Potter... I will control my shipping impulses. (Lies. You know I won't.)
. . . Voldemort and Master of Death Harry Potter are cursed to repeat their lives over and over. Naturally they get bored of doing the same old same old.
I wanted "Harry-is-on-speaking-terms-with-the-Dark-Lord-but-no-one-knows-how-or-why-cAN-wE-pANiC" drama... It wasn't supposed to be 30 pages and counting...
Edit: FIFTY PAGES. FIFTY. PAGES. WHO SAID THIS WAS ALLOWED??
Editx2: It still isn't done.
Bam. The end. Carry on, fellow mortals.