Warning : I am EXTREMELY Hot-headed !!!
Name: Zandra Dovakin
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Species: Fire Wyvern EVO
Real Form: Fire Wyvern
Fake Form: Human
Eye Color(Human): Hazel-Green
Eye Color(Fire Wyvern): Emerald-Green
Color(Human): Latino
Colors(Fire Wyvern): Reds, oranges, yellows, whites, blues, greens, purples
Abilities: Hyper-speed; Healing Powers; Able To Breathe Fire; Can bring Nanites back; Can change her scales' colors; Can shape-shift into Human form
Personality: Hot-headed; Stubborn; Rebellious as well as: Kind; Gentle - most of the time; Caring; Helpful; Supportive
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!
If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.
Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly.
Crazy is when you write a note to yourself, lose it in your church, forget about it, then hear about it two months later from the pastor.
Crazy is when you see that wall in front of you and walk into it ON PURPOSE.
Crazy is when you imagine your hand is a swan named Steve and you go around pecking people with it.
Crazy is when you try to PET A GIANT, SNARLING, WILD WOLF!!
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a book worm, repost this
If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...
If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...
If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...
If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...
If it broke your heart when your favorite one died...
...and you cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...
...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
I'm the one who finds a lost, sick cat and nurses it back to health.
I'm the one who finds a baby bird and help it go back to it's nest.
I'm the one who makes the car stop just to let a dog pass.
I'm the one who can stay all day just looking at a wolf.
I'm the one who sees the grace in a leopard's leap.
I'm the one who smiles at a swiming crocodile.
I'm the one who sees the majesty of an eagle's soar.
But I'm also the one who can't believe how people can hurt these living beings.
I'm also the one who cries when a dog is obliged to fight.
I'm also the one who watches in horror as a leopard's fur is sold.
I'm also the one who yells at anyone who will shoot a wolf.
I'm also the one who is outraged as a crocodile is hunted for meat.
I'm also the one who feels the pain of a cat that had been kicked.
I'm also the one who whimpers when I see eagle's feathers on clothing.
If you believe that animals have the same right to live as us, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Cheetahstar, Wheeliefan101,velociraptor4659, Rexzandra-Dovaki-the-Evo
You know you’re addicted to Transformers when: by hummergrey (cookies go to her/him) (Ones in Bold are ones that I actually have done/still do.)
1.) Someone says Transformers and you look up for a mech or femme and not a power pole attachment.
2.) You use terms like sparkling, youngling, mech, femme, aft or slag.
3.) Someone says “wrench” and you duck, looking for a yellow green mad medic.
4.) “Prime” is now the highest command position you can think of.
5.) You fleshlings wish you had an alt form.
6.) You wish you had cannons like Ironhide
7.) You wish your iPod / Zune / MP3 player had half the songs Bumblebee does.
8.) You get a glyph tattoo that a Transformer has.
9). Sunny Sides doesn’t refer to a breakfast order but twin trouble.
10.) Your license plate frame reads ‘my other vehicle is an Autobot’
11.) You know the name of at least 10 aliens and only 5 of your own relatives.
12). Someone says “Bumblebee” and you look around for a yellow Camaro.
13.) Your personal ad online starts with ‘looking for sparkmate w/ beautiful personality and protoform.’
14.) You get out of bed and rise to your feet as though transforming, arms swinging in by hips, hands out, squaring your shoulders and lifting your head up, before dropping into a combat ready pose.
15.) Someone says “Here comes the twins” and you drop to the ground, looking for cover.
16.) You attend car shows and space out wondering what each transformer would probably look like
17.) Your favorite weapon is now tied between a sabot shell launcher and an energon sword and you would take both home if you could.
18.) You own a shirt, jacket or baseball cap with an Autobot logo.
19. Every person you date has to have bright blue eyes, not hazel, brown or green but bright blue.
20. You attend a costume party looking exactly like your favorite Autobot but claim the costume is an original creation to avoid violating the Autobot / Earth treaty and NEST confidentiality agreement.
21 You feel guilty when you have not washed your car, accidentally hit a pothole or slam the trunk too hard.
22. You mark time as 7 years ago was Mission City, 5 years ago was the sun reaper in Egypt and 2 years ago was the Allspark rebuild.
23. Someone says, “He’s big and tall” causing you to snort, “Arcee is taller than that and Mudflap’s chest plate puts his to shame.”
24. You are completing your annual psychological evaluation and for the word association you answer the following:
Leader - Prime
Scum - Liaison
Distant - Cybertron
Fuel - Energon
Mother - Femme creator
Pain - Ratchet
25. You see a car accident in front of you and stop to help. You ask the car first if it is functional before checking on the driver and passenger inside. You say things like, ‘do not move, your leg strut is cracked at that odd angle,’ and ‘you will be fine once you reach med bay’ instead of the hospital. Disclaimer - State the driver or passenger were in shock and misunderstood what you said.
26. You buy dinosaur toys for your kids or grandkids and paint them to look metal instead of scaled.
27. You are watching a movie with friends and the bad guy throws a hammer or knife and you snort, “Please! Wrenches are so much better for throwing. Where do the Hollywood types get these ideas?” Then smile when everyone turns to stare at you.
28. You have ever gone into a bar and asked what their best high grade is.
29. Overhear a conversation about vacationing and touring Hoover Dam and you think of hidden rooms, a giant cube and Megatron on ice.
30. Using the expressions, “I’ll drive” or “let me drive” when demonstrating or assisting a fellow coworker instead of “I’ll help” or “let me try.”
31. You visit the dentist and he is wearing a scrub top with vehicles on it. You automatically begin matching names to alt modes. Car carrier is Ultra Magnus, Semi with different paint job is Optimus Prime, Ambulance is Ratchet, and cop car with black and white paint is Prowl. (Or Barricade)
32. Someone asks what the best part of your job is and your first thoughts are: exotic travel locations, the amount of stuff I blow up, working with mondo size aliens and never needing a babysitter for my kids again.
33. Use the term “bot” instead of “person” as in ‘what do I look like, an information bot, messenger bot or medical bot?’
34. Every car or truck toy you buy ends up with an Autobot symbol and every model airplane gets a Decepticon symbol while every fighter jet is repainted to look like an Aerialbot.
35. Every time you type energy it becomes energon, feminine becomes femme and optimal becomes Optimus. Worse, your spell checker accepts it and does not flag it for correction on official reports.
36. You feel a mild flash of panic whenever your instant messenger pops up with insert friend's name is now ‘offline.’
37. At the drive-up burger restaurant, your kids tell you to order Dinobot nuggets and Autobot energon french-fries with chocolate-chip energon cookies for dessert!
38. You are looking at that baby toy with the cars, trains, and hot air balloons, and when you move the cars along on the wire, the first thing you think is, "Autobots roll out."
39. You name paper airplanes after Seekers, Decepticon or Aerialbots, while stuck in a boring conference call or budget meeting. Truly addicted has you searching through all the office supplies to find the right colored markers for their wing colors afterwards.
40. A car flashes its lights and you think its saying hello instead of the automated non-sentient car alarm warning.
41. You wish your dentist could give you a battle mask.
42. You wish your diet were as easy as choosing between energon and high grade.
43. The mud flap behind your pickup or truck tire has the outline of Elita or Arcee instead of a human shape. Never let femmes or Prime discover that!
44. You want to stay in med bay and not a hospital, clinic, or doctor’s office.
45. The bobble head on your car dash is a Transformer, not a hula girl. Bought on e-bay and repainted by you.
If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.
If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile
If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07, '09 or '11 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.
Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, 2Archangel, Wherever Girl,Fanatic 97, Transformers girl 1234, SolarFlare Prime, The Warrior of Hope, Suki the Lioness, Rexzandra-Dovakin-the-Evo
Copy and paste this is you have ever cussed someone out using cybertronian slang.
Copy and paste if you are a girl and you know more about Transformers than boys.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you truly believe, there is a Transformer somewhere for you, copy this into your profile.
If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sounddrive, autobot Nightmare, Dawn Racer, SolarFlare Prime, The Warrior of Hope, Suki the Lioness, Rexzandra-Dovakin-the-Evo
If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots or Decepticons after it in capital letters. AUTOBOTS!
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever actually gotten sad because you aren't in a cartoon, anime, manga, video game, show, copy and post to your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a cartoon, book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.
If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have more fun in your room with the computer than you do with other people, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed with yourself and found it normal, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever burst out in insane laughter for absolutely no reason at all, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.
If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you are one of the few that flipped out when you saw Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson mentioned in twilight, copy this into your profile
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile
-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Edward Cullen is NOT hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Alice from Madness returns absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal his/her fictional boy/girlfriend copy and paste this on your profile
If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile (I forgot how to spell Ass one time, I put it as, well, Aas! XD)
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, put this on your profile.
If you think fan fics are the best invention EVER, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile (ONLY SOME FRIENDS!)
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you think people that are racists are retarded copy this into your profile
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby
I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too
I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared
I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too
I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone
Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care
You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry
He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor
You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries
But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone
I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can
Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help
Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.
Child Abuse
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If this made you cry, put it in you profile. STOP CHILD ABUSE!!
If you miss Dreadwing, copy this to your profile (it's by inkdragon13)
Ode to Dreadwing: Reunited
You were a loyal Seeker and had a brave spark.
Although I am an Autobot at heart,
I have admired and loved your sense of right and wrong.
Your intense fidelity is to be commended.
So few of your fellow Decepticons were like you.
You put family above everything else
And had a right to avenge your fallen twin.
It is saddening to see that you won't see Cybertron alive once more.
That you will never set foot on your home planet again.
I knew from the beginning
That you did not fully agree with
The Decepticon way.
I saw something too pure in your spark for their deception.
Perhaps you should have joined the Autobots.
Taken Optimus Prime's offer into consideration.
By giving to the Autobots the relic of one of the Thirteen,
The Forge of Solus Prime,
You risked your own life to support a cause you believed in.
The Autobot cause.
You should not have been killed,
Loyal blue and gold Seeker.
Joined with the AllSpark,
No longer needing to fight,
And reunited with your beloved twin,
You will always have a place in our hearts...
Autobot Dreadwing.
elsadragon's Frost Biting Prophecy
The stars will align,
Three Moons will dim.
To show all a sign,
Infinity will entwine.
The earth will shake,
Mountains crumble.
Sea will rise,
Boulders tumble.
Winds will howl,
Lightning crashes.
Trees shall split,
Pyrrhia becomes ashes.
To stop the havoc,
Dragons must rise.
Only the chosen ones,
Knows where magic lies.
Fangs of Night, Jungle and Ice,
Wings of Water and Rain.
Scales of Cold and Sea,
Talons of Mud and Plain.
Flame of Sand, Dark and Sky,
Together they shall reign.