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Snotlout's Guide to Halloween »
Co-written with Vala411! Humor/Modern. Halloween has rolled round again and where would we be without the advice of Berk's renowned dragon almost-expert, would-be bon viveur and raconteur, Snotlout Jorgensen? Especially since he has done almost all the legwork in the 'what not to do' category...How to Train Your Dragon, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 11, words: 14k+, favs: 15, follows: 8, 10/31/2021, Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Toothless
4 You only get one chance
Modern AU: Hiccup and Astrid are trying to impress Astrid's parents and her fierce Uncle Finn. Naturally, a dinner party is the answer…or is it?How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Family & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 56, follows: 23, 3/31/2021, Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Tuffnut
2 Snotlout's Guide To Ruling Hell
Co-written with Vala 411! Berk's most confused dragon rider finds himself in temporary charge of Hell. What could possibly go wrong?How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 7k+, favs: 13, follows: 5, 1/25/2021, Fishlegs I., Snotlout, Dagur, Heather
3 Snotlout's Guide to New Year Celebrations
Co-Written with Vala 411! Modern/Humour. Berk's most sociable dragon rider highlights a few of the pitfalls of welcoming in the New Year...How to Train Your Dragon, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 19, follows: 10, 1/1/2021, Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Tuffnut
8 A HTTYD CHRISTMAS VACATION »
Modern AU. Holly-day story. Planning a big Christmas for friends and family in their new home goes wrong when everyone calls off. Undeterred, Hiccup and Astrid are determined to make it a special day for the kids…but the day doesn't go without surprises…How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 22k+, favs: 30, follows: 12, updated: 12/26/2020 published: 12/24/2020, Astrid, Hiccup, Zephyr H., Nuffink H.
3Carrots, Beetroot and Bananas
Modern AU. Hiccup offers to put up a onesie-wearing Snotlout after an accident damages his apartment. But with the twins in tow, chaos, misunderstandings and pizza fraud ensues…How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 9k+, favs: 24, follows: 9, 12/22/2020, Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Dagur
408Riders of B E R K »
Final Year student Astrid Hofferson finds a young man in an alley, seriously ill, on the run and scared. Helping him, she finds herself suddenly part of a mysterious organisation where humans and mythical dragons are working together. But others want the valuable beasts for their own... Modern AU.How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Adventure, chapters: 79, words: 333k+, favs: 458, follows: 494, updated: 11/19/2020 published: 2/20/2016, Astrid, Hiccup, Alvin the Treacherous, Dagur
5 Snotlout's Guide to the Apocalypse
SUMMARY: Zombie/Apocalypse/Humour AU. Berk's most misunderstood dragon rider shares his essential tips on surviving the end of the world! Co-written with VALA 411! One-shot.How to Train Your Dragon, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 6k+, favs: 17, follows: 10, 11/7/2020, Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Hookfang
10Dragon Bait and Orc Prey »
Modern AU: Librarian Bilbo Baggins find his unwilling attempt at online dating has landed him with a stalker in the form of Smaug, a furious and very sinister mob boss. Enter the Company, Erebor Police's top organised crime team. A mission of close protection takes to turn for the worse and suddenly the entire team are fighting for their lives.Hobbit, T, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 6, words: 20k+, favs: 4, follows: 14, updated: 11/5/2020 published: 6/27/2020, Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
7Blood and Iron »
The exiled dwarves of Erebor are not prospering since the loss of the Crown Prince-especially as Thrain is ailing more by the month. Bilbo Baggins, visiting Bree for his uncle, the Thain, meets a taciturn dwarf working for the local smith. Something seems wrong-but doing the right thing may turn out to be more dangerous than Bilbo could imagine.Hobbit, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 19, follows: 30, updated: 11/5/2020 published: 9/20/2020, Thorin, Bilbo B., Balin, Dís
34Fools in Love (are there any creatures more pathetic?) »
(Modern AU) Valentine's approaches and once again, Rey has no date. Then she gets an offer from the last person she thought would ask…what could possibly go wrong?Star Wars, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 24k+, favs: 26, follows: 55, updated: 11/5/2020 published: 2/29/2020, General Hux, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rose T.
5 The Fires of Vidar »
Supernatural/Modern AU. Finding three mysteriously dead teens causes Sheriff Snotlout Jorgensen to call in his cousin and his band of supernatural investigators. Unexpectedly finding themselves in the past, Hiccup has to solve the mystery or they will all share the dead teens fate.How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Supernatural & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 13k+, favs: 38, follows: 17, updated: 11/2/2020 published: 10/31/2020, Astrid, Fishlegs I., Hiccup, Snotlout
344Protecting Hanna »
Modern AU/ Hiccstrid. Recently widowed, Hiccup Haddock is struggling-especially as Family Services are threatening to take away his daughter. Astrid Hofferson decides a job looking after a little girl would be perfect while assessing her options-but finds herself protecting the little family from crazed relatives, predatory females and an over-zealous social worker…How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 24, words: 76k+, favs: 354, follows: 437, updated: 11/2/2020 published: 3/30/2019, Astrid, Fishlegs I., Hiccup, Ruffnut
274 Face Value »
Modern High School AU. Nerdy outcast Astrid Hofferson finds herself the centre of attention when word gets around that she has a famous relative. Suddenly popular and accepted, can she tell genuine friendship from the machinations of users? And who will be her Prom date?How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 30, words: 116k+, favs: 328, follows: 343, updated: 10/18/2020 published: 2/24/2019, Astrid, Fishlegs I., Hiccup, Heather
2 In which Bilbo steals Thirteen Dwarves-and Himself
A oneshot challenge between Vala 411 and I Plot: Escaping from discovery in Thranduil's palace and rescuing 13 grumpy dwarves is simple if you're a burglar. What could possibly go wrong? Minimum of 4000 words. [Cross-posted on AO3 and WattPad]Hobbit, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 8k+, favs: 39, follows: 12, 6/5/2020, Thorin, Bilbo B., Balin, Kíli
1 Of Hooch and Hospitality
Summary: AU-Everyone Lives. A celebratory banquet to thank the allies of Erebor after the Battle of Five Armies goes slightly (very) awry. Maybe Thranduil shouldn't have commented that dwarves were just drunken ruffians…Hobbit, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 10k+, favs: 22, follows: 8, 6/5/2020, Thorin, Bilbo B., Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
2 Can We Get The Dragon Back?
AU: After BOTFA, the three Durins have survived but a far more dangerous fate awaits them. Thorin's sister, Dis, is arriving and the King needs to explain to her what exactly has happened to her sons on the Quest…Hobbit, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 39, follows: 13, 5/13/2020, Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin, Dís
8 School Dazed
Summary: When the Global Pandemic causes schools in Berk to shut, Hiccup and Astrid suddenly find themselves home schooling their children. What could possibly go wrong? Modern AUHow to Train Your Dragon, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 5k+, favs: 41, follows: 16, 5/6/2020, Astrid, Hiccup, Zephyr H., Nuffink H.
47 The Curse Of The Wereporg »
SUMMARY: A routine mission destroying a Resistance Base goes awry and Kylo Ren wakes up with a major problem…and feathers…Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 25k+, favs: 8, follows: 8, updated: 4/18/2020 published: 3/20/2020, General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
435 The Treasure of Eyja Nott »
Revenge/Modern AU. Hiccup Haddock is framed for treason by his best friend, condemned by the attorney who promised leniency and betrayed by the woman he loves. Sent to die in the inescapable prison on Freezing-To-Death, he vows to escape and take his revenge on those who wronged him…How to Train Your Dragon, M, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 48, words: 201k+, favs: 341, follows: 309, updated: 4/10/2020 published: 5/19/2019, Astrid, Hiccup, Eret, Viggo G.